Disneyland is the star, everything else is in the supporting role.

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn’t go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.

‚Best Man Holiday‘ was a very successful film.

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it’s their fault.

I spent much of my childhood in northern Quebec, and often there was no radio, no television – there wasn’t a lot to entertain us. When it rained, I stayed inside reading, writing, drawing.

I want to play a fireman and a spy. I want to learn special effects.

Seeing a live Kenny Chesney show, you know what you’re going to get. You know it’s going to be an all-day party.

We did it Disneyland, in the knowledge that most of the people I talked to thought it would be a financial disaster – closed and forgotten within the first year.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

I love Chris Brown. He’s a superstar. He’s one of the best singers out there.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it’s my entity; it’s my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

WWE is a space where I thrived, and I loved, and I still do. I love connecting with an audience; that is the greatest thing about going back to WWE.

Much of everyday life is filled with opportunities to be distracted. Our possessions… entertainment… cares and anxieties… and even the passionate desire and pursuit of things, some good and not so good, can keep our minds and hearts caught up in a flurry of activity.

The most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably ‚Doctor Who.‘ What has happened is that science fiction has been subsumed into modern literature. There are grandparents out there who speak Klingon, who are quite capable of holding down a job. No one would think twice now about a parallel universe.

I don’t spend too much time on my phone, laptop or television. However, I do occasionally watch documentaries and shows on streaming platforms.

I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. And I go out to clubs in the week. I’m doing new stuff all the time.

I do all my own stunts. I’m kidding.

Growing up I didn’t watch movies.

I can remember earning £5,000 a game playing for Hibs at the end of the Seventies. They let me commute from London, train on the Friday and play on Saturday. That lasted until my friends at the Inland Revenue decided to take two-thirds. That wasn’t very entertaining for me.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

Is there a sharper commentary on American culture and the world than The Simpsons?

I was very honored to get to be part of ‚American Idol.‘

The celebrity-chef thing, even at its worst, its most annoying, its silliest, its goofiest, its most egregious and cynical, has been a good thing.

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

I think the family movie is very important to everybody right now.

Acting is the perfect idiot’s profession.

It just seems there’s better things to do in your life than be on television if it’s not interesting, if it’s not challenging, if it’s not fun. You know? When it stops being those things for me, I’ll stop making television.

I learned how important it is to entertain people and give them a reason to come and watch you play.

Nobody enjoys the ‚little show about nothing‘ humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.

People don’t want drama 365 days a year. I’m a sense of relief; it’s my job to take your mind off what’s bad for that brief second you’re in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I’m doing.

Everybody loved ‚The A-Team‘ because it was entertainment, pure and simple.

I used to rush home to see ‚Match Of The Day.‘ Whatever I was doing, I wouldn’t miss it.

TV’s a big deal in prison. A big deal. People watch it nonstop.

The secret to humor is surprise.

Anybody that doesn’t like Cardi B a hater!

Diana Ross is a big inspiration to all of us. We all grew up watching everything about her – her mike placement, her grace, her style and her class.

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.

I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.

You see the film, you might be entertained, and if it’s not a great film, it loses its power very quickly. I think even simply acceptable books stay with us a lot longer.

When Jerry Springer thinks you’ve gone too far, my friends, you have gone too far.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Writers and books are cheap dates, especially when you compare the cost of a book with a ticket to the opera – or an NHL game.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding.

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

Wrestling is intimate. You can reach out and touch the wrestlers.

The sound and music are 50% of the entertainment in a movie.

My opinion can be completely different after a show.

I enjoy acting when you really hit it right.

Nothing feels better than going onstage and everybody is singing every word – and actually wanting to see you.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

I don’t watch television and I rarely go to the cinema, but I recently watched ‚The King’s Speech‘ on a flight. It was so beautiful and so simple.

I want more of my favorite artists or more of the guy that makes the anthems. I want more.

I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

Pop music will never be low brow.

I’m Mickey Mouse. They don’t know who’s inside the suit.

We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look.

Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one.

Of course, it does depend on the people, but sometimes I’m invited places to kind of brighten up a dinner table like a musician who’ll play the piano after dinner, and I know you’re not really invited for yourself. You’re just an ornament.