I’d love to go into WWE and have a real knock and see what’s what.

My goal is to entertain myself and others.

It is a neck-and-neck race between Mr. Gray and myself who shall complete our apparatus first. He has the advantage over me in being a practical electrician – but I have reason to believe that I am better acquainted with the phenomena of sound than he is – so that I have an advantage there.

Comedy Central was a great network, but ‚Chappelle’s Show‘ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‚Chappelle‘ reruns. For BET, the ‚Real Husbands of Hollywood‘ has that same potential.

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a Kevin Hart fan.

When you come to my show, I want it to feel like opera, like a theatre.

I can hold my own when it comes to burping. I’ve got a good feeling that I could win a championship.

I think the high-tech industry is used to developing new things very quickly. It’s the Silicon Valley way of doing business: You either move very quickly and you work hard to improve your product technology, or you get destroyed by some other company.

I’m trying to get to Mars before everyone else.

In the long run, your human capital is your main base of competition. Your leading indicator of where you’re going to be 20 years from now is how well you’re doing in your education system.

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

In ‚Changeling,‘ I tried to show something you’d never see nowadays – a kid sitting and looking at the radio. Just sitting in front of the radio and listening. Your mind does the rest.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made ‚em up myself.

There have been so many great players that I’ve played with, that I’ve played against over the years.

Obviously everybody, if you’re playing in the league, you’ve got to have somewhat of an ego about how you play the game.

Some people think literature is high culture and that it should only have a small readership. I don’t think so… I have to compete with popular culture, including TV, magazines, movies and video games.

Growing up I didn’t watch movies.

I think that at the start of a game, you’re always playing to win, and then maybe if you’re ahead late in the game, you start playing not to lose. The true competitors, though, are the ones who always play to win.

I need to do well and show I’m a worthy driver in F1.

I used to rush home to see ‚Match Of The Day.‘ Whatever I was doing, I wouldn’t miss it.

In the ideal world, if I was perfect, I’d be able to beat every teammate that I have, in every race.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

I like Cardi B!

I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car.

Music is part of the life of fashion, too.

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them.

Nobody enjoys the ‚little show about nothing‘ humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don’t have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me.

WWE asked me to be in the Hall of Fame, and I turned it down. You know why? They put Pete Rose in the wrestling Hall of Fame. This guy can’t even get into his own Hall of Fame.

I will fight in many weight divisions.

Most of the time spent wrestling with technologies that don’t quite work yet is just not worth the effort for end users, however much fun it is for nerds like us.

Mickey Rourke’s character in ‚The Wrestler‘ – that was my dad, that was my uncles, that was so many members of my family. It was the only thing they knew. And then they would end up wrestling for a hundred bucks, go to autograph signings for two hundred bucks.

If all my bridge coach ever told me was that I was ‚satisfactory,‘ I would have no hope of ever getting better. How would I know who was the best? How would I know what I was doing differently?

I love Chris Brown. He’s a superstar. He’s one of the best singers out there.

I love music, and after my first experience with movies, I can’t wait to do more.

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

I am sure as everyone knows that I am not the happiest if I don’t do a good job in qualifying or the race.

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war – for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I’d say we deserve ours more.

We don’t want people to leave the stadium until the game finishes.

There is always room for losers in the football business. They are the mother’s milk of gambling, and why not? Somebody has to do it, or there won’t be any winners.

A good boxing competition gives one the sight of fine men in their prime, trained to the ounce, showing the highest skill, pluck and endurance in carrying out their attack and defence under strict rules of fair play and good temper.

There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‚Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production.

I saw ‚Magic Mike,‘ and I thought it was great.

I saw MotoGP on TV first, before I saw F1 and other types of car racing. It’s what I got more into. It was cool, there was good, exciting racing.

SNL is a home. You’ve got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it’s a great time.

There’s many ups and downs in the fight game.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

What we face may look insurmountable. But I learned something from all those years of training and competing. I learned something from all those sets and reps when I didn’t think I could lift another ounce of weight. What I learned is that we are always stronger than we know.

I enjoy competition. I enjoy challenges. If a challenge is in front of me and it appeals to me, I will go ahead and conquer it.

I enjoy acting when you really hit it right.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department.

Well, we know that people in Australia love the idea of both Impulse and Virgin Blue getting up and adding a bit of competition, and it’s fun to be able to deliver it.

In the ’60s and ’70s and early ’80s, the trainers would grind you, and eventually they would break something – they would break an ankle in ways that it would heal. It was just the way of the business, to ensure that you learned respect for wrestling.

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don’t like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around.

According to Lifetime, I don’t know anything about TV.

It’s OK for China to invent cancer drugs that cure patients in the United States. We want them to catch up. But as the leader, we want to keep setting a very, very high standard. We don’t want them to catch up because we’re slowing down or, even worse, going into reverse.

People don’t want drama 365 days a year. I’m a sense of relief; it’s my job to take your mind off what’s bad for that brief second you’re in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I’m doing.

I’m already the face of the UFC, plus the face of boxing, WWE, and Hollywood.

Without sounding biased, 70 days of football is not enough. Even if Messi plays 70 days he cannot be in the national team. You need to play around the year to be in contention for the national team.