Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Woody AllenFacts are to the mind what food is to the body.
Edmund BurkeWhen I was younger we had a grape arbor, and my mom would go out and pick grapes and make grape jam in the sink – boil it, put it in jars, and give it away as gifts.
Taylor SwiftOnion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Erma BombeckWhen I cook for my family on Christmas, I make feijoada, a South American dish of roasted and smoked meats like ham, pork, beef, lamb, and bacon – all served with black beans and rice. It’s festive but different.
Maya AngelouI was mischievous. I wasn’t bad. I stole food so we could eat. My mother didn’t know. I used to tell her some man gave me $10 to sweep out the yard. I was like Robin Hood. I took from the rich and gave to the poor. Me.
Mr. TMy weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order.
Dolly PartonThe equal right of all citizens to health, education, work, food, security, culture, science, and wellbeing – that is, the same rights we proclaimed when we began our struggle, in addition to those which emerge from our dreams of justice and equality for all inhabitants of our world – is what I wish for all.
Fidel CastroWe have food all around us all the time, and if we haven’t eaten for three hours, we think we’re starving. You’re not starving – human beings can go for 30 days without food.
Jocko WillinkTokyo would probably be the foreign city if I had to eat one city’s food for the rest of my life, every day. It would have to be Tokyo, and I think the majority of chefs you ask that question would answer the same way.
Anthony BourdainWriting’s just as natural to me as getting up and cooking breakfast.
Dolly PartonGeorge Carlin’s album, ‚Class Clown,‘ came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I’d come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don’t even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.
Steven WrightWhen you’re a chef, you graze. You never get a chance to sit down and eat. They don’t actually sit down and eat before you cook. So when I finish work, the first thing I’ll do, and especially when I’m in New York, I’ll go for a run. And I’ll run 10 or 15k on my – and I run to gain my appetite.
Gordon RamsayRemember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up.
John C. MaxwellThe food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Woody AllenEating is so intimate. It’s very sensual. When you invite someone to sit at your table and you want to cook for them, you’re inviting a person into your life.
Maya AngelouSome people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Dwight D. EisenhowerThere is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
Erma BombeckIf more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
J. R. R. TolkienWhy does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody AllenI have much more support than most women around this world, and I have the financial means to have a home and help with care and food.
Angelina JolieI’m not looking to freak people out – eating rodents or bugs. I don’t do that anymore.
Anthony BourdainThink of our physical sustenance. It is truly heaven-sent. The necessities of air, food, and water all come to us as gifts from a loving Heavenly Father.
Russell M. NelsonAn election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
George Eliot‚Kitchen Confidential‘ wasn’t a cautionary or an expose. I wrote it as an entertainment for New York tri-state area line cooks and restaurant lifers, basically; I had no expectation that it would move as far west as Philadelphia.
Anthony BourdainSteak and Shake in Indianapolis is definitely the first stop when we hit that city.
Stephen CurryGreen Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn’t eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!
Jim CarreyAnyone who’s a chef, who loves food, ultimately knows that all that matters is: ‚Is it good? Does it give pleasure?‘
Anthony BourdainIf you want to become a great chef, you have to work with great chefs. And that’s exactly what I did.
Gordon RamsayI love sleep; it’s my favorite.
Kanye WestThere is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard ShawI wasn’t that great a chef, and I don’t think I’m that great a writer.
Anthony BourdainI’m not trying to take New York by storm. I just want to sneak in there, keep my head down, batten down the hatches and cook.
Gordon RamsayAcorns were good until bread was found.
Francis BaconFame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate.
Emily DickinsonI’m a decent cook; I’m a decent chef. None of my friends would ever have hired me at any point in my career. Period.
Anthony BourdainSometimes, it’s just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It’s exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables.
Michelle ObamaMy sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit more room, and the food tastes a little bit better. A big pot of spaghetti and sauce, some warm French bread – works all the time. I think I’ve been eating pasta for 26 years.
Tom BradyIn New York I pretty much live in diners – I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee.
Lana Del ReyThe vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.
Alexander PopeI’m very type-A, and many things in my life are about control and domination, but eating should be a submissive experience, where you let down your guard and enjoy the ride.
Anthony BourdainFashion is life-enhancing, and I think it’s a lovely, generous thing to do for other people.
Vivienne WestwoodI will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody AllenThe first duty of government is to see that people have food, fuel, and clothes. The second, that they have means of moral and intellectual education.
John RuskinOut of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They’re cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.
Kurt CobainI want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
Oscar WildeCooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it’s too assertive to the naked eye.
Gordon RamsayYou don’t come into cooking to get rich.
Gordon RamsayPeople are generally proud of their food. A willingness to eat and drink with people without fear and prejudice… they open up to you in ways that somebody visiting who is driven by a story may not get.
Anthony BourdainRegardless of what our national credit rating is, people will always want a roof over their heads, food on their tables, fuel for their cars, and clothes on their backs.
Robert KiyosakiLet’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
Audrey HepburnContext and memory play powerful roles in all the truly great meals in one’s life.
Anthony BourdainWherever I go, as long as I get a hot vegetable dish, I am okay. If I am in Gujarat, I have Gujarati food. If it’s Shillong, it’s northeastern.
A. P. J. Abdul KalamNever order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma BombeckWhy can’t I just eat my waffle?
Barack ObamaOnly the pure in heart can make a good soup.
Ludwig van BeethovenI’m evangelical on the subject of some chefs and writers.
Anthony BourdainGoverning a great nation is like cooking a small fish – too much handling will spoil it.
Lao TzuThe Kobe craze really annoyed me. Most of the practitioners had no real understanding of the product and were abusing it and exploiting it in terrible and ridiculous ways. Kobe beef should not be used in a hamburger. It’s completely pointless.
Anthony BourdainMy father opened a restaurant. It’s so amazing… it’s so freaking delicious, but I’m telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in there.
Lady Gaga