I was terrible in English. I couldn’t stand the subject. It seemed to me ridiculous to worry about whether you spelled something wrong or not, because English spelling is just a human convention – it has nothing to do with anything real, anything from nature.
Richard P. FeynmanI think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is.
Terry PratchettWine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.
Samuel JohnsonBy and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George CarlinWhen I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
Abraham LincolnThere is another old poet whose name I do not now remember who said, ‚Truth is the daughter of Time.‘
Abraham LincolnNothing is more terrible than to see ignorance in action.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheAll men are equal before fish.
Herbert HooverOld age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.
Golda MeirSome people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Winston ChurchillLove is too young to know what conscience is.
William ShakespeareWhen I was a college student and I got interested in linguistics the concern among students was, this is a lot of fun, but after we have done a structural analysis of every language in the world what’s left? It was assumed there were basically no puzzles.
Noam ChomskyPatriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
Samuel JohnsonAll our words from loose using have lost their edge.
Ernest HemingwayToo much and too little wine. Give him none, he cannot find truth; give him too much, the same.
Blaise PascalThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
Will RogersWe have language and they do not. Chimps communicate by embracing, patting, looking – all these things. And they have lots of sounds. But they cannot sit and discuss. They cannot teach about things that are not present, as far as we know.
Jane GoodallUse what language you will, you can never say anything but what you are.
Ralph Waldo EmersonIf a child from an Amazonian hunter-gatherer tribe comes to Boston, is raised in Boston, that child will be indistinguishable in language capacities from my children growing up here, and vice versa.
Noam ChomskyThe pace at which people are taking to digital technology defies our stereotypes of age, education, language and income.
Narendra ModiSweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.
William ShakespeareI try to speak in a way that people can understand.
John KennedySpeech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must learn both arts.
Thomas CarlyleThe most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
E. E. CummingsIf we weren’t all crazy, we’d just go insane.
Jimmy BuffettAs the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill.
Helen KellerNo excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.
AristotleEvery man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard ShawIf a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.
Thomas JeffersonI am not going to be a mouthpiece for language that I detest.
Jordan PetersonThe stroke of death is as a lover’s pinch, which hurts and is desired.
William ShakespeareI have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Winston ChurchillWhen you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
Franklin D. RooseveltI grew up cursing a lot.
Adam SandlerA woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho MarxI were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion.
William ShakespeareBroadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.
Winston ChurchillI grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.
Adam SandlerThe genesis of a poem for me is usually a cluster of words. The only good metaphor I can think of is a scientific one: dipping a thread into a supersaturated solution to induce crystal formation. I don’t think I solve problems in my poetry; I think I uncover the problems.
Margaret AtwoodEvery day I go to my study and sit at my desk and put the computer on. At that moment, I have to open the door. It’s a big, heavy door. You have to go into the Other Room. Metaphorically, of course. And you have to come back to this side of the room. And you have to shut the door.
Haruki MurakamiPoetry is what gets lost in translation.
Robert FrostThough she be but little, she is fierce.
William ShakespeareThe way I talk is bizarre.
Karl LagerfeldBut behavior in the human being is sometimes a defense, a way of concealing motives and thoughts, as language can be a way of hiding your thoughts and preventing communication.
Abraham MaslowA brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.
Alexander PopeThe mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.
Henry David ThoreauIf you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
Nelson MandelaSuit the action to the word, the word to the action.
William ShakespeareSubstitute ‚damn‘ every time you’re inclined to write ‚very‘; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Mark TwainWe must distinguish between speaking to deceive and being silent to be reserved.
VoltaireAs he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
William ShakespeareWater is the driving force of all nature.
Leonardo da VinciWe are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies – it is the first law of nature.
VoltaireI’ve studied authoritarianism for a very long time – for 40 years – and they’re started by people’s attempts to control the ideological and linguistic territory.
Jordan PetersonEvery December, I host a tree-trimming party. I serve chili with cornbread and lots of good wine. It’s a wonderful party, and it shows how much adults like to play.
Maya AngelouI read the Bible to myself; I’ll take any translation, any edition, and read it aloud, just to hear the language, hear the rhythm, and remind myself how beautiful English is.
Maya AngelouIf you want to talk about something new, you have to make up a new kind of language.
Haruki MurakamiIn a certain way, it’s the sound of the words, the inflection and the way the song is sung and the way it fits the melody and the way the syllables are on the tongue that has as much of the meaning as the actual, literal words.
David ByrnePressed into service means pressed out of shape.
Robert FrostIf life gives you limes, make margaritas.
Jimmy Buffett