I’d love to go into WWE and have a real knock and see what’s what.

At United, there are great traditions, which you can’t buy in one or two years. They are created by victories. You need to prove again and again that you are better than the others. Manchester United have always done this, and are still doing it, so they are the best.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

The sound and music are 50% of the entertainment in a movie.

I really like children to watch my movies.

We don’t want people to leave the stadium until the game finishes.

People are using Windows PCs more than they watch TV now.

My opinion can be completely different after a show.

Man, I really like Vegas.

When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding.

I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. And I go out to clubs in the week. I’m doing new stuff all the time.

I was born in Africa. I came to California because it’s really where new technologies can be brought to fruition, and I don’t see a viable competitor.

TV’s a big deal in prison. A big deal. People watch it nonstop.

Some people want to win races. Other people want to be President of the United States.

If you tell me there’s something I can’t do, I’ll want to do it even more. Especially when it comes to entertaining.

Everybody loved ‚The A-Team‘ because it was entertainment, pure and simple.

I don’t like to be bored.

Football games are on TV, and it doesn’t affect stadium attendance at all. It’s the same with movies. People who really love movies and like to go out on a Saturday night will go to the movie theater.

Stand-up is my baby.

You think I’m going to ask these sweet 14 year olds to ask their parents to buy a $100 ticket then run around in latex and lip sync? No way.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I’m joking and when I’m serious.

My show ‚The Big House‘ was picked up; they flew me to New York. I’m about to step on stage to announce Kevin Hart’s ‚The Big House.‘ And a hand grabs my shoulder, ‚Kevin no, they just decided to cancel it.‘ It’s a serious smack-in-the-face business, and either you can take it, or you can’t.

Diana Ross is a big inspiration to all of us. We all grew up watching everything about her – her mike placement, her grace, her style and her class.

When you come to my show, I want it to feel like opera, like a theatre.

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is not to forget the first rule.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‚Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production.

I don’t get bored.

I think television has had a vast, unbelievable impact on us.

Domination and monopoly is the name of the game in the web marketplace.

I don’t spend too much time on my phone, laptop or television. However, I do occasionally watch documentaries and shows on streaming platforms.

These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn’t really bother me.

Derbies are always difficult to play because you have to handle the pressure. There’s no advantage or disadvantage for either side.

I absolutely want to have a career where you make’em laugh and make’em cry. It’s all theater.

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.

I love crime, I love mysteries, and I love ghosts.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

I can hold my own when it comes to burping. I’ve got a good feeling that I could win a championship.

I enjoy competition. I enjoy challenges. If a challenge is in front of me and it appeals to me, I will go ahead and conquer it.

My music is a luxury.

Maybe I’ll give Broadway a try. But you know what would be great? Hosting the Oscars. I promise you, that would be a show no one forgot.

I want to play a fireman and a spy. I want to learn special effects.

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.

Of course, it does depend on the people, but sometimes I’m invited places to kind of brighten up a dinner table like a musician who’ll play the piano after dinner, and I know you’re not really invited for yourself. You’re just an ornament.

The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.

When you bring in multi-brand retail items into the country, you’re not just bringing the products, but you’re also harming local manufacturers.

According to Lifetime, I don’t know anything about TV.

It just seems there’s better things to do in your life than be on television if it’s not interesting, if it’s not challenging, if it’s not fun. You know? When it stops being those things for me, I’ll stop making television.

It’s really annoying for me. That’s not what I’m playing for, to be the face of the NBA or to be this or that or to take LeBron’s throne or whatever.

I’ve always loved the showmanship of professional wrestling. While I love making movies, I love that platform, too.

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

Too much TV hurts movies.

I think the high-tech industry is used to developing new things very quickly. It’s the Silicon Valley way of doing business: You either move very quickly and you work hard to improve your product technology, or you get destroyed by some other company.

The connectivity declaration is about uniting the whole industry – a lot of companies that typically compete very fiercely – to push in a coherent direction.

The best book, like the best speech, will do it all – make us laugh, think, cry and cheer – preferably in that order.

As we all know, sequels can be tricky.

‚The Simpsons‘ appearances were great fun. But I don’t take them too seriously. I think ‚The Simpsons‘ have treated my disability responsibly.

I seen a lot of artists be hot for a minute, and then that’s it, and somebody else come in.

WWE asked me to be in the Hall of Fame, and I turned it down. You know why? They put Pete Rose in the wrestling Hall of Fame. This guy can’t even get into his own Hall of Fame.

We came up with TDE. As competitive as rap is, and as much as we’re trying to exceed the standards we set for ourselves, we take their wins as our wins, too.