I love WWE, and I love that platform. There is no other platform in the world that gives me that instant gratification. There is just no other platform.

Some of my foster families used to send me to the movies to get me out of the house and there I’d sit all day and way into the night. Up in front, there with the screen so big, a little kid all alone, and I loved it. I loved anything that moved up there and I didn’t miss anything that happened and there was no popcorn either.

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.

I want to play a fireman and a spy. I want to learn special effects.

We started off as this platform inside Facebook; and we were pretty clear from the beginning that that wasn’t where it was going to end up. A lot of people saw it and asked, ‚Why is Facebook trying to get all these applications inside Facebook when the web is clearly the platform?‘ And we actually agreed with that.

I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don’t have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me.

I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.

We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

I can remember earning £5,000 a game playing for Hibs at the end of the Seventies. They let me commute from London, train on the Friday and play on Saturday. That lasted until my friends at the Inland Revenue decided to take two-thirds. That wasn’t very entertaining for me.

The celebrity-chef thing, even at its worst, its most annoying, its silliest, its goofiest, its most egregious and cynical, has been a good thing.

I love Steve Carell.

Man, I really like Vegas.

I like my fair share of board games.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

The best book, like the best speech, will do it all – make us laugh, think, cry and cheer – preferably in that order.

Anybody that doesn’t like Cardi B a hater!

In the end, everything is a gag.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

I enjoy driving on the sim, doing stuff like that, staying at home.

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

I’ve been reading tabloids since I was nine. I love a good story.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

A lot of people think I’m a comedian.

The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.

I want more of my favorite artists or more of the guy that makes the anthems. I want more.

My music is a luxury.

In ‚Changeling,‘ I tried to show something you’d never see nowadays – a kid sitting and looking at the radio. Just sitting in front of the radio and listening. Your mind does the rest.

Nothing is so intolerable to man as being fully at rest, without a passion, without business, without entertainment, without care.

I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night – and I’d dream about it being me.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding.

Movies are fun, but they are no cure for cancer.

We are not trying to entertain the critics. I’ll take my chances with the public.

I don’t know who I touch and who I don’t. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don’t have any secrets. I don’t know the reasons I’ve been so well received.

Are we simply waving farewell to the days when some of the most interesting thinking in Europe and America came to us from our fiction film-makers? BBC2, which once introduced and showed great films, now shows none.

I love crime, I love mysteries, and I love ghosts.

I’m not a film buff. I don’t watch a lot of movies.

I prefer to be in a video than to play with it.

My opinion can be completely different after a show.

Diana Ross is a big inspiration to all of us. We all grew up watching everything about her – her mike placement, her grace, her style and her class.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

When Jerry Springer thinks you’ve gone too far, my friends, you have gone too far.

I don’t feel that I’m explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I’m not trying to be a mirror, showing them what’s really going on the world. All I’m trying to do is think of stuff that’s funny, just like when I’m kidding around with my friends.

I work hard for the audience. It’s entertainment. I don’t need validation.

I like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

I learned how important it is to entertain people and give them a reason to come and watch you play.

If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.

I think the family movie is very important to everybody right now.

I am a giant proponent of giant screens. But I accept the fact that most of my movies are going to be seen on phones.

Writers and books are cheap dates, especially when you compare the cost of a book with a ticket to the opera – or an NHL game.

I spent much of my childhood in northern Quebec, and often there was no radio, no television – there wasn’t a lot to entertain us. When it rained, I stayed inside reading, writing, drawing.

I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car.

I’m Mickey Mouse. They don’t know who’s inside the suit.

The sound and music are 50% of the entertainment in a movie.

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don’t like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around.

The movie business is a big gamble.