In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.

Shakespeare – I was very influenced – still am – by Shakespeare. I couldn’t believe that a white man in the 16th century could so know my heart.

To get a hold on boys you must be their friend.

The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We’ve all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we’ve all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that’s a gift – to you and your audience.

I enjoyed climbing with other people, good friends, but I did quite a lot of solo climbing, too.

Throughout my life, I’ve always been really close with girls and made friends with girls. And I’ve always been a really sickly, feminine person anyhow, so I thought I was gay for a while because I didn’t find any of the girls in my high school attractive at all.

I think women are really good at making friends and not good at networking. Men are good at networking and not necessarily making friends. That’s a gross generalization, but I think it holds in many ways.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

We don’t laugh because we’re happy – we’re happy because we laugh.

True happiness arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one’s self, and in the next, from the friendship and conversation of a few select companions.

If one could be friendly with women, what a pleasure – the relationship so secret and private compared with relations with men. Why not write about it truthfully?

Everywhere is nowhere. When a person spends all his time in foreign travel, he ends by having many acquaintances, but no friends.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

It’s not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it’s the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses.

My friends are people who like building cool stuff. We always have this joke about people who want to just start companies without making something valuable. There’s a lot of that in Silicon Valley.

So long as the memory of certain beloved friends lives in my heart, I shall say that life is good.

Writing means sharing. It’s part of the human condition to want to share things – thoughts, ideas, opinions.

The heart is forever inexperienced.

Science arose from poetry… when times change the two can meet again on a higher level as friends.

In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.

There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man’s self.

Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship – never.

I do things I love doing. Sometimes that is maybe going out to have a drink with friends, going out partying or whatever.

You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

He who hath many friends hath none.

Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a sacrifice to love; love recompenses the adorers.

I married my best friend that happens to be a girl.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.

I would love to get Rihanna on a Khaled song. That’s my friend, but every time I’m around her, I get shy.

Our best thoughts come from others.

I mean, we’ve built a lot of products that we think are good, and will help people share photos and share videos and write messages to each other. But it’s really all about how people are spreading Facebook around the world in all these different countries. And that’s what’s so amazing about the scale that it’s at today.

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them.

Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.

Vulnerability is the birthplace of connection and the path to the feeling of worthiness. If it doesn’t feel vulnerable, the sharing is probably not constructive.

In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the old they are a comfort and aid in their weakness, and those in the prime of life they incite to noble deeds.

Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be Vice President of the United States of America. Let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend. She is qualified to be President of the United States of America. She’s easily qualified to be Vice President of the United States of America.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

Laughter is one of the very privileges of reason, being confined to the human species.

I don’t want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it’s because he’s so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.

Me and my dad are friends. We’re cool. I’ll never be disappointed again, because I don’t expect anything anymore from him. I just let him exist, and that’s how we get along.

I’ve been blessed in that regard through and through. So I’m just thankful for this opportunity to play the game that I love and share that with the world.

As a child, I wanted to know how things worked and to control them. With a friend, I built a number of complicated models that I could control.

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don’t mind laughing at it before you guys do.

My philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.

The heart is great which shows moderation in the midst of prosperity.

Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations; entangling alliances with none.

Some people carry their heart in their head and some carry their head in their heart. The trick is to keep them apart yet working together.

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.

Let there be work, bread, water and salt for all.

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.

In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that’s walked a song that’s spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

I’ve known Ben Stiller for a minute. One of my first movies was ‚Along Came Polly.‘

You listen to the radio and all the songs sound the same, from 8 in the morning to 12.

Those who cannot work with their hearts achieve but a hollow, half-hearted success that breeds bitterness all around.