Steven Wright
When I was 5, some financial things happened, and I moved seven times in a year. We moved from apartment to apartment, sometimes living with friends. My mom would always say, ‚Don’t get comfortable, because we may not be here long.‘
The only thing that relaxes me is archery. That’s why I have to have apartments with gardens.
Some people have a hard time getting rid of stuff. If that’s you, pray for God to give you the courage to get rid of things you don’t really need or things He wants you to give away. This will help keep your surroundings organized and clutter-free.
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
I’m a practical person. I’m not too bad a carpenter. I can renovate houses.
Plumbers can be masters, the guy who did my patio is a master, some people are masters at raising really great children.
My apartment is my stage, and my bedroom is my stage – they’re just not stages you’re allowed to see.