Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.
Charles BukowskiThe devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
Albert EinsteinMy other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Henny YoungmanIf you were to destroy the belief in immortality in mankind, not only love but every living force on which the continuation of all life in the world depended, would dry up at once.
Fyodor DostoevskyIt is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honourably.
Immanuel KantI’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.
Douglas AdamsBiography lends to death a new terror.
Oscar WildeIt is in life as it is in ways, the shortest way is commonly the foulest, and surely the fairer way is not much about.
Francis BaconJesus lived a life that was full of joy and contradictions and fights, you know? If they were to paint a picture of Jesus without contradictions, the gospels would be fake, but the contradictions are a sign of authenticity.
Paulo CoelhoYou have to take risks. We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen.
Paulo CoelhoIf you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Woody AllenAs long as I am playing competitive football I am happy.
Sunil ChhetriI think life on Earth must be about more than just solving problems… It’s got to be something inspiring, even if it is vicarious.
Elon MuskToday, more than ever before, life must be characterized by a sense of Universal responsibility, not only nation to nation and human to human, but also human to other forms of life.
Dalai LamaThe first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
Groucho MarxI’m not trying to follow a set of rules and stuff. I’m just living my life.
Joel OsteenLife is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don’t let yourself believe it will happen to you.
Muhammad AliThere’s no doubt that usually a president’s public image is enhanced by going to war. That never did appeal to me.
Jimmy CarterA well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.
Thomas CarlyleDo your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed – there’s so little competition.
Elbert HubbardAn unused life is an early death.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheOld age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Theodore RooseveltDeath is the king of this world: ‚Tis his park where he breeds life to feed him. Cries of pain are music for his banquet.
George EliotDeath may be the greatest of all human blessings.
SocratesIt is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all, in which case you have failed by default.
J. K. RowlingNothing on this earth is standing still. It’s either growing or it’s dying. No matter if it’s a tree or a human being.
Lou HoltzIt’s what counts, isn’t it, on the Sunday, rather than pre-season testing. If you lock up, you do a little mistake, it’s nothing, but if you do it on Sunday, you lose a place or you have to box for a flat spot or something like that. It’s a much bigger problem.
Lando NorrisDying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody AllenIf I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any man or woman, I shall feel that I have worked with God.
Gilbert K. ChestertonSomething’s very wrong with a nation that would rather spend money on war than take care of its children.
Robert KiyosakiIt seems sensible to me that we should look to the medical profession, that over the centuries has helped us to live longer and healthier lives, to help us die peacefully among our loved ones in our own home without a long stay in God’s waiting room.
Terry PratchettYouth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard ShawI have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
Will RogersSeventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Woody AllenLove is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
H. L. MenckenThe United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Will RogersMay you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law.
Immanuel KantThe measure of a life, after all, is not its duration, but its donation.
Corrie Ten BoomPassions are the gales of life.
Alexander PopeYou can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself.
Ernest HemingwayAfter your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur SchopenhauerThe last act is bloody, however pleasant all the rest of the play is: a little earth is thrown at last upon our head, and that is the end forever.
Blaise PascalIt is not enough to say we must not wage war. It is necessary to love peace and sacrifice for it.
Martin Luther King, Jr.Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven WrightWinning takes precedence over all. There’s no gray area. No almosts.
Kobe BryantThe real and lasting victories are those of peace, and not of war.
Ralph Waldo EmersonIt takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.
Benjamin FranklinWater is life, and clean water means health.
Audrey HepburnLife’s a rollercoaster. You’re up one minute; you’re down one minute. But who doesn’t like rollercoasters?
Conor McGregorFolks don’t like to have somebody around knowing more than they do.
Harper LeeNo war is over until the enemy says it’s over.
Jim MattisNever think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
Ernest HemingwayIf the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‚Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production.
Will RogersI am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody AllenOur heart glows, and secret unrest gnaws at the root of our being. Dealing with the unconscious has become a question of life for us.
Carl JungThe connection between dress and war is not far to seek; your finest clothes are those you wear as soldiers.
Virginia WoolfMost of our lives aren’t that exciting, but the drama is still going on in the small details.
David ByrneI think if we didn’t contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive.
Paul AusterYou either get tired fighting for peace, or you die.
John LennonWar is the greatest plague that can afflict humanity, it destroys religion, it destroys states, it destroys families. Any scourge is preferable to it.
Martin Luther