I prefer to be in a video than to play with it.

If people in the media cannot decide whether they are in the business of reporting news or manufacturing propaganda, it is all the more important that the public understand that difference, and choose their news sources accordingly.

There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.

I’m strictly for Stevenson. I don’t dig the intellectual bit, but I’m telling you, man, he knows the most.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

My philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.

I love crime, I love mysteries, and I love ghosts.

I became a journalist partly so that I wouldn’t ever have to rely on the press for my information.

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

I read the NY Times but I don’t trust all of it.

The sound and music are 50% of the entertainment in a movie.

Anybody that doesn’t like Cardi B a hater!

We are not trying to entertain the critics. I’ll take my chances with the public.

Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.

Pop music will never be low brow.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

I take a lot of pride in the work I do, because people pay to see me. They’ve got to get babysitters, park their car, get popcorn and candy. I’ve got to be conscious of that.

Music was an experience, intimately married to your life. You could pay to hear music, but after you did, it was over, gone – a memory.

‚The Simpsons‘ appearances were great fun. But I don’t take them too seriously. I think ‚The Simpsons‘ have treated my disability responsibly.

It just seems there’s better things to do in your life than be on television if it’s not interesting, if it’s not challenging, if it’s not fun. You know? When it stops being those things for me, I’ll stop making television.

People don’t want drama 365 days a year. I’m a sense of relief; it’s my job to take your mind off what’s bad for that brief second you’re in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I’m doing.

I saw MotoGP on TV first, before I saw F1 and other types of car racing. It’s what I got more into. It was cool, there was good, exciting racing.

Houses are built to live in, and not to look on: therefore let use be preferred before uniformity.

I don’t think comedy will ever die.

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don’t like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around.

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is… trapped.

‚Do you spell it with a ‚V‘ or a ‚W‘?‘ inquired the judge. ‚That depends upon the taste and fancy of the speller, my Lord‘.

In ‚Changeling,‘ I tried to show something you’d never see nowadays – a kid sitting and looking at the radio. Just sitting in front of the radio and listening. Your mind does the rest.

I don’t like two stories. I like one story. I never grew up with stairs. I like to stick to what I know.

What a blast it is to be here with Michael Moore.

My opinion can be completely different after a show.

I sent out a tweet, ‚Dancing with the Stars‘ should stop the jibber jabber. They shouldn’t make the departure of a dancer so tear jerky because nobody’s going to war.

I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don’t have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me.

I was very honored to get to be part of ‚American Idol.‘

Fortunately, we have help from the media. I have to say this: I’m very grateful for the support and kindness that we’ve gotten. People have respected their privacy and in that way, I think, you know, no matter what people may feel about my husband’s policies or what have you, they care about children and that’s been good to see.

I can remember earning £5,000 a game playing for Hibs at the end of the Seventies. They let me commute from London, train on the Friday and play on Saturday. That lasted until my friends at the Inland Revenue decided to take two-thirds. That wasn’t very entertaining for me.

In the end, everything is a gag.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it’s my entity; it’s my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a Kevin Hart fan.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

On TV the people can see it. On radio you’ve got to create it.

Growing up I didn’t watch movies.

We are in the throes of a transition where every publication has to think of their digital strategy.

I love Chris Brown. He’s a superstar. He’s one of the best singers out there.

The most violent show on TV is the six o’clock news.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one.

When you come to my show, I want it to feel like opera, like a theatre.

According to Lifetime, I don’t know anything about TV.

Nothing is so intolerable to man as being fully at rest, without a passion, without business, without entertainment, without care.

Music is part of the life of fashion, too.

I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car.

It is the sign of a great mind to dislike greatness, and to prefer things in measure to things in excess.

I like Cardi B!

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

I don’t feel that I’m explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I’m not trying to be a mirror, showing them what’s really going on the world. All I’m trying to do is think of stuff that’s funny, just like when I’m kidding around with my friends.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

Stand-up is hard.

I’m a singer, not a politician, and I think you don’t want the two to get confused. It’s not OK to be on CNN talking about people starving and then tell the interviewer that your new album is coming out in six months.