During most of my freelancing, I made what I would have made in charge of the cafeteria at a pretty good junior-high school.
Kurt VonnegutIn large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.
Friedrich NietzscheConsidering their impact, you might expect mosquitoes to get more attention than they do. Sharks kill fewer than a dozen people every year, and in the U.S. they get a week dedicated to them on TV every year.
Bill GatesI have found that, in the composition of the human body as compared with the bodies of animals, the organs of sense are duller and coarser. Thus, it is composed of less ingenious instruments, and of spaces less capacious for receiving the faculties of sense.
Leonardo da VinciFew of us can stand prosperity. Another man’s, I mean.
Mark TwainAs a Western, ‚The Magnificent Seven‘ was a pretty good film. I don’t think it was as interesting or as multi-faceted as ‚Seven Samurai.‘
George LucasAs an elder of the Americas and of the rest of the planet, it is my responsibility to care for and protect, to the best of my ability, the young.
Alice WalkerThat is what fame is, isn’t it? To get the world to fall in love with you.
Lady GagaI never admire another’s fortune so much that I became dissatisfied with my own.
Marcus Tullius CiceroPeace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal.
Martin Luther King, Jr.Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing.
Edmund BurkeIt disturbs me no more to find men base, unjust, or selfish than to see apes mischievous, wolves savage, or the vulture ravenous.
Jean-Paul SartreAs you heat the planet up, it’s just like boiling a pot.
Elon MuskAs a British driver, you get compared to Lewis and I get that. But when he came to McLaren, they were doing well and had a championship-winning car. I’m in a very different situation so I don’t compare myself to his stats.
Lando NorrisSo many people are looking at what’s wrong, and I try to encourage them to look at what’s right in their life. A lot of people have it a lot worse than you do.
Joel OsteenThe difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don’t have to waste your time voting.
Charles BukowskiI wanted to be famous for my music and my talent, and I always wished I could cut it out when I left the stage.
Beyonce KnowlesWhy would anyone steal a shopping cart? It’s like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma BombeckBeautiful music is the art of the prophets that can calm the agitations of the soul; it is one of the most magnificent and delightful presents God has given us.
Martin LutherCan people who hunger so desperately for what other people have ever have enough?
Alice WalkerThere is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.
Bertrand RussellGospel music is never pessimistic, it’s never ‚oh my god, its all going down the tubes‘, like the blues often is.
Brian EnoMy books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Mark TwainBetter a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
ConfuciusJealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbour to have them through envy.
AristotleThere’s no difference between movies and television. None at all. Except in a lot of cases, television’s much better than movies.
George LucasWe’re in very bad trouble if we don’t understand the planet we’re trying to save.
Carl SaganWe judge people in areas where we’re vulnerable to shame, especially picking folks who are doing worse than we’re doing.
Brene BrownWho is richer? The man who is seen, but cannot see? Or the man who is not being seen, but can see?
Babe RuthI have more friends in New York than Paris.
Karl LagerfeldWhat difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaDictionaries are like watches, the worst is better than none and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.
Samuel JohnsonMy dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth.
Abraham LincolnBaldwin thought Europe was a bore, and Chamberlain thought it was only a greater Birmingham.
Winston ChurchillIs it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other?
George EliotThere are too many accidents that can befall life on a single planet.
Stephen HawkingA noble man compares and estimates himself by an idea which is higher than himself; and a mean man, by one lower than himself. The one produces aspiration; the other ambition, which is the way in which a vulgar man aspires.
Marcus AureliusMadonna and I are very different. Just saying. We’re very different. I wouldn’t make that comparison at all, and I don’t mean to disrespect Madonna: she’s a nice lady, and she’s had a fantastic, huge career – biggest pop star of all time.
Lady GagaParticularly Instagram, people look like they have a much better life than they really do. People basically seem like they are way better-looking than they really are, and they are way happier-seeming than they really are.
Elon MuskIn the United States, one of the main topics of academic political science is the study of attitudes and policy and their correlation. The study of attitudes is reasonably easy in the United States: heavily-polled society, pretty serious and accurate polls, and policy you can see, and you can compare them.
Noam ChomskyPoets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
Robert FrostMan seems to be the only animal whose food soils him, making necessary much washing and shield-like bibs and napkins. Moles living in the earth and eating slimy worms are yet as clean as seals or fishes, whose lives are one perpetual wash.
John MuirIn George Bush you get experience, and with me you get – The Future!
Dan QuayleImmorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
H. L. MenckenWe’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Dan QuayleA first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting.
Abraham MaslowMilitary justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho MarxIf a man constantly aspires is he not elevated?
Henry David ThoreauSince day one, since the first time I touched the pen, I wanted to be the best at what I do.
Kendrick LamarPeople should not make me out to be like Jesus; I don’t walk on water.
Jurgen KloppPride is still aiming at the best houses: Men would be angels, angels would be gods. Aspiring to be gods, if angels fell; aspiring to be angels men rebel.
Alexander PopeInstead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we are, we should compare it with the lot of the great majority of our fellow men. It then appears that we are among the privileged.
Helen KellerThe faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
George Bernard ShawTo do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god.
Napoleon BonaparteWomanist is to feminist as purple is to lavender.
Alice WalkerHe does it with better grace, but I do it more natural.
William ShakespeareHell is a half-filled auditorium.
Robert FrostOur most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s future. And we are all mortal.
John F. KennedyA majority is always better than the best repartee.
Benjamin DisraeliEach generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
George Orwell