Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
Katharine HepburnWhen a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn’t got any.
George Bernard ShawCouples are wholes and not wholes, what agrees disagrees, the concordant is discordant. From all things one and from one all things.
HeraclitusI can be a cruel person.
Amy WinehouseWith all singers, insecurity is your best security. That’s why we’re such loud people and why we walk all funny. You think, ‚Are people interested?‘ But I think our band has something and they know we don’t just put albums out. We do think about it.
BonoMarriage is the most natural state of man, and… the state in which you will find solid happiness.
Benjamin FranklinHe who does not trust enough, Will not be trusted.
Lao TzuPeople were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot.
Keanu ReevesI come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Erma BombeckMy life has been one great big joke, a dance that’s walked a song that’s spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
Maya AngelouThere is no such thing as a pure introvert or extrovert. Such a person would be in the lunatic asylum.
Carl JungIf I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will RogersFew friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back.
Blaise PascalA woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.
Elbert HubbardShe laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.
Benjamin FranklinI want to thank God, obviously for the health, for the talent He’s given me, for my family who supports me, for the things that basketball’s taught me on and off the court. For the people that I’ve been able to meet through the game of basketball.
Stephen CurryMarriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho MarxFriendship, like love, is destroyed by long absence, though it may be increased by short intermissions.
Samuel JohnsonI’m sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.
Alice WalkerAll women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.
Oscar WildeLove is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
Samuel JohnsonIf misery loves company, misery has company enough.
Henry David ThoreauI thank God I’m myself and for the life I’m given to live and for friends and lovers and beloveds, and I thank God for knowing that all those people have already paid for me.
Maya AngelouArthur Miller wouldn’t have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Marilyn MonroeMarriage is the death of hope.
Woody AllenTo truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
Charlie ChaplinYou have to give others the opportunity to love who you love. If they don’t accept it, it’s their loss.
Alice WalkerI carry a small sheet of paper in my wallet that has written on it the names of people whose opinions of me matter. To be on that list, you have to love me for my strengths and struggles.
Brene BrownThe knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas AdamsConstant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust, and hostility to evaporate.
Albert SchweitzerThe greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Brian TracyLove is a state of being.
Eckhart TolleI’m a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don’t have control of every situation.
Beyonce KnowlesThe problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Adam SandlerI make friends faster and easier than journalists.
Anthony BourdainHave you not noticed that love is silence? It may be while holding the hand of another, or looking lovingly at a child, or taking in the beauty of an evening. Love has no past or future, and so it is with this extraordinary state of silence.
Jiddu KrishnamurtiThe drama and the trauma of the relationship you have when you’re 16 can mirror the one you have when you’re 26. Life repeats itself.
Taylor SwiftRomance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.
Oscar WildeIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas AdamsI haven’t had that one great love, which is good. I don’t want that to be in the past – I want it to be in the future.
Taylor SwiftBe slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
SocratesThe funny thing is people won’t let me pay for things. I’ll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, ‚Oh no, it’s on the house.‘
Richard BransonHe who lives in our mind is near though he may actually be far away; but he who is not in our heart is far though he may really be nearby.
ChanakyaI think what it really is, is that I date creative people. And I think that what intimidates them is not my purse; it’s my mind.
Lady GagaIt used to be the case, like you’d switch jobs, and then maybe you wouldn’t keep in touch with all the people that you knew from that old job, just because it was too hard. But one of the things that Facebook does is it makes it really easy to just stay in touch with all these people.
Mark ZuckerbergI like actors very much, but to marry one would be like marrying your brother. You look too much alike in the mirror.
Marilyn MonroeLove is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
William ShakespeareYou can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
Terry PratchettIf you have fear, you are bound by tradition, you follow some leader or guru. When you are bound by tradition, when you are afraid of your husband or your wife, you lose your dignity as an individual human being.
Jiddu KrishnamurtiHatred is active, and envy passive dislike; there is but one step from envy to hate.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheA friend is, as it were, a second self.
Marcus Tullius CiceroLove sought is good, but given unsought, is better.
William ShakespeareI don’t have time to be lonely. And I get fearful of relationships because I feel guilty about wanting someone to be completely faithful and loyal, when I can’t even give them 10 percent of the attention that they need. It’s just the reality of my time, my life, my schedule.
RihannaTrust is not the same as faith. A friend is someone you trust. Putting faith in anyone is a mistake.
Christopher HitchensI was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it’s absolutely true.
Edmund HillaryNever injure a friend, even in jest.
Marcus Tullius CiceroI didn’t start sweating until I had children. That was one of the first things I realized when my daughter Violet was born – I started getting wicked BO. You know there’s a difference between basketball BO and stress BO? This was definitely stress BO. Like, new dad BO.
Dave GrohlThough lovers be lost, love shall not.
Dylan ThomasMy family is very good about visiting me, and other friends as well.
Billy GrahamThere is no greater index of character so sure as the voice.
Benjamin Disraeli