I saw MotoGP on TV first, before I saw F1 and other types of car racing. It’s what I got more into. It was cool, there was good, exciting racing.

The secret to humor is surprise.

My shows are not narratives.

If someone told me I could play two Asian Cup finals, I wouldn’t have believed it.

I’m a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They’re great for you limber-wise, they’re great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations.

I do all my own stunts. I’m kidding.

I had no future with the Dodgers, because I was too closely identified with Branch Rickey. After the club was taken over by Walter O’Malley, you couldn’t even mention Mr. Rickey’s name in front of him. I considered Mr. Rickey the greatest human being I had ever known.

I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.

I think television has had a vast, unbelievable impact on us.

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.

The Paralympic Games is about transforming our perception of the world.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

There are not a few among the disciples of charity who require, in their vocation, scarcely less excitement than the votaries of pleasure in theirs.

According to Lifetime, I don’t know anything about TV.

David Beckham has never impressed me.

Football is a game you cannot play without making mistakes.

Football coaches don’t have real problems.

A coach, especially at a college level – much more at a college or high school level, than at a pro level – you’re more of a teacher than an actual coach.

I’m very excited about having the Internet in my den.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

In the end, everything is a gag.

I think the F2 tyres are probably one of the hardest things to adapt to, harder than the Formula One Pirellis were to get used to.

You cannot mix sports with politics.

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.

I don’t watch television and I rarely go to the cinema, but I recently watched ‚The King’s Speech‘ on a flight. It was so beautiful and so simple.

Too much TV hurts movies.

The bat is not a toy, it’s a weapon. It gives me everything in life, which helps me to do everything on the field.

The worst thing is for a player to come to a club and not be able to play.

Man, I really like Vegas.

Racing, competing, it’s in my blood. It’s part of me, it’s part of my life; I have been doing it all my life and it stands out above everything else.

The sound and music are 50% of the entertainment in a movie.

Human beings need stories, and we’re looking for them in all kinds of places; whether it’s television, whether it’s comic books or movies, radio plays, whatever form, people are hungry for stories.

I work hard for the audience. It’s entertainment. I don’t need validation.

I don’t spend too much time on my phone, laptop or television. However, I do occasionally watch documentaries and shows on streaming platforms.

Football is all about fans.

The old Dodgers were something special, but of my teammates overall, there was nobody like Pee Wee Reese for me.

I’ve been thinking of humorous things since I was… I can’t remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.

Jesters do often prove prophets.

Talking to a player helps, but in our sport the majority of learning happens from watching another player. You pick up things like being punctual, being nice to everyone, making sure you give your 100 per cent even in training.

Be a player; don’t play yourself. And don’t play basketball. That’s not your sport, Jeb Bush.

I support Real Madrid. I’m a big fan of Cristiano Ronaldo.

I raced with my brother from when I started to 2014 when I finished karting.

Pop flies, in a sense, are just a diversion for a second baseman. Grounders are his stock trade.

Sports are such a great teacher. I think of everything they’ve taught me: camaraderie, humility, how to resolve differences.

I used to rush home to see ‚Match Of The Day.‘ Whatever I was doing, I wouldn’t miss it.

We murdered them 0-0.

I am very happy to be signing for the best team in the world and especially proud to be the first Portuguese player to join United.

I don’t feel pressure in a negative way. I like pressure. I feel excitement and calm at the same time. No pressure, no diamonds. I want pressure: pressure creates drama, creates emotion.

I can’t remember what made my dad take us karting for the first time, I can’t remember really. I was into motorsport by then and I knew everything, and every driver, it was around 2009, 2008. That’s when I first properly knew about Formula One. Those were the days.

I still enjoy watching a batter successfully cross home plate, but nothing thrills me more than seeing the Holy Spirit at work in hearts as the Gospel is carried into stadiums, across the airwaves, and around the world.

You don’t have to turn on the TV set. You don’t have to work on the Internet. It’s up to you.

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

All my life, I’ve been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I’ve come is a bogey.

We want to play the AFC Cup every year.

Winning the title in England is the biggest challenge of them all.

I sell escapism.

Ideas excite me, and as soon as I get excited, the adrenaline gets going and the next thing I know I’m borrowing energy from the ideas themselves.

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.

I sent out a tweet, ‚Dancing with the Stars‘ should stop the jibber jabber. They shouldn’t make the departure of a dancer so tear jerky because nobody’s going to war.

Diana Ross is a big inspiration to all of us. We all grew up watching everything about her – her mike placement, her grace, her style and her class.

I do understand it’s not easy to run an I-league club. I have been part of many and I know the scene.