I enjoy driving on the sim, doing stuff like that, staying at home.

TV’s a big deal in prison. A big deal. People watch it nonstop.

I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

I think the family movie is very important to everybody right now.

In music the passions enjoy themselves.

I have never cared especially for outdoor sports and have no desire to excel at tennis, swimming, or golf. I’ll leave those things to the men.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

I don’t think comedy will ever die.

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

I make pop culture.

It just seems there’s better things to do in your life than be on television if it’s not interesting, if it’s not challenging, if it’s not fun. You know? When it stops being those things for me, I’ll stop making television.

What with making their way and enjoying what they have won, heroes have no time to think. But the sons of heroes – ah, they have all the necessary leisure.

Game’s always been open arms with me.

According to Lifetime, I don’t know anything about TV.

I work hard for the audience. It’s entertainment. I don’t need validation.

I love performing, you know, because, like I say, I’m a ham for this stuff.

I really like children to watch my movies.

I don’t feel that I’m explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I’m not trying to be a mirror, showing them what’s really going on the world. All I’m trying to do is think of stuff that’s funny, just like when I’m kidding around with my friends.

Disneyland is a show.

Music was an experience, intimately married to your life. You could pay to hear music, but after you did, it was over, gone – a memory.

There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.

I’m a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys – movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.

I don’t want people at my shows to come out and say, ‚I just saw a cool show.‘ I want them to say, ‚I had fun at the show.‘ I want it to be a collaborative thing and be part of the audience and have them be part of me. I try to interact with everyone there and have them be equal to me because they are.

There’s a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot of great movies that haven’t. You just do the best you can.

I don’t spend too much time on my phone, laptop or television. However, I do occasionally watch documentaries and shows on streaming platforms.

I think television has had a vast, unbelievable impact on us.

You think I’m going to ask these sweet 14 year olds to ask their parents to buy a $100 ticket then run around in latex and lip sync? No way.

Movies are fun, but they are no cure for cancer.

I got my buzz from playing.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made ‚em up myself.

Great American sport. Horseshoes is a very great game. I love it.

To the audience, it’s like I’m changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show’s almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

Everything I learned I learned from the movies.

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war – for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I’d say we deserve ours more.

WWE is a space where I thrived, and I loved, and I still do. I love connecting with an audience; that is the greatest thing about going back to WWE.

I don’t know how the rap game is, because I’m a fan of reality, and the rap game’s entertainment.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I’m joking and when I’m serious.

SNL is a home. You’ve got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it’s a great time.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

People are using Windows PCs more than they watch TV now.

Pop music will never be low brow.

‚Best Man Holiday‘ was a very successful film.

In my day, there were no vet video games.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

I love Steve Carell.

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage… You start to think that you’re Tom Jones.

All cultures have these feelings about non-functional areas of activity. And the more time people have on their hands, the more they commit it to those areas.

There should be a point to movies. Sure, you’re giving people a diversion from the cold world for a bit, but at the same time, you pass on some facts and rules and maybe a little bit of wisdom.

I think that people are interested seeing me on the screen.

I don’t race cars.

Stand-up is hard.

I had a good time boxing. I enjoyed it – and I may come back.

There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me. Every night I had a live audience of 25,000 people to win over. My goal was never to be the loudest or the craziest. It was to be the most entertaining.

Well, everyone likes movies when they’re a little kid.