I like to paint my own helmets. I design my own suit and boots, I like being unique in that way.

I like making things. I don’t like getting my picture taken.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.

Give me something to assemble, I won’t look at the directions, I’ll try to figure it out by myself. It’s why I love Ikea furniture.

Until I was a teenager, I used red pokeberries for lipstick and a burnt matchstick for eyeliner. I used honeysuckle for perfume.

You’d be waiting 30 or 40 years for me to build a table. I have more than two left hands.

At 13 years old, I realized I could start my own band. I could write my own song, I could record my own record. I could start my own label. I could release my own record. I could book my own shows. I could write and publish my own fanzine. I could silk-screen my own T-shirt. I could do this all myself.

I don’t think punk fashion is a specter or overemphasized – it made a big impression, as there had never been anything like it before.