During most of my freelancing, I made what I would have made in charge of the cafeteria at a pretty good junior-high school.
Kurt VonnegutBaseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
George Bernard ShawI have found far greater enthusiasm for science in America than here in Britain. There is more enthusiasm for everything in America.
Stephen HawkingPoets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
Robert FrostAs long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar WildeThe fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
George Bernard ShawIn George Bush you get experience, and with me you get – The Future!
Dan QuayleIt was a favorite expression of Theophrastus that time was the most valuable thing that a man could spend.
DiogenesI think the perfection of love is that it’s not perfect.
Taylor SwiftThere’s no such thing as perfect writing, just like there’s no such thing as perfect despair.
Haruki MurakamiOf Manners gentle, of Affections mild; In Wit a man; Simplicity, a child.
Alexander PopeThere is no gambling like politics.
Benjamin DisraeliI think the word rich is all relative.
Joel OsteenIn nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they’re still beautiful.
Alice WalkerI know my country has not perfected itself. At times, we’ve struggled to keep the promise of liberty and equality for all of our people. We’ve made our share of mistakes, and there are times when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions.
Barack ObamaThe faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
George Bernard ShawMan never thinks himself happy, but when he enjoys those things which others want or desire.
Alexander PopeEarth might one day soon resemble the planet Venus.
Stephen HawkingGospel music is never pessimistic, it’s never ‚oh my god, its all going down the tubes‘, like the blues often is.
Brian EnoThe brain is wider than the sky.
Emily DickinsonSocialism is the same as Communism, only better English.
George Bernard ShawDoing a show for three weeks is nothing like doing a show for seven seasons.
Abby Lee MillerWho is richer? The man who is seen, but cannot see? Or the man who is not being seen, but can see?
Babe RuthWomanist is to feminist as purple is to lavender.
Alice WalkerJust as I wanted to outdo everyone when I played, I had to outdo everyone when we were out on the town.
George BestIt is far more difficult to murder a phantom than a reality.
Virginia WoolfWhen women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
H. L. MenckenThe experience of democracy is like the experience of life itself-always changing, infinite in its variety, sometimes turbulent and all the more valuable for having been tested by adversity.
Jimmy CarterColleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob DylanI would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
Jack LondonChildren are our most valuable natural resource.
Herbert HooverMine is better than ours.
Benjamin FranklinI never had a speech from my father ‚this is what you must do or shouldn’t do‘ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
Adam SandlerMilitary justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho MarxThe spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.
Thomas JeffersonNo matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.
H. L. MenckenI never admire another’s fortune so much that I became dissatisfied with my own.
Marcus Tullius CiceroNo rapper in the world from Jay-Z to Tupac to Biggie has 100 percent love on everything they do.
J. ColeSo many people are looking at what’s wrong, and I try to encourage them to look at what’s right in their life. A lot of people have it a lot worse than you do.
Joel OsteenNothing is more precious than independence and liberty.
Ho Chi MinhAs a Western, ‚The Magnificent Seven‘ was a pretty good film. I don’t think it was as interesting or as multi-faceted as ‚Seven Samurai.‘
George LucasMusic is like film to me.
The WeekndIf you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
Steven Wright‚Kiss Land‘ is like a horror movie.
The WeekndObama’s not Jesus. He can’t walk on water.
Mr. TIs it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other?
George EliotWe believe that according the name ‚investors‘ to institutions that trade actively is like calling someone who repeatedly engages in one-night stands a ‚romantic.‘
Warren BuffettMeasures must always in a progressive society be held superior to men, who are after all imperfect instruments, working for their fulfilment.
Mahatma GandhiHe does it with better grace, but I do it more natural.
William ShakespeareThe opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.
H. L. MenckenI never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.
Alexander HamiltonThere are not a few among the disciples of charity who require, in their vocation, scarcely less excitement than the votaries of pleasure in theirs.
Charles DickensWriting music is just like writing a book.
Billie EilishIt is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we are the more gentle and quiet we become towards the defects of others.
Joseph AddisonIt’s a nice reader, but there’s nothing on the iPad I look at and say, ‚Oh, I wish Microsoft had done it.‘
Bill GatesYou might say that Lyndon Johnson is a cross between a Baptist preacher and a cowboy.
Lyndon B. JohnsonThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will RogersParticularly Instagram, people look like they have a much better life than they really do. People basically seem like they are way better-looking than they really are, and they are way happier-seeming than they really are.
Elon MuskA countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin FranklinYou’re beautiful, like a May fly.
Ernest Hemingway