I didn’t like the way I looked in pictures – when I saw myself on a digital camera, I was like, ‚Eesh.‘

Show me a poorly uniformed troop and I’ll show you a poorly uniformed leader.

I always thought of myself as a character actor. I never thought of myself as a leading man.

Don’t be humble… you’re not that great.

People have never looked so ugly as they do today. We just consume far too much.

It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.

I remember when I was in high school I didn’t have a new dress for each special occasion. The girls would bring the fact to my attention, not always too delicately. The boys, however, never bothered with the subject. They were my friends, not because of the size of my wardrobe but because they liked me.

I never saw myself as a folk singer.

I am not handsome or sexy. Of course, it’s not like I am hopeless.

At fifty everyone has the face he deserves.

Particularly Instagram, people look like they have a much better life than they really do. People basically seem like they are way better-looking than they really are, and they are way happier-seeming than they really are.

If you’re treated a certain way you become a certain kind of person. If certain things are described to you as being real they’re real for you whether they’re real or not.

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they’re pretty, even if they aren’t.

If you have enough people sitting around telling you you’re wonderful, then you start believing you’re fabulous, then someone tells you you stink and you believe that too!

A good picture is equivalent to a good deed.

Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with with your self-esteem. They’re no good at all.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

Every man supposes himself not to be fully understood or appreciated.

I just really want to get music out and tour and go places I’ve never been, and just do more videos. I love photography and videography, and so I really want to direct videos when I can.

I’m working on bringing the instant film camera back as part of the future.

A person places themselves on a level with the ones they praise.

Do you wish people to think well of you? Don’t speak well of yourself.

Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.

I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.

I’ve always felt heroic about my life… As a child, I remember little girls in the playground moaning about how boys could do more than they could. I didn’t think that was the case at all. My parents didn’t treat me as a girl.

I don’t think I ever thought of myself as Superman. But there were people who thought of me that way, and maybe I believed them a little.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

If I can get my dress on, my weight is under control.

A man’s as miserable as he thinks he is.

When you come to see a picture of mine, I want you to know that I’m not going to do anything that will make you uncomfortable. I want you to know that you won’t be disappointed in me.

Ankles are nearly always neat and good-looking, but knees are nearly always not.

It’s only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I’m skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I’m big, when I was big, I never thought about it.

No one could have been nicer, classier nor better looking than Dick Clark. I’ve had a crush on him since I was a teenager.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.

I don’t look at myself as a commodity, but I’m sure a lot of people have.

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don’t know how to manage it.

Objects in pictures should so be arranged as by their very position to tell their own story.

Everyone calls me Bruno; they don’t ever call me Peter – that was just my government name.

I used to have nightmares that they would put ‚He played Ted‘ on my tombstone.

Every night on the court I give my all, and if I’m not giving 100 percent, I criticize myself.

When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.

The dieting wars have got to stop.

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.

Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of coat and waistcoat than some people imagine.

I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.

Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.

We do not see people as they are, but as they appear to us. And these appearances are usually misleading.

It takes me about two hours to run into Target. People always want a picture. They hem and haw, and they can’t spit the words out, so they waste about five minutes of my time just standing there getting ready for a picture. Just do it!

The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself.

There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.

Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the mental wardrobe of every man. The president differs from other men in that he has a more extensive wardrobe.

I’m very picky; I’m never happy with anything. It’s so hard to give the record away and accept that you’re done.

I hate being called an ‚icon.‘ I just don’t like it. That’s all there is to it.

Flattery corrupts both the receiver and the giver.

We cannot live being obsessed with what other people think about us. It’s impossible to live like that. Not even God managed to please the entire world.

I can encourage my daughter to love her body, but what really matters are the observations she makes about my relationship with my own body.

I got teased my entire school life. What they were picking on I don’t even understand.

I’m odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

I want the world to see my body.

At twelve I looked like a girl of seventeen. My body was developed and shapely. I still wore the blue dress and the blouse the orphanage provided. They made me look like an overgrown lummox.