It’s easy to become very self-critical when you’re an actor. Then you get critiqued by the critics. Whether you agree with them or not, people are passing judgment on you.
Keanu ReevesOne of my movies was called ‚True Lies.‘ It’s what the Democrats should have called their convention.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerIn comedy, my strengths are improvisation.
Kevin HartThe Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don’t notice they’re getting made fun of. So they’ll say something back that’s not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.
Adam SandlerAt the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
Kevin HartEverybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.
Clint EastwoodI love music, and after my first experience with movies, I can’t wait to do more.
RihannaToo much TV hurts movies.
Elvis PresleyWhen you’re supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you’re talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you’re filming.
Kevin HartI’m proud to be an actor. See, as an actor, you live longer. Football players, the brain and all that stuff, ooh-eee, that’s not good.
Mr. TThere’s no difference between movies and television. None at all. Except in a lot of cases, television’s much better than movies.
George LucasFilm is not an easy occupation. There’s a lot of occupations that are difficult and film is one of them.
George LucasBrad will tell you. He puts a movie on, I’m asleep in 10 minutes. I have no patience. But the kids love action movies with comedy, Jackie Chan and all that.
Angelina JolieThere’s no real excuse for being successful enough as an actor to do what you want and then selling out. You do it pure. You don’t try to adapt it, make it commercial.
Clint EastwoodI like the idea of working in different genres and transcending genres and hopefully finding success, and ultimately make movies people like.
Dwayne JohnsonMy favorite movies of all times is ‚Doctor Zhivago,‘ and I love ‚Gone With the Wind.‘ I’d love to play some Southern belle or something where I owned a plantation.
Dolly PartonMy movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don’t have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don’t pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.
Adam SandlerComedy Central was a great network, but ‚Chappelle’s Show‘ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‚Chappelle‘ reruns. For BET, the ‚Real Husbands of Hollywood‘ has that same potential.
Kevin HartI get impatient with people working on a film that have their head in their hands like it’s the most complicated thing in the world.
Angelina JolieHumorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It’s literary suicide.
Erma BombeckSome people think literature is high culture and that it should only have a small readership. I don’t think so… I have to compete with popular culture, including TV, magazines, movies and video games.
Haruki MurakamiWhen I’m being funny, I try not to offend. I don’t think much of what I’ve done has been in really ghastly taste. I don’t think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them.
Kurt VonnegutI get that racism exists, but it’s not a catalyst for my content. I don’t need to talk about race to have material. My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with ‚topics‘ – race, white versus black – you’re not separating from the pack. You’re doing what everybody else is doing.
Kevin HartI think the whole stigma of ‚black movies‘ is slowly being lost. When you look at movies like ’12 Years A Slave,‘ to ‚The Butler,‘ to ‚The Best Man,‘ to ‚Ride Along,‘ to even ‚Think Like a Man‘ from last year – these movies are just good movies.
Kevin HartI love Steve Carell.
Dwayne JohnsonA special effect is a tool, a means of telling a story. A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.
George LucasThe next thing I knew, I was out of the service and making movies again. My first picture was called, GI Blues. I thought I was still in the army.
Elvis PresleyMovies were invented for Jimmy Cagney, and he was invented for the movies. A perfect match.
Clint EastwoodI’ve seen too many ups and downs in the movie industry.
Jackie ChanI’m not really an actor, I’m a reactor; I’m a pitchman. That’s what I do best. Nobody can do it any better.
Mr. TI don’t go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it’s contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.
Steven WrightI have an immense amount of respect for acting. I’ve always loved movies and was always fascinated by movie-making. But to become an actor, I wanted to commit myself.
Dwayne JohnsonComedy’s about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you’re saying.
Kevin HartWhen I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
Adam SandlerI love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
Kevin HartMeryl and Katharine Hepburn are probably the two greatest actresses of this and the last century.
Denzel WashingtonMorgan Freeman is so class. He’s so cool. He’s so scary.
Jim CarreyI like Ryan Gosling as an actor. I watch all of his movies, and he’s Canadian and I just like his swag. I read his interviews and I’m a big fan of his.
DrakeThere used to be an old bad joke. I hope it’s not so much a good joke anymore. ‚Everybody’s from Scranton; no one’s in Scranton.‘
Joe BidenTo me, comedy is just twisting reality. It’s commenting or observing or twisting life.
Steven WrightWell, in order for me to be successful… In order to be a great artist – musician, actor, painter, whatever – you must be able to be private in public at all times.
Lady GagaMy mother is from another time – the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that’s what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn’t know what I’m talking about. I know if I wasn’t her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going.
Steven WrightComedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody AllenI’ve always had to conquer fear when I’m on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It’s absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I’m okay. It’s like I’m out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me.
Steven WrightA lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
Adam SandlerIn Hollywood, a lot of times when something is in development, it just takes a lot of time.
Dwayne JohnsonMy friend James Cameron and I made three films together – True Lies, The Terminator and Terminator 2. Of course, that was during his early, low-budget, art-house period.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerMovies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.
Charlie ChaplinThe aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George OrwellChanges are not unusual – I mean, most movies, when they release them, they make changes. But somehow, when I make the slightest change, everybody thinks it’s the end of the world.
George LucasWell, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn’t really bother me.
Jerry SeinfeldI think the message has already been sent to Hollywood, which is that this kid’s a hard worker, he’s talented, and people are coming out to see him. And when you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up.
Kevin HartWell, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.
Jerry SeinfeldI’m one of those people who says, ‚yes, cinema died when they invented sound.‘
George LucasI sure lost my musical direction in Hollywood. My songs were the same conveyer belt mass production, just like most of my movies were.
Elvis PresleyI liked Vittorio De Sica a lot, and I got to work with him once in a segment movie. He was a great director. He was a very charismatic character and a guy I watched a lot when he was directing.
Clint EastwoodMy comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
Adam SandlerI like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
Steven WrightI was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
Adam SandlerI will never win an Oscar, and do you know why? First of all, because I’m not Jewish. Secondly, I make too much money for all those old farts in the Academy.
Clint Eastwood