In the United States, we can do almost anything we want. It’s not like Egypt, where you’re going to get murdered by the security forces.
Noam ChomskyThis country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will RogersI go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.
H. L. MenckenDavid Icke reminded me of Malcolm X.
Alice WalkerThe people who are absent are the ideal; those who are present seem to be quite commonplace.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheInstead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we are, we should compare it with the lot of the great majority of our fellow men. It then appears that we are among the privileged.
Helen KellerFor awhile after you quit Keats all other poetry seems to be only whistling or humming.
F. Scott FitzgeraldAn idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
H. L. MenckenMy life is not unlike Truman’s. I can’t go anywhere.
Jim CarreyTrap is new. It didn’t start yesterday, but when I was 5, it didn’t exist – not even in the U.S. I’ve evolved with the music.
Bad BunnyGreat and good are seldom the same man.
Winston ChurchillJealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbour to have them through envy.
AristotleThere is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.
Bertrand RussellWhen people are around us, they should leave better off than they were previously. Rather than feeling discouraged or defeated, people should feel challenged and inspired after spending any time with you and me.
Joel OsteenI am a normal guy from the Black Forest, and I do not compare myself with the geniuses.
Jurgen KloppHip hop has always been braggin‘ and boasting and ‚I’m better at you than this‘ and ‚I’m better at you than that.‘
EminemWhat difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaParticularly Instagram, people look like they have a much better life than they really do. People basically seem like they are way better-looking than they really are, and they are way happier-seeming than they really are.
Elon MuskI never admire another’s fortune so much that I became dissatisfied with my own.
Marcus Tullius CiceroGod gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
Adam SandlerAs a British driver, you get compared to Lewis and I get that. But when he came to McLaren, they were doing well and had a championship-winning car. I’m in a very different situation so I don’t compare myself to his stats.
Lando NorrisWhat’s so powerful about the Psalms are, as well as they’re being gospel and songs of praise, they are also the blues.
BonoDuring most of my freelancing, I made what I would have made in charge of the cafeteria at a pretty good junior-high school.
Kurt VonnegutIt would be an egregious mistake to ever refer to me in the same breath as most of the people I write about.
Anthony BourdainThe only difference between Benito and Bad Bunny is 16 million followers on Instagram. And the money that Bad Bunny has in the bank. Benito had, like, $7. The numbers are different, but I’m still the same. Even my insecurities remain the same.
Bad BunnyMy records are borderline dance records. They’ve got a real electro-rock heart and soul, and the vibe of the sentiment is pop, but there’s a lot of people that were like, ‚This is a dance record.‘
Lady GagaThere is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool.
DiogenesHe does it with better grace, but I do it more natural.
William ShakespeareIf you’ve spent a long time developing a skill and techniques, and now some 14 year-old upstart can get exactly the same result, you might feel a bit miffed I suppose, but that has happened forever.
Brian EnoYou’d have a hard time finding anything better than Barcelona for food, as far as being a hub. Given a choice between Barcelona and San Sebastian to die in, I’d probably want to die in San Sebastian.
Anthony BourdainI have found that, in the composition of the human body as compared with the bodies of animals, the organs of sense are duller and coarser. Thus, it is composed of less ingenious instruments, and of spaces less capacious for receiving the faculties of sense.
Leonardo da VinciIn some respects, South African apartheid was more vicious than Israeli practices, and in some respects the opposite is true.
Noam ChomskyWhy would anyone steal a shopping cart? It’s like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma BombeckConsidering their impact, you might expect mosquitoes to get more attention than they do. Sharks kill fewer than a dozen people every year, and in the U.S. they get a week dedicated to them on TV every year.
Bill GatesWho is richer? The man who is seen, but cannot see? Or the man who is not being seen, but can see?
Babe RuthImmorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
H. L. MenckenNoise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark TwainI have found far greater enthusiasm for science in America than here in Britain. There is more enthusiasm for everything in America.
Stephen HawkingA countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin FranklinUnlike many of its European neighbors, Britain shares many of America’s financial traits.
Robert KiyosakiBaldwin thought Europe was a bore, and Chamberlain thought it was only a greater Birmingham.
Winston ChurchillI hate what I look like on TV, and I want to look better, and nothing makes the mothers more jealous.
Abby Lee MillerEach generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
George OrwellI have more friends in New York than Paris.
Karl LagerfeldThere is no gambling like politics.
Benjamin DisraeliPeople like bluegrass. It’s had a following amongst a lot of hip and young people. A lot of college kids like bluegrass.
Dolly PartonRock music is niche.
BonoIf I had to choose a superhero to be, I would pick Superman. He’s everything that I’m not.
Stephen HawkingEarth might one day soon resemble the planet Venus.
Stephen HawkingThe faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
George Bernard ShawWriters are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
John SteinbeckThe Old Testament God is a person with body parts and passions. The Church of England God has neither body, parts nor passions, and is therefore not a person.
George Bernard ShawOur envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.
HeraclitusThe fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
George Bernard ShawFor as one star another far exceeds, So souls in heaven are placed by their deeds.
Robert GreeneIn George Bush you get experience, and with me you get – The Future!
Dan QuayleI’ve done a number of Super Bowl ads. And that is the best advertising of the year. That is when people realize they’re going to be compared directly against other ads.
Jerry SeinfeldEvery bad situation is a blues song waiting to happen.
Amy WinehouseDon’t compare yourself with other people; compare yourself with who you were yesterday.
Jordan PetersonBefore you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you.
Erma Bombeck