I’m pretty laid-back in real life. I just love hanging with my friends and making jokes. The jokes don’t stop – literally, all day.

All of my walls are covered with framed pictures of my friends.

What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny.

I try to devote my afternoons to making music in my home studio, but it’s a lot more fun hanging out with musicians and friends, and trying subtly to influence a band than making your own stuff.

I laugh and joke, but I don’t get distracted very easily.

I like the app where you can make your own memes. I make memes all the time and send them to my friends.

Think about what people are doing on Facebook today. They’re keeping up with their friends and family, but they’re also building an image and identity for themselves, which in a sense is their brand. They’re connecting with the audience that they want to connect to. It’s almost a disadvantage if you’re not on it now.

The boys know they’re from Southeast Asia, and they have their food and their music and their friends, and they have a pride particular to them.

You know, my family and friends have never been yes-men: ‚Yes, you’re doing the right thing, you’re always right.‘ No, they tell me when I’m wrong, and that’s why I’ve been able to stay who I am and stay humble.

I was very blessed to have family and friends, but particularly family, who told me I was not only all right, I was just right, so I believe that my brain is a good one, and it’s lasting me very well.

It is not so much our friends‘ help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.

Let it be our delight to find our society in the circle of which Jesus is the center, and let us make those our friends who are the friends of Jesus.

People may think I’m trying something new by telling stories, but they’re just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That’s what I do.

I look upon every day to be lost, in which I do not make a new acquaintance.

One of my lungs is half gone, and the other half, because I smoked for years, has a lesion. So I can’t swim anymore and had the swimming pool covered over. Now it’s what I call the dance pavilion, and so I and my friends sit out and put music on and watch people dance.

I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

Friends applaud, the comedy is over.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn’t want them to lose friends. He is his family’s hero.

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can’t predict what people will laugh at.

I need physics more than friends.

I never enjoyed school and I was never that good at school so leaving wasn’t the biggest thing, but the social aspect of school, leaving your friends, you lose contact with them a bit and now I have more friends at the race track than the friends I keep in touch with at school.

I don’t know how to work a room. It’s a real skill.

Among the friends of Union, there is great diversity of sentiment and of policy in regard to slavery and the African race among us.

We can come to look upon the deaths of our enemies with as much regret as we feel for those of our friends, namely, when we miss their existence as witnesses to our success.

I’m so happy because today I found my friends – they’re in my head.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I wanted a name I could shape the music towards. I was going to Miami quite a lot at the time, speaking a lot of Spanish with my friends from Cuba – ‚Lana Del Rey‘ reminded us of the glamour of the seaside. It sounded gorgeous coming off the tip of the tongue.

I created my MySpace page in eighth grade, because that’s how all my friends talked to each other, so I made one, too. Then, all of a sudden, my friends started putting my songs on their profiles, and then their relatives, their friends in different states did.

If you are a small company taking on a big company, you need to have a sense of humor.

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Social media has given us this idea that we should all have a posse of friends when in reality, if we have one or two really good friends, we are lucky.

‚Love Story‘ is actually about a guy that I almost dated. But when I introduced him to my family and my friends, they all said they didn’t like him. All of them!

I’ve missed out on a lot of things, going out with friends.

I don’t get up, get dressed, go out, and think, ‚Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.‘

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.

To this day, some of my closest friends say, ‚Gaga, you know, everything’s great. You’re a singer; your dreams have come true.‘ But, still, when certain things are said to you over and over again as you’re growing up, it stays with you and you wonder if they’re true.

I’ve got a great sense of humor.

I have good friends who are politicians on both sides.

You don’t even really need a place. But you feel like you’re doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.

I live half the year on Necker, a tiny island in the Caribbean, and it’s always full of people in party mode. Everyone comes up to the big house, and we’ll be dancing until the early hours to the island’s band, the Front Line.

The only way I hear gossip is if it’s big enough and loud enough for my friends to bring it up to me. Or if it’s, like, a big untrue ordeal from my publicist – and she hates making that phone call!

Just as I wanted to outdo everyone when I played, I had to outdo everyone when we were out on the town.

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.

When I’m back in New York – and this is a terrible thing to complain about – I eat a lot more really, really good food than perhaps I’d like to. So many of my friends are really good chefs. It’s kind of like being in the Mafia.

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn’t care to drink with, even if he drank.

For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

It’s in my blood to be around people while I was training.

Books like friends, should be few and well-chosen.

I really miss being able to blend in with people.

It’s just hard to meet new people, in my position.

Martyrs, my friend, have to choose between being forgotten, mocked or used. As for being understood – never.

I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school – my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program.

Sometimes I write about my own life. And sometimes I write about situations I see my friends going through. Sometimes I write about a scene I saw in a movie. I take inspiration from all different places.