In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

I’m going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell.

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

Our life of poverty is as necessary as the work itself. Only in heaven will we see how much we owe to the poor for helping us to love God better because of them.

The view of Jerusalem is the history of the world; it is more, it is the history of earth and of heaven.

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.

The love of heaven makes one heavenly.

Is there not some chosen curse, some hidden thunder in the stores of heaven, red with uncommon wrath, to blast the man who owes his greatness to his country’s ruin!

For as one star another far exceeds, So souls in heaven are placed by their deeds.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

The blessed of us must save the less of us. I’m blessed, and yeah, I’m planning to go to Heaven.

There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.

Heaven is long-enduring, and earth continues long. The reason why heaven and earth are able to endure and continue thus long is because they do not live of, or for, themselves.

The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.

The Bible shows the way to go to heaven, not the way the heavens go.

I dote on his very absence.

Being no bigot myself to any mode of worship, I am disposed to endulge the professors of Christianity in the church, that road to heaven which to them shall seem the most direct plainest easiest and least liable to exception.

We do not wish to enter Heaven until our work is done, for it would make us uneasy if there were one single soul left to be saved by our means.

Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

We have but one permanent home: heaven – that’s still the old truth that we always have to re-learn – and it’s only through the impact of sad experiences that we assimilate it.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We ought to fly away from earth to heaven as quickly as we can; and to fly away is to become like God, as far as this is possible; and to become like him is to become holy, just, and wise.

If I were a Roman Catholic, I should turn a heretic, in sheer desperation, because I would rather go to heaven than go to purgatory.

Great indeed is the sublimity of the Creative, to which all beings owe their beginning and which permeates all heaven.

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.

Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.

I am not going to Heaven because I have preached to great crowds or read the Bible many times. I’m going to Heaven just like the thief on the cross who said in that last moment: ‚Lord, remember me.‘

Love him and let him love you. Do you think anything else under heaven really matters?

True prayer is neither a mere mental exercise nor a vocal performance. It is far deeper than that – it is spiritual transaction with the Creator of Heaven and Earth.

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.

Our body is dependant on Heaven and Heaven on the Spirit.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.

Heaven means to be one with God.

My wife is already in Heaven.

My belief as a Christian is when we receive Christ as salvation, that that gives us a guarantee for Heaven.

I’m more of a realist when it comes to life, and I’d much rather my mother be in a spiritual place in Heaven than in a bed, sick, fighting for her life.

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground.

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.

Free will carried many a soul to hell, but never a soul to heaven.

Joy is the serious business of Heaven.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

My mom and my dad were both very sociable, meeting lots of interesting people.

God is not so wary as we, else He would give us no friends, lest we forget Him! The charms of the heaven in the bush are superseded, I fear, by the heaven in the hand, occasionally.

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.

What springs from earth dissolves to earth again, and heaven-born things fly to their native seat.

For victory in life, we’ve got to keep focused on the goal, and the goal is Heaven.

I used to go missing a lot… Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven.

I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

My home is in Heaven. I’m just traveling through this world.

Heaven is a state of mind, not a location, since Spirit is everywhere and in everything.

Even more amazing than modern technology is our opportunity to access information directly from Heaven, without hardware, software, or monthly service fees.

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with.

As we are, so we associate. The good, by affinity, seek the good; the vile, by affinity, the vile. Thus of their own volition, souls proceed into Heaven, into Hell.

I’m very careful about saying who would and wouldn’t go to heaven. I don’t know.

As I approached my 95th birthday, I was burdened to write a book that addressed the epidemic of ‚easy believism.‘ There is a mindset today that if people believe in God and do good works, they are going to Heaven.

Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters.

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.