Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Friedrich NietzscheDon’t get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can only be angry with those he respects.
Richard M. NixonSisters are brittle things. God was penurious with me, which makes me shrewd with Him. One is a dainty sum! One bird, one cage, one flight; one song in those far woods, as yet suspected by faith only!
Emily DickinsonAlimony – the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
H. L. MenckenThe true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich NietzscheNo matter what message you are about to deliver somewhere, whether it is holding out a hand of friendship, or making clear that you disapprove of something, is the fact that the person sitting across the table is a human being, so the goal is to always establish common ground.
Madeleine AlbrightWithout deep reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people.
Albert EinsteinBe nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
Steven WrightHow do I know about a man’s needs for a sex symbol? I’m a girl.
Marilyn MonroeIt is best to love wisely, no doubt; but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all.
William Makepeace ThackerayBut that intimacy of mutual embarrassment, in which each feels that the other is feeling something, having once existed, its effect is not to be done away with.
George EliotBecause of a great love, one is courageous.
Lao TzuA man’s growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.
Ralph Waldo EmersonYou can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?
Benjamin FranklinRelationships based on obligation lack dignity.
Wayne DyerThere is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
Oscar WildeI want to thank God, obviously for the health, for the talent He’s given me, for my family who supports me, for the things that basketball’s taught me on and off the court. For the people that I’ve been able to meet through the game of basketball.
Stephen CurryI approach love differently now that I know it’s hard for it to work out.
Taylor SwiftIf thy brother wrongs thee, remember not so much his wrong-doing, but more than ever that he is thy brother.
EpictetusNo man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you’re going to bump into somebody that makes you go, ‚Hmm, I don’t mind seeing this person every day.‘
Kevin HartWe do not judge the people we love.
Jean-Paul SartreAll men hate the nagging.
Kevin HartArthur Miller wouldn’t have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Marilyn MonroeLove is not consolation. It is light.
Friedrich NietzscheI think I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid.
Taylor SwiftWhen a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.
Samuel JohnsonI will never be happy without having someone. Going to sleep alone kills me.
Elon MuskThere is no such thing as a lovers‘ oath.
PlatoI don’t know why women want any of the things men have when one of the things that women have is men.
Coco ChanelMarriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.
Marilyn MonroeMarriage is the death of hope.
Woody AllenMy husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.
Amy WinehouseIt is impossible to love and to be wise.
Francis BaconIf you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine HepburnIt’s so much easier to like people, and to let people in, to trust them until they prove that you should do otherwise. The alternative is being an iceberg.
Taylor SwiftOne friend in a lifetime is much, two are many, three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim.
Henry AdamsPolitics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.
Groucho MarxI am a bit of a solitude person – a solitary personality. I like being on my own. I don’t have any major friendships or relationships with people.
Anthony HopkinsWe never love a person, but only qualities.
Blaise PascalI purposely don’t talk about money, because people are already skeptical about TV preachers. But I do say that I want you to be blessed. To me, prosperity is having health, having great children, having peace, good relationships. It’s not about the money.
Joel OsteenIf you insist upon fighting to protect me, or ‚our‘ country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share.
Virginia WoolfThere are no rules when it comes to love.
Taylor SwiftThe more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others.
Vincent Van GoghEver since I dated a woman, I know what it is to grab a curve on a woman’s body. Skinny’s not fine when the lights are low.
Angelina JolieWe always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.
Albert CamusWhat is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
George Bernard ShawLove does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
James BaldwinWhen you find a guy who is powerful, a big father figure, you latch onto him immediately.
Gordon RamsayI’ve missed out on a lot of things, going out with friends.
Lando NorrisI love us so incredibly, insanely deeply; it’s almost unbearable to see what we do to ourselves.
Alice WalkerNever pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.
Alan WattsMy daughter doesn’t even get my humor. She’s like, ‚Um, no. I don’t get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.‘
Kevin HartIf I wouldn’t have found Courtney, I probably would have carried on with a bisexual lifestyle.
Kurt CobainI’m a girls‘ girl. I have guy friends, but the problem with having guy friends is, like, I always get linked to them, and they’ll end up in a slideshow of people I’ve apparently dated on the Internet.
Taylor SwiftI believe in love at first sight. You want that connection, and then you want some problems.
Keanu ReevesI think that you can love people without it being the great love.
Taylor SwiftMy mother, I suppose, is still a main figure in my life because her life was so sad and unfair, and she so brave, but also because she was determined to make me into the Sunday-school-recitation little girl I was, from the age of seven or so, fighting not to be.
Alice MunroTreat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.
ChanakyaIt’s hard for anybody who’s been with me not to feel starved for affection when I’m making love to my ideas. Maybe it’s not meant for me to settle down and be married.
Jim CarreyFor how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do we perform for the sake of our friends.
Marcus Tullius Cicero