My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
Kevin HartMy first job in all honesty is going to continue to be mom-in-chief. Making sure that in this transition, which will be even more of a transition for the girls… that they are settled and that they know they will continue to be the center of our universe.
Michelle ObamaYour children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself. They came through you but not from you and though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
Khalil GibranSurely wisdom will come as we listen to learn from children, parents, partners, neighbors, Church leaders, and the Lord.
Russell M. NelsonI became the kind of parent my mother was to me.
Maya AngelouI think the depth, what children can handle and what they’re interested in, is much deeper than I think what people assume. I think it’s why sometimes we make things too simple for them.
Angelina JolieYouth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard ShawHis talent was as natural as the pattern that was made by the dust on a butterfly’s wings. At one time he understood it no more than the butterfly did and he did not know when it was brushed or marred.
Ernest HemingwayIf you’re a human being, you can attempt to do what other human beings have done. We don’t understand talent any more than we understand electricity.
Maya AngelouI remember thinking quite logically that I didn’t want to spoil my children with wealth and so that I would create a foundation, but not knowing exactly what it would focus on.
Bill GatesNever lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma BombeckSome artists just ruin their voices because they don’t know any better.
Billie EilishAbility is nothing without opportunity.
Napoleon BonaparteTreat your children like the blessings they are or don’t have them at all.
John KennedyI’m sure most parents read to their children to explain what certain things mean. So books are a good way to convey a message to anybody. Everybody reads.
Joyce MeyerYou learn that there’s no right way to do it, no wrong way to do it. It’s just what you feel comfortable with, to trust that, and don’t let anybody box you in to a certain style of parenting or make you feel a certain way about what your kids do.
Stephen CurryI wish I could make music about politics. I feel like it’s such an art and a talent that I admire tremendously, but when I step into the studio, I step out of the real world, and it’s therapeutic.
The WeekndIt is our moral obligation to give every child the very best education possible.
Desmond TutuThose who are believed to be most abject and humble are usually most ambitious and envious.
Baruch SpinozaSee, people are watching you. Especially your children. They’re taking in every single thing you do. They are like video cameras with legs. And they are always in the record mode. They learn more from what you do than from what you say.
Joel OsteenFeels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
Adam SandlerOne is lucky to be born in a place where no one is doing it, because then you can say, ‚Well, obviously I can write better than everyone else in high school.‘ You have no idea of the competition.
Alice MunroWe’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like the Jacksons. But I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation.
Beyonce KnowlesI had this child, and it destroyed my family.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerAs a father, safety is always a top of mind issue for me.
Dwayne JohnsonLet us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow.
A. P. J. Abdul KalamThe ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods.
Elbert HubbardI’m sorry, it’s true. Having children really changes your view on these things. We’re born, we live for a brief instant, and we die. It’s been happening for a long time. Technology is not changing it much – if at all.
Steve JobsMy daughter doesn’t even get my humor. She’s like, ‚Um, no. I don’t get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.‘
Kevin HartWith patient and firm determination, I am going to press on for jobs. I’m going to press on for equality. I’m going to press on for the sake of our children. I’m going to press on for the sake of all those families who are struggling right now. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I am going to press on.
Barack ObamaThe training of children is a profession, where we must know how to waste time in order to save it.
Jean-Jacques RousseauNatural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.
Marcus AureliusI’m trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, ‚I’m different. I’m not just a comedian.‘ I’m trying to become a rock star.
Kevin HartChildren are our most valuable natural resource.
Herbert HooverI was born with a great gift, and sometimes with that comes a destructive streak.
George BestSure, I can get a little bit jealous. The good part about jealousy is that it comes from passion. It’s also the dangerous part and it’s an ugly emotion that hurts.
Matthew McConaugheyMaleficent has suffered abuse in the past, and there’s a reason why she is now as furious as she is. And I think that children who have been outcast and abused in any way will relate to her. There’s a beautiful side to her; she’s not just a dark person. She has all these facets. And that is interesting.
Angelina JolieGiving responsibility is the key to success with boys, especially with the rowdiest and most difficult boys.
Robert Baden-PowellEverywhere I go, the kids call me ‚the book lady.‘ The older I get, the more appreciative I seem to be of the ‚book lady‘ title. It makes me feel more like a legitimate person, not just a singer or an entertainer. But it makes me feel like I’ve done something good with my life and with my success.
Dolly PartonMost women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
Erma BombeckThese technologies can make life easier, can let us touch people we might not otherwise. You may have a child with a birth defect and be able to get in touch with other parents and support groups, get medical information, the latest experimental drugs. These things can profoundly influence life. I’m not downplaying that.
Steve JobsWhen I was in high school, there were these British blues-rock-type bands with really good guitar players that would jam on one song for half an hour. And as much as I was amazed by some of those guitar players, seeing them prompted me to make a note that that’s not something I could do.
David ByrneJealousy… is a mental cancer.
B. C. ForbesI always joke that my kids‘ favorite holiday is Father’s Day. They love the way I celebrate the occasion by writing each of them a thank-you letter and a generous check. It’s my way of letting them know how much I appreciate the great pleasure and privilege of being their dad.
Wayne DyerIt wasn’t so long ago that I was a working mom myself. And I know that sometimes, much as we all hate to admit it, it’s just easier to park the kids in front of the TV for a few hours, so we can pay the bills or do the laundry or just have some peace and quiet for a change.
Michelle ObamaFor an Ethiopian mother, if you have a chubby kid, it means you’re doing something good.
The WeekndUltimately this issue is on us. We’re the ones who make the decisions about what our kids eat.
Michelle ObamaAll of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma BombeckMothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
AristotleWhat you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven.
Ludwig van BeethovenThe side of fairytales I don’t like is that they always have happy endings, that there’s just good and evil, and things are perfect. But life is a little more complicated, and that’s what I try to teach my kids.
Angelina JolieMy fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids‘ reaction to that divorce.
Kevin HartI wasn’t going to shy away from getting married when I did and having a baby young and starting a family, even with the job that I chose.
Stephen CurryWhat I tell my kids is, ‚I’m preparing you for college and for life. So, having independence, knowing how to set your own boundaries, figuring out how to make that balance. We still have screen-time rules.‘
Michelle ObamaMy mom, she was a very, very soft woman. It was hard for her to yell or even curse. But when it came to fighting for her kids, she found a strength she didn’t always know she had.
Angelina JolieIt is healthier, in any case, to write for the adults one’s children will become than for the children one’s ‚mature‘ critics often are.
Alice WalkerObama has no way to conceal that Osama was executed in front of his children and wives, who are now under the custody of the authorities of Pakistan, a Muslim country of almost 200 million inhabitants, whose laws have been violated, its national dignity offended, and its religious traditions desecrated.
Fidel CastroOur lifestyle was not in any way a negative. That was not the problem. That is and will remain one of the wonderful opportunities we are able to give our children.
Angelina JolieHe didn’t come out of my belly, but my God, I’ve made his bones, because I’ve attended to every meal, and how he sleeps, and the fact that he swims like a fish because I took him to the ocean. I’m so proud of all those things. But he is my biggest pride.
John LennonMy family didn’t have a lot of money, so I worked my heart out to get my degrees. But the minute I graduated, suddenly everyone was asking me, ‚Well, when are you going to get married and start having kids?‘ And the truth is I had no idea how I would balance the expected role of wife and mother with a challenging career.
Michelle Obama