I say to the paparazzi, ‚Fellas, take your shot and go.‘ It’s just they usually find me on a beach.

When one has a great deal to put into it a day has a hundred pockets.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

It is another’s fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: ‚Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?‘ I said: ‚Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.‘

Objects in pictures should so be arranged as by their very position to tell their own story.

I couldn’t take pictures of green rolling hills.

If you were to ask me what I want to do – I don’t want to be a celebrity, I want to make a difference.

People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they’re like, ‚Hey! All right, all right, all right!‘

If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men’s cottage princes‘ palaces.

The thing is that what you see on Snapchat, that’s DJ Khaled. That’s Khaled for real. That’s Khaled.

Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

I’m a child of God first. Before I became a celebrity, I was baptized a Christian.

Some people are very good at being ‚stars‘ and it suits them. I’m grudging about it and I find it annoying.

What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can’t I just be an ordinary woman?

Microsoft Research has a thing called the Sense Cam that, as you walk around, it’s taking photos all the time. And the software will filter and find the ones that are interesting without having to think, ‚Let’s get out the camera and get that shot.‘ You just have that, and software helps you pick what you want.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Nature is not human hearted.

There is no wealth but life.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

He shines in the second rank, who is eclipsed in the first.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.

I’ve never had that much trouble with the paparazzi, but I don’t run the same circles that a lot of these people that do get hounded by the paparazzi.

I just really want to get music out and tour and go places I’ve never been, and just do more videos. I love photography and videography, and so I really want to direct videos when I can.

I just make the pictures and where they fall is where they fall. If somebody likes them, that’s always nice. And if they don’t like them, then too bad.

I say, ‚Yeah, Taylor Swift.‘ I think she is a smart, beautiful girl. I think she’s making all the right moves. She’s got a good head on her shoulders. She’s surrounded with wonderful people. Her songs are great. She keeps herself anchored. She knows who she is, and she’s living and standing by that.

If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it, write it in the sand near the water’s edge.

Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle silence.

Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.

Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.

Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting.

There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

We don’t have to guess what Mitt Romney would have done if he were president. Because he told us. He said we should let foreclosures – and I quote – ‚hit the bottom‘ so the market could – I quote – ‚run its course.‘

There’s many a man has more hair than wit.

I am not The Rock. I am Dwayne Johnson.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

I’m working on bringing the instant film camera back as part of the future.

Baldwin thought Europe was a bore, and Chamberlain thought it was only a greater Birmingham.

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

No one could have been nicer, classier nor better looking than Dick Clark. I’ve had a crush on him since I was a teenager.

What a blast it is to be here with Michael Moore.

There is nothing makes a man suspect much, more than to know little.

In married life three is company and two none.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned.

If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.

A friend is nothing but a known enemy.

Life’s like a play: it’s not the length, but the excellence of the acting that matters.

It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.

I always have a full-length mirror next to the camera when I’m doing publicity stills. That way, I know how I look.

I hate smiling. It makes me feel weak and powerless and small. I’ve always been like that; I don’t smile in any pictures.