I think television has had a vast, unbelievable impact on us.

Things don’t have to change the world to be important.

We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look.

I think the brain is essentially a computer and consciousness is like a computer program. It will cease to run when the computer is turned off. Theoretically, it could be re-created on a neural network, but that would be very difficult, as it would require all one’s memories.

Silicon Valley has some of the smartest engineers and technology business people in the world.

No one has any faith in the tape anymore – everyone just relies on computers and considers the hardrive to be the safest option, and I don’t. I think an analog tape is something you can hold.

But there’s so much kludge, so much terrible stuff, we are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet. That’s where we are. We don’t get our hair caught in it, but that’s the level of primitiveness of where we are. We’re in 1908.

We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us.

I’m not a man deeply interested in technology. It eludes me.

We have but one permanent home: heaven – that’s still the old truth that we always have to re-learn – and it’s only through the impact of sad experiences that we assimilate it.

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission – to make the world more open and connected.

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood.

Besides entertainment and action, I want to educate. You know, as a producer or director, we do have a responsibility to society.

There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.

The press is the enemy.

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

Anyone that’s involved in development has discovered that all the good work that’s been done in development has been undone by the AIDS emergency.

We believe that if men have the talent to invent new machines that put men out of work, they have the talent to put those men back to work.

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a Kevin Hart fan.

‚Star Wars‘ is fun, its exciting, its inspirational, and people respond to that. It’s what they want.

Well-spent aid money is saving lives for a few thousand dollars per life saved.

One of the things you’re doing when you make art, apart from entertaining yourself and other people, is trying to see what ways of working feel good, what feels right.

Nobody enjoys the ‚little show about nothing‘ humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one.

My music is a luxury.

As a producer, as a CEO of Hartbeat Productions, I am making deals to put my company in place to win, to put my staff to work so that while all this stuff is going on, they’re in the kitchen cooking. So it’s understanding the longevity of the entertainment business; you get out of it what you put into it.

No. I mean those people really did something for designers I don’t think department stores can, could or should do still today. Today the world is different so you have to make it differently. There’s TV. There’s a lot of things.

My show ‚The Big House‘ was picked up; they flew me to New York. I’m about to step on stage to announce Kevin Hart’s ‚The Big House.‘ And a hand grabs my shoulder, ‚Kevin no, they just decided to cancel it.‘ It’s a serious smack-in-the-face business, and either you can take it, or you can’t.

I’ve discovered this new electronic technique that creates new speech out of stuff that’s already there.

His father is governor of Media, and though he has the greatest command given him of all the rest of my generals, he still covetously desires more, and my being without issue spurs him on to this wicked design. But Philotas takes wrong measures.

I actually don’t read most of the coverage about Facebook. I try to learn from getting input from people who use our services directly more than from pundits.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it’s my entity; it’s my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

It’s really fun to be on stage in front of people.

‚Mean‘ is a song I wrote about somebody who wrote things that were so mean so many times that it would ruin my day. Then it would ruin the next day. And it would level me so many times, I just felt like I was being hit in the face every time this person would take to their computer.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

I don’t write letters anymore.

We’ve fallen into a trap of ever-widening orbits of contact, and there is a total disregard for the present moment.

Ought we not to ask the media to agree among themselves a voluntary code of conduct, under which they would not say or show anything which could assist the terrorists‘ morale or their cause while the hijack lasted.

We no longer think of chairs as technology; we just think of them as chairs. But there was a time when we hadn’t worked out how many legs chairs should have, how tall they should be, and they would often ‚crash‘ when we tried to use them.

WWE is a space where I thrived, and I loved, and I still do. I love connecting with an audience; that is the greatest thing about going back to WWE.

Ever since Newton, we’ve done science by taking things apart to see how they work. What the computer enables us to do is to put things together to see how they work: we’re now synthesized rather than analysed. I find one of the most enthralling aspects of computers is limitless communication.

Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus.

I don’t like to be bored.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made ‚em up myself.

It just seems there’s better things to do in your life than be on television if it’s not interesting, if it’s not challenging, if it’s not fun. You know? When it stops being those things for me, I’ll stop making television.

The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet. The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together.

Everybody around me had a Snapchat, and I said I would never get on it. I’m still on Instagram, you know? They convinced me to get Snapchat.

If you count E-mail, I’m on the Internet all day, every day.

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

The tablet is not mainstream. Reading off the screen is not mainstream.

When you’re young, you look at television and think, there’s a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want.

Apple took the edge off the word ‚computer.‘

Assassination has never changed the history of the world.

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

I think it’s brought the world a lot closer together, and will continue to do that. There are downsides to everything; there are unintended consequences to everything. The most corrosive piece of technology that I’ve ever seen is called television – but then, again, television, at its best, is magnificent.

While I have never learned to use a computer, I am surrounded by family and friends who carry information to me from blogs, Facebook, Twitter, and various websites.

At Facebook, we build tools to help people connect with the people they want and share what they want, and by doing this we are extending people’s capacity to build and maintain relationships.

I did not learn the flaws of the criminal-justice system in law school or college or by reading about it. I grew up knowing the flaws and how it was disproportionately impacting the black community. It’s not academic for me.

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.