I don’t think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.

For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.

As you get older, you have more responsibilities; you have more commitments, more events, kids, you’re married now. You still have all the things that you’ve had, plus you just keep adding.

I can’t help the way you was born if you was gay.

I have learned that as long as I hold fast to my beliefs and values – and follow my own moral compass – then the only expectations I need to live up to are my own.

Take my wife… Please!

My wife thinks she’s better than me at puzzles. I haven’t given in on that one yet.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.

My mother always used to say, ‚Well, if you had been born a little girl growing up in Egypt, you would go to church or go to worship Allah, but surely if those people are worshipping a God, it must be the same God‘ – that’s what she always said. The same God with different names.

I think that there’s no doubt that as I see friends, families, children of gay couples who are thriving, you know, that has an impact on how I think about these issues.

If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own.

Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

All of us should be on guard against beliefs that flatter ourselves. At the very least, we should check such beliefs against facts.

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

I’ve done the bad-boy thing. It was fun for a good three months. But the thing about bad boys is, you have to keep in mind, you’re never gonna marry a bad boy.

Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.

There is a group of people that I think in good faith honestly believe that further curtailing our Second Amendment rights will enhance public safety. But there’s another group that just hates the Second Amendment.

In terms of the legal matter of creating a contract between two people that’s called marriage, and allowing them to live together with the protection of law, it seems to me is the way we should be moving in this country.

Marriage and family are ordained of God. The family is the most important social unit in time and in eternity. Under God’s great plan of happiness, families can be sealed in temples and be prepared to return to dwell in His holy presence forever. That is eternal life!

If women were particular about men’s characters, they would never get married at all.

We are born believing. A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples.

You can’t just have slogans, you can’t just have catchy phrases. You have to have an agenda. And I think what the Republican Party has to do, if it’s going to incorporate the tea party efforts in it, is to come up with an agenda that the American people can see, touch, and actually believe in, and something they believe in.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

I’m married. My wife, Stella – a beautiful woman. She’s brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom.

I’m not focused on the gay and lesbian movement.

One must marry one’s feelings to one’s beliefs and ideas. That is probably the only way to achieve a measure of harmony in one’s life.

People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot.

Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery.

It’s one thing to be religious, but it’s another thing to make religion your policy.

Creativity has got to start with humanity and when you’re a human being, you feel, you suffer. You’re gay, you’re sick, you’re nervous or whatever.

I want kids. I want a soccer team, and I want a husband.

Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.

Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

I will never say something I don’t agree with or believe in… even if the reward is massive!

If I wouldn’t have found Courtney, I probably would have carried on with a bisexual lifestyle.

That’s what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he’s wise.

I am not gay, but if I were, I would be the first one running out of the closet.

Christians are not limited to any church.

My wife told me if there is any rumors about me, it better be about politics and not about my social life.

He knows my limitations and where I’m a good wife and a good mom.

We were born with a capacity to grow, love, marry, and form families.

I feel like I’m the kind of guy that would have kids before getting married. The first thing would be kids.

You don’t sign up for a divorce when you get married. It’s very painful. But it’s taught me a great deal about myself.

It is always better to have no ideas than false ones; to believe nothing, than to believe what is wrong.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

I’ve said very clearly, including in a State of the Union address, that I’m against ‚don’t ask, don’t tell‘ and that we’re going to end this policy.

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

Nothing new here, except my marrying, which to me is a matter of profound wonder.

I have a big gay and lesbian following and they’ve been very loyal and kind to me.

Marriage is the most wonderful thing ever.

Tell me: when God looks at a gay person, does he endorse the existence of this person with love, or reject and condemn this person?… It is necessary to accompany them with mercy.

I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture.

I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage. But when you start playing around with constitutions, just to prohibit somebody who cares about another person, it just seems to me that’s not what America’s about. Usually, our constitutions expand liberties, they don’t contract them.

I’m not a conservative of any kind.