Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There’s entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.
Jerry SeinfeldI no longer feel attracted to the well-made novel. I want to write the story that will zero in and give you intense, but not connected, moments of experience. I guess that’s the way I see life. People remake themselves bit by bit and do things they don’t understand.
Alice MunroWhat we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera.
Aldous HuxleyWe do not know what love is. We know the symptoms of it, the pleasure, the pain, the fear, the anxiety and so on. We try to solve the symptoms, which becomes a wandering in darkness. We spend our days and nights in this, and it is soon over in death.
Jiddu KrishnamurtiThe spirit of envy can destroy; it can never build.
Margaret ThatcherFishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.
Herbert HooverExperience never errs; it is only your judgments that err by promising themselves effects such as are not caused by your experiments.
Leonardo da VinciWhen you think about it, three of our biggest financial decisions in life are made at times of peak emotional excitement: deciding to get married, buying a home, and having kids.
Robert KiyosakiI would love to sign on to do a movie if it was the right role and if it was the right script, because I would be taking time away from music to tell a big grand story, and spend all of my time and pouring all of my emotions into being someone else. So for me to do that, it would have to be a story worth telling.
Taylor SwiftA brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.
Alexander PopeWhat’s really hard is that you could care a lot for someone and not want to live with him anymore.
Alice WalkerWhy slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.
Katharine HepburnAlmost all of our sorrows spring out of our relations with other people.
Arthur SchopenhauerThe problem isn’t that Johnny can’t read. The problem isn’t even that Johnny can’t think. The problem is that Johnny doesn’t know what thinking is; he confuses it with feeling.
Thomas SowellSmiles are the language of love.
David HareThere is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty.
Joseph AddisonBecause of my wrestling background, nothing a director can throw at me on a set can faze me.
Dwayne JohnsonA sad soul can kill quicker than a germ.
John SteinbeckGetting in and out of the car with the halo takes a bit of experience. I struggled initially, but after a few trial runs I was fine.
Lando NorrisI’m sure I’ve changed my mind about something. Inevitably, when we grow up – as we get more experience and wiser. Well, I’ve changed my mind about some food that I didn’t like when I was young.
Ruth Bader GinsburgQuarrel? Nonsense; we have not quarreled. If one is not to get into a rage sometimes, what is the good of being friends?
George EliotIt is the flash which appears, the thunderbolt will follow.
VoltaireThaw with her gentle persuasion is more powerful than Thor with his hammer. The one melts, the other breaks into pieces.
Henry David ThoreauThere must be something solemn, serious, and tender about any attitude which we denominate religious. If glad, it must not grin or snicker; if sad, it must not scream or curse.
William JamesDepression begins with disappointment. When disappointment festers in our soul, it leads to discouragement.
Joyce MeyerExperience teaches only the teachable.
Aldous HuxleyNot to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards.
George OrwellBitterness is cancer – it eats upon the host. It doesn’t do anything to the object of its displeasure.
Maya AngelouOne can love a child, perhaps, more deeply than one can love another adult, but it is rash to assume that the child feels any love in return.
George OrwellIt’s with bad sentiments that one makes good novels.
Aldous HuxleyWhen all the routines and details and the human bores get on our nerves, we just yearn to go away from here to somewhere else. To go fishing is a sound, a valid, and an accepted reason for an escape. It requires no explanation.
Herbert HooverYou have to understand that people that are hurting are going to criticize.
George H. W. BushGrowing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed.
Pierre Teilhard de ChardinWhen one has finished building one’s house, one suddenly realizes that in the process one has learned something that one really needed to know in the worst way – before one began.
Friedrich NietzscheI’ve been doing comedy longer than I haven’t been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on ‚The Tonight Show.‘ There’s truly nothing like it; it’s intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Steven WrightWhen you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it.
Albert CamusMarriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
Leonardo da VinciLike getting into a bleeding competition with a blood bank.
Richard BransonSometimes, I’m very embarrassed.
Jackie ChanYou know when you’re young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they’re trying to be old men and they have no idea what that’s like? It’s just that stupid the other way around.
Clint EastwoodTears come from the heart and not from the brain.
Leonardo da VinciI think women go crazy for a reason. It’s not like it just happens.
Kevin Hart‚Mean‘ is a song I wrote about somebody who wrote things that were so mean so many times that it would ruin my day. Then it would ruin the next day. And it would level me so many times, I just felt like I was being hit in the face every time this person would take to their computer.
Taylor SwiftLove is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.
Lao TzuWould that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking.
Khalil GibranExperience is not what happens to you; it’s what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous HuxleyLove is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
Samuel JohnsonAnger is like those ruins which smash themselves on what they fall.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaI think the perfection of love is that it’s not perfect.
Taylor SwiftHe who is not just is severe, he who is not wise is sad.
VoltaireMen who have reached and passed forty-five, have a look as if waiting for the secret of the other world, and as if they were perfectly sure of having found out the secret of this.
Golda MeirAll good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath.
F. Scott FitzgeraldNatural abilities are like natural plants, that need pruning by study; and studies themselves do give forth directions too much at large, except they be bounded in by experience.
Francis BaconI’m an emotional person. Sometimes I can’t help it.
Tom BradyRecommend virtue to your children; it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience.
Ludwig van BeethovenMy experience with power, you can maintain it, or you get it taken from you. You get you some newfound power and go crazy, and it get taken from you quick.
Nipsey HussleHatred is self-punishment.
Hosea BallouI think that you can love people without it being the great love.
Taylor SwiftIs it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other?
George EliotThe weather and my mood have little connection. I have my foggy and my fine days within me; my prosperity or misfortune has little to do with the matter.
Blaise Pascal