Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma BombeckThe U.S. – the idea that the U.S. has introduced and imposed principles of international law, that’s hardly even a joke. The United States has even gone so far as to veto Security Council resolutions calling on all states to observe international law. That was in the 1980s under Reagan.
Noam ChomskyGreen Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn’t eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!
Jim CarreyIraq is a long way from the U.S., but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face.
Madeleine AlbrightIronically, parenting is a shame and judgment minefield precisely because most of us are wading through uncertainty and self-doubt when it comes to raising our children.
Brene BrownEven when I was a kid, everything I had was the best.
Conor McGregorI want kids. I want a soccer team, and I want a husband.
Lady GagaIf you’re low-income in the United States, you have a higher chance of going to jail than you do of getting a four-year degree. And that doesn’t seem entirely fair.
Bill GatesIn 1979, Iranians carried out an illegitimate act: They overthrew a tyrant that the United States had imposed and supported, and moved on an independent path, not following U.S. orders.
Noam ChomskyActually, I didn’t start sweating until I had children.
Dave GrohlPeople in Latin America… love America from afar and emulate America in some ways but also hate a lot of things that America does to them.
David ByrneIf you’re the parent, be a parent. You know what I mean? I’m a parent. I have daughters.
EminemI have never sat down and studied the Bible, never consciously echoed its language, and am, in reality, as ignorant of it as most brought-up Christians. All of the Bible that I use in my work is remembered from childhood and is the common property of all who were brought up in English-speaking communities.
Dylan ThomasYour children will see what you’re all about by what you live rather than what you say.
Wayne DyerDo you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, ‚A house guest,‘ you’re wrong because I have just described my kids.
Erma BombeckIs the Iranian record of intervention and terror worse than that of the U.S.?
Noam ChomskyKids are watching us. I experience it every single day. They hang on my every word, what I wear, what I say.
Michelle ObamaWhen a father puts in long hours at work, he’s praised for being dedicated and ambitious. But when a mother stays late at the office, she’s sometimes accused of being selfish, neglecting her kids.
Michelle ObamaWhen you decide to get involved in a military operation in a place like Syria, you’ve got to be prepared, as we learned from Iraq and Afghanistan, to become the government, and I’m not sure any country, either the United States or I don’t hear of anyone else, who’s willing to take on that responsibility.
Colin PowellAny teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball, I think I set a terrific example of ‚Don’t do this‘ and ‚Don’t do that.‘ And that’s one of the things that I’m most proud of.
Bob UeckerNo man will ever carry out of the Presidency the reputation which carried him into it.
Thomas JeffersonMy greatest blessing has been the birth of my son. My next greatest blessing has been my ability to turn people into children of mine.
Maya AngelouThere’s a War Crimes Act in the United States passed by a Republican Congress in 1996, which says that grave breaches of the Geneva Convention are subject to the death penalty. And that doesn’t mean the soldier that committed them – that means the commanders.
Noam ChomskyThe first stories I wrote when I was 12 were about Mars and landing on Mars.
Ray BradburyMy mom’s one of 13 siblings, and they all got six kids, and till I was 13 everybody was in Compton.
Kendrick LamarUnlike Europe, China can’t be intimidated. Europe backs down if the United States looks at it the wrong way. But China, they’ve been there for 3,000 years and are paying no attention to the barbarians and don’t see any need to.
Noam ChomskyMy mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that’s all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn’t Mama. Now I’ve bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.
Dolly PartonWe think it’s fun for our kids to have cameos and join us on set, but not to be actors. That’s not our goal for Brad and me at all. I think we would both prefer that they didn’t become actors.
Angelina JolieAll my playmates on the farm were black, and later, when I started school in Plains, it was all white. But I was always eager to get back home to my friends in Archery.
Jimmy CarterMorality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
Oscar WildeScoutcraft is a means through which the veriest hooligan can be brought to higher thought and to the elements of faith in God; and, coupled with the Scout’s obligation to do a good turn every day, it gives the base of Duty to God and to Neighbour on which the parent or pastor can build with greater ease the form of belief that is desired.
Robert Baden-PowellFacts are to the mind what food is to the body.
Edmund BurkeHe that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand a broader mark for sorrow; but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too.
Benjamin FranklinWe always live in an uncertain world. What is certain is that the United States will go forward over time.
Warren BuffettWe’re all bombarded with so many dietary messages that it’s hard to find time to sort through all this information, but we do have time to take a look at our kids‘ plates.
Michelle ObamaThe place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand RussellMy kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Erma BombeckI had wanted a tape recorder since I was tiny. I thought it was a magic thing. I never got one until just before I went to art school.
Brian EnoThe quality of research in the U.S. is absolutely the best.
Bill GatesThe United States has made serious mistakes in the conduct of its foreign affairs, which have had unfortunate repercussions long after the decisions were taken.
Nelson MandelaMy whole family have all been through a difficult time. My focus is my children, our children.
Angelina JolieChildren are our most valuable natural resource.
Herbert HooverRemember a few years ago when Congress declared that the sauce on a slice of pizza should count as a vegetable in school lunches? You don’t have to be a nutritionist to know that this doesn’t make much sense.
Michelle ObamaMy first job in all honesty is going to continue to be mom-in-chief. Making sure that in this transition, which will be even more of a transition for the girls… that they are settled and that they know they will continue to be the center of our universe.
Michelle ObamaUntil I was a teenager, I used red pokeberries for lipstick and a burnt matchstick for eyeliner. I used honeysuckle for perfume.
Dolly PartonI think it speaks of all women having those few special things that make them feel feminine. And so when I was a little girl, I would associate Guerlain with that.
Angelina JolieI hate fund-raising. Haaaaate it. Hate, hate it.
Michelle ObamaWe here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain – that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom – and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Abraham LincolnMy parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think that’s where a lot of preachers‘ kids get off base sometimes. Because they don’t see the same things at both places.
Joel OsteenWe cannot fashion our children after our desires, we must have them and love them as God has given them to us.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheJapan is an important ally of ours. Japan and the United States of the Western industrialized capacity, 60 percent of the GNP, two countries. That’s a statement in and of itself.
Dan QuayleThere’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
Erma BombeckI used to – my earliest memory of waking up with a melody in my head was, you know, 8, 9, 10. I’ve always heard kind of melodies in my head.
Bono‚Doo-wop‘ is a very special word for me. Because I grew up listening to my dad who, as a Fifties rock & roll head, loved doo-wop music.
Bruno MarsFour score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Abraham LincolnAny man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.
Dwight D. EisenhowerOne-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Will RogersI do not think that I am a natural born mother… If I ever wanted to mother anyone, it was my father.
Eleanor RooseveltScrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.
Richard M. NixonI can die a happy man never having been president of the United States of America. But it doesn’t mean I won’t run.
Joe Biden