The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
Jerry SeinfeldYou listen to the radio and all the songs sound the same, from 8 in the morning to 12.
Bad BunnyIn Hawaii, some of the biggest radio stations are reggae. The local bands are heavily influenced by Bob Marley.
Bruno MarsMusic was an experience, intimately married to your life. You could pay to hear music, but after you did, it was over, gone – a memory.
David ByrneSometimes I do need to go to karaoke, sometimes I need to relax.
Jackie ChanU2 is sort of song writing by accident really. We don’t really know what we’re doing and when we do, it doesn’t seem to help.
BonoThis is the thing about hip-hop music and where people get it most misconstrued: It’s all hip-hop. You can’t say that just what I do is hip-hop, because hip-hop is all energies. James Brown can get on the track and mumble all day. But guess what? You felt his soul on those records.
Kendrick LamarI became interested in folk music because I had to make it somehow.
Bob DylanBut, I’ve always loved John Mayer and I think T-Pain is brilliant.
Taylor SwiftBooks like friends, should be few and well-chosen.
Samuel JohnsonMusic has the power to inspire the world.
Bad BunnyI think ‚Invisible‘ is a great song, but I don’t know how accessible it is.
BonoWhen it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding.
David BowieThere’s poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. I don’t like doing what people expect me to do.
Dave GrohlYou know, my family and friends have never been yes-men: ‚Yes, you’re doing the right thing, you’re always right.‘ No, they tell me when I’m wrong, and that’s why I’ve been able to stay who I am and stay humble.
LeBron JamesI’m pretty sure in my older years, I’ll be doing old-time flavored folk-mountain music.
Dolly PartonI’ve been a huge fan of Chris Martin forever; it’d be awesome to work with him. He’s really kind, and he’s been really encouraging when we’ve met.
Taylor SwiftI don’t like the name, U2, actually.
BonoMy mother knew how to read music and everything. But I just kinda learned off of records. And so, I was listening to records and I’d play ‚em over and over.
Clint EastwoodIt confuses me and disappoints me when somebody says, ‚What does he do? What does he do?‘ My records are some of the biggest anthems ever. What do you think, they magically just appear? Obama walked out to my record.
DJ KhaledSome people are making music just for numbers and views.
Bad BunnyPeople – especially white people – they want me to be a role model just because of the life I lead. The things I say in my songs, they expect it of me.
RihannaMy most important projects have been the building and maintaining of schools and medical clinics for my dear friends in the Himalaya and helping restore their beautiful monasteries, too.
Edmund HillaryPeople should just buy a CD and rip it. You are legal then.
Bill GatesAll I really had was a suitcase and my drums. So I took them up to Seattle and hoped it would work.
Dave GrohlHere’s the thing with me and the religious thing. This is the flat-out truth: I find the religiosity and philosophy in the music. I don’t find it anywhere else.
Bob DylanI’m a huge fan of R. Kelly’s. He’s a musical genius and probably the most prolific artist of the generation before mine.
The WeekndWhile musical experts of the world focus on what choir members can do, I would like to focus on what choir members can be.
Russell M. NelsonI’ve been asking myself: ‚Why put together these things – CDs, albums?‘ The answer I came up with is, well, sometimes it’s artistically viable. It’s not just a random collection of songs. Sometimes the songs have a common thread, even if it’s not obvious or even conscious on the artists‘ part.
David ByrneI have a very eclectic iPod. So I’ve got my cardio people – so it’s anything from Beyonce to some Jay-Z to Janelle Monae, her song ‚Tightrope,‘ that’s a good cardio song. And then I’ve got Sting. I’ve got Mary J. Blige. I’ve got The Beatles. I’ve got Michael Jackson. I try to pick the songs that I personally love.
Michelle ObamaA Khaled record is always the best.
DJ KhaledMy music is influenced by L.A. culture.
Nipsey HussleOne of my most popular songs, ‚Satellites,‘ I paid $300 for that beat on SoundClick.
Kevin GatesIf I’m gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That’s how it works.
Taylor SwiftEvery day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one exquisite picture, and, if possible, speak a few sensible words.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheIf you pour your life into songs, you want them to be heard. It’s a desire to communicate. A deep desire to communicate inspires songwriting.
BonoDoing the box set is one of those things where you get to rewrite your own history to some extent. We could take out some of the songs that we felt weren’t as strong as some of the others, so you look better.
David ByrneWhen I found somebody who I fell in love with, it made me feel different than I felt the rest of the day. It was electrifying. That’s what inspired the ‚Off to the Races‘ melodies. That’s one of the times when you’re feeling electrified by someone else and they make you happy to be alive.
Lana Del ReyI was 14, and I fell in love with Pink Floyd.
The WeekndBasketball is my passion, I love it. But my family and friends mean everything to me. That’s what’s important. I need my phone so I can keep in contact with them at all times.
LeBron JamesI love to play. And fortunately, I don’t know a lot of musicians that suck. I know a bunch of really good ones, and they’re always up for playing.
Dave GrohlAt 13 years old, I realized I could start my own band. I could write my own song, I could record my own record. I could start my own label. I could release my own record. I could book my own shows. I could write and publish my own fanzine. I could silk-screen my own T-shirt. I could do this all myself.
Dave GrohlZappa was very technical and impressed by things that were musically challenging – weird time signatures, strange keys, awkward chord sequences. Zappa was important to me as an example of everything I didn’t want to do. I’m very grateful to him, actually.
Brian EnoWriting for other artists helped me figure out that magic you have to capture to make everyone connect with a song.
Bruno MarsThe problem with fine art is that in most cases people have to make a special excursion to go and look at it: they can’t afford to own it. So it isn’t really part of their life in the way that music can be.
Brian EnoMusic has an intrinsic meaning, which has always been mysterious to me.
Jordan PetersonI wanted a name I could shape the music towards. I was going to Miami quite a lot at the time, speaking a lot of Spanish with my friends from Cuba – ‚Lana Del Rey‘ reminded us of the glamour of the seaside. It sounded gorgeous coming off the tip of the tongue.
Lana Del ReyThe lyrics are constructed as empirically as the music. I don’t set out to say anything very important.
Brian EnoI belong to a gospel choir. They know I am an atheist but they are very tolerant.
Brian EnoI hate the idea of genres.
Billie EilishI always had a knack for improvisation. I can write down the notes I play, but never really had a proper academic musical background. I suppose I’m blessed and cursed by the fact I have that freedom.
Anthony HopkinsYou know why Foo Fighters have been a band for 20 years? Because I’ve never really told anybody what I think of them. The last thing you ever want to do is go to therapy with your band.
Dave GrohlI think ABBA have a pure joy to their music and that’s what makes them extraordinary.
BonoGood friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark TwainI don’t profess to have music as my big wheel and there are a number of other things as important to me apart from music. Theatre and mime, for instance.
David BowieMusic is well said to be the speech of angels.
Thomas CarlyleI always wanted to operate at the highest altitude, just in terms of hip-hop and the music.
Nipsey HussleI have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope.
Terry PratchettI would like to do a duet with Taylor Hanson, because I have loved Hanson since I was 8.
Taylor Swift‚Victory‘ is like, you won, so the question is, what? What did you win? I think that the songs go into that. It’s just about reaching a place in myself.
Nipsey Hussle