It used to be the case, like you’d switch jobs, and then maybe you wouldn’t keep in touch with all the people that you knew from that old job, just because it was too hard. But one of the things that Facebook does is it makes it really easy to just stay in touch with all these people.

Smiles are the language of love.

Working with a lot of people at the same time is a task. I really like making stuff and getting stuff done. One of the things I really liked about Facebook was that I could always move so quickly. I wrote the original application in, like, nine days at the end of January.

Great loves too must be endured.

I exaggerate when I’m angry, but I’ve never gone around telling people things that aren’t true about me.

Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done things. We had time.

I know that I’m not the easiest person to live with. The challenge I put on myself is so great that the person I live with feels himself challenged. I bring a lot to bear, and I don’t know how not to.

Lovers often invest their first meetings with retrospective significance, as if to try to conjure the elements of the numinous out of the stubborn witness of the everyday.

Every once in a while I get the highly inappropriate proposal which is like, ‚Wow, Really! You don’t even know me and I don’t know you at all, and you want that to happen? Tonight? Ok, I get off work at 7.30.‘

I think women love very hard. We love men. We just love with everything we have. And sometimes, I don’t know that that love is met with the type of dignity that we wish it would be met with.

I think some of my colleagues‘ spicier lines are distracting. They draw attention away from what the justice is trying to say.

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Let it be our delight to find our society in the circle of which Jesus is the center, and let us make those our friends who are the friends of Jesus.

Friendship, like the immortality of the soul, is too good to be believed.

When I think of the love I feel for each member of our family, I sense, to a slight degree, the love that our Heavenly Father bears for His children.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

I hope that Facebook and other Internet technologies were able to help people, just like we hope that we help them communicate and organize and do whatever they want to every single day, but I don’t pretend that if Facebook didn’t exist, that this wouldn’t even be possible. Of course, it would have.

Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don’t understand each other. Not at all! But that’s what makes relationships so amazing.

I think any man who lets a woman pick what he should wear… I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere as a man. I see these guys, ‚My wife told me to wear this!‘ And I just shake my head.

I’m not saying that love always takes you to heaven. Your life can become a nightmare. But that said, it is worth taking the risk.

Some animals utter a loud cry. Some are silent, and others have a voice, which in some cases may be expressed by a word; in others, it cannot. There are also noisy animals and silent animals, musical and unmusical kinds, but they are mostly noisy about the breeding season.

Give thy thoughts no tongue.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Family and friendships are two of the greatest facilitators of happiness.

I guess every single word I’ve ever said is going to be dissected now.

My problem was my inability to spend much time at home. I thought my family was secure, so I went running around everyplace else. I guess I had more of an effect on other people’s kids than I did my own.

A person hears only what they understand.

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

I don’t use Twitter for bad.

Through my research, I found that vulnerability is the glue that holds relationships together. It’s the magic sauce.

Charm is a way of getting the answer ‚Yes‘ without asking a clear question.

Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.

If somebody crafts an interesting tweet that’ll lead me to their blog, I’m going to their blog.

We all die, we all get sick, we all feel hunger and lust and pain, and therefore human life is consistent from one generation to the other. We all – most of us, anyway – want connections with other people and spend our lives looking for them.

I don’t mind how much my Ministers talk, so long as they do what I say.

I’m not in the loop; I don’t know any actors, really, just the ones I work with.

If you like a person you say ‚let’s go into business together.‘ Man is a social animal after all, but such partnerships are fraught with danger.

I tweet in the morning and the evening. To write 12 hours a day, there is a moment when you’re really tired. It’s my relaxing time.

A friend of mine tells that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it.

Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.

All good leaders are connectors. They relate well and make people feel confident about themselves and their leader.

As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family.

In true dialogue, both sides are willing to change.

He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy.

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

I like the app where you can make your own memes. I make memes all the time and send them to my friends.

I wouldn’t say that anyone in fashion is on my side. I don’t think there’s anyone on my side.

Here in the West, people often don’t like listening to their leaders, even if they are right.

Never speak to an invalid from behind, nor from the door, nor from any distance from him, nor when he is doing anything. The official politeness of servants in these things is so grateful to invalids, that many prefer, without knowing why, having none but servants about them.

I don’t need therapy. I’m not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there. I talk about them. I talk about everything before anybody has a chance.

My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids‘ reaction to that divorce.

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.

My daughter doesn’t even get my humor. She’s like, ‚Um, no. I don’t get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.‘

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

For people who may think they know, or have snippets of who I am, you can attack that person. That’s part of being a public figure.

I know when I grew up, it was, if it was daylight outside, get outside. Well, now, with the technological age of computers and everything, everyone’s inside virtually going everywhere they want to go, virtually having relationships, virtually traveling across the neighborhood, virtually going to that island.

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

We’re hardwired for connection. There’s no arguing with the bioscience. But we can want it so badly we’re trying to hot-wire it.

Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different immediately after they are expressed, a little distorted, a little foolish.

Words are but the signs of ideas.

Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone who with their soul encourages another person to be brave and true.