My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‚All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.‘
Steven WrightI didn’t want to lift weights and get all big; I just wanted to get cut.
Kevin HartThe year 2100 will see eugenics universally established. In past ages, the law governing the survival of the fittest roughly weeded out the less desirable strains. Then man’s new sense of pity began to interfere with the ruthless workings of nature. As a result, we continue to keep alive and to breed the unfit.
Nikola TeslaMy grandfather lived to be late 90s on one side and on the other side, 70s or something. And my father died young, at 63. But he didn’t take very good care of himself.
Clint EastwoodRebellions of the belly are the worst.
Francis BaconThat’s the biggest gift I can give anybody: ‚Wake up, be aware of who you are, what you’re doing and what you can do to prevent yourself from becoming ill.‘
Maya AngelouMy goal is to be number one in MMA.
Conor McGregorIn the grip of a neurological disorder, I am fast losing control of words even as my relationship with the world has been reduced to them.
Christopher HitchensI have allergies, and I’ve had my share of nosebleeds, but that’s usually related to pollen.
Stephen CurryI think it’s quite great to set yourself a big challenge, and then you’ve got another reason for keeping fit.
Richard BransonI’m healthy as can be – not an ache or a pain. A lot of my prayer is thanking the Lord that I am healthy. I pray for long life and good health.
Joel OsteenIf there’s something dangerous, sauces are dangerous for the body.
Karl LagerfeldIt’s far more important to know what person the disease has than what disease the person has.
HippocratesSleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.
Friedrich NietzscheSome people reckoned that I looked healthier when I was bigger but I had terrible skin and no energy.
Amy WinehouseIn general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
Benjamin Franklin‚Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.
Henry David ThoreauSome people, they take their form of working out as a religion that they think is better than everyone else’s. I’m not like that. If you have a better way to work out, and you can teach it to me, and I find it to be useful and gets me in better shape, I’m all about.
Jocko WillinkYou’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
Dr. SeussI was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody AllenThe wish for healing has always been half of health.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaReading, solitude, idleness, a soft and sedentary life, intercourse with women and young people, these are perilous paths for a young man, and these lead him constantly into danger.
Jean-Jacques RousseauIf you try and work out at 4:30 in the afternoon, how many people are going to chip away at that time? Your boss, your job, your work, your family, your other obligations that you might have. At 4:30 in the morning, all those people are asleep, so you can do whatever you want.
Jocko WillinkI really love training and being in good shape, and it’s so much a part of my life now, so it never really feels like work to me.
Tom BradyI do yoga, I do Bikram and I run, and I eat really healthy.
Lady GagaConnectivity enables transparency for better government, education, and health.
Bill GatesI think for my bones and my size, I better stay with my 60 kilo.
Karl LagerfeldIf any organism fails to fulfill its potentialities, it becomes sick.
William JamesWe have soon to have everywhere smoke annihilators, dust absorbers, ozonizers, sterilizers of water, air, food and clothing, and accident preventers on streets, elevated roads and in subways. It will become next to impossible to contract disease germs or get hurt in the city, and country folk will got to town to rest and get well.
Nikola TeslaI used to run a full marathon in three hours and 25 or 26 minutes. Not any more.
Haruki MurakamiWhen I go to the clinic next and sit with a tube in my arm and watch the poison go in, I’m in an attitude of abject passivity. It doesn’t feel like fighting at all; it just feels like submitting.
Christopher HitchensIn the brute physical world, and the one encompassed by medicine, there are all too many things that could kill you, don’t kill you, and then leave you considerably weaker.
Christopher HitchensAs we dread any disease that undermines the health of the body, so should we deplore contention, which is a corroding canker of the spirit.
Russell M. NelsonHe who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.
Thomas CarlyleIn France there are, I think, less than one per cent of people who are too skinny.
Karl LagerfeldDisease generally begins that equality which death completes.
Samuel JohnsonI do a variety of weight-lifting, elliptical glider, stretching exercises, push-ups.
Ruth Bader GinsburgNo boxer in the history of boxing has had Parkinson’s. There’s no injury in my brain that suggests that the illness came from boxing.
Muhammad AliMy grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny YoungmanScience and mindfulness complement each other in helping people to eat well and maintain their health and well-being.
Thich Nhat HanhMy chances of developing breast cancer have dropped from 87 percent to under 5 percent. I can tell my children that they don’t need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer.
Angelina JolieI believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Neil ArmstrongMy son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it’s feet first!
Henny YoungmanWalking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
Thomas JeffersonWater is my drink.
Stephen CurryThe greatest of follies is to sacrifice health for any other kind of happiness.
Arthur SchopenhauerIf you can be well without health, you may be happy without virtue.
Edmund BurkeI sing and play the guitar, and I’m a walking, talking bacterial infection.
Kurt CobainNothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels… try it!
Ariana GrandeIt’s crazy how fast you get out of shape if you miss a couple days of action.
Stephen CurryI run New York City!
Conor McGregorI have never felt more confident in myself, more clear on who I am as a woman. But I am constantly thinking about my own health and making sure that I’m eating right and getting exercise and watching the aches and pains. I want to be this really fly 80-90-year old.
Michelle ObamaSome are reputed sick and some are not. It often happens that the sicker man is the nurse to the sounder.
Henry David ThoreauI enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.
George Bernard ShawContrary to popular belief, I don’t spend a whole lot of time following soccer. But as I have traveled around the world to better understand global development and health, I’ve learned that soccer is truly universal. No matter where I go, that’s what kids are playing. That’s what people are talking about.
Bill GatesHealth is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
BuddhaThe only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma BombeckI don’t think people should be encouraged to look like Kate Moss; I think that’s unreasonable. I think the normal human body should be glorified. By the same token, if you need a stick to wash yourself, you’re not healthy.
Anthony BourdainI am not someone who does a lot of exercise, so I attempt to maintain some sort of rhythm, and I think the jump rope is the funnest way. It’s easy, you can do it in your room or anywhere.
Bad BunnyAll the evidence that we have indicates that it is reasonable to assume in practically every human being, and certainly in almost every newborn baby, that there is an active will toward health, an impulse towards growth, or towards the actualization.
Abraham Maslow