Adam Sandler Quotes

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn’t like that.

SNL is a home. You’ve got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it’s a great time.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

When I’m around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you’re supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don’t have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don’t pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?

I sang a song at my sister’s wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you’re living your life. I wouldn’t compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it’s about a man who doesn’t appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone’s grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I’ve been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I’m driving, I hear I’m a moron. I like being a moron.

I’m not comfortable being around too many people. I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don’t always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

My sisters are stronger and my brother’s bigger than me.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.

With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.

I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.

I know I want to always do the best I can.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

Through my films I’m eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don’t know if I’m ever going to get there, but I’m slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I’m 85, I’ll look back and say, ‚All right, that about sums it up.‘

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

Girls are soft and pretty.

Well, we’re living in a material world, and I’m a material girl… or boy.

Well I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

My name is Adam Sandler. I’m not particularly talented. I’m not particularly good-looking. And yet I’m a multi-millionaire.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

I don’t know what drives me to succeed.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don’t notice they’re getting made fun of. So they’ll say something back that’s not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I’d make one that I can’t get yelled at for.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

I’m filthy rich!

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing ‚Maria‘ from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.

I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.

When you’re around the kids, you feel like you act the most grown up just because you’re supposed to lead. I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

I’m not looking to get away from anything. I like what I’ve done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

As a kid, I’d go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I’d be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

My father wasn’t perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‚One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.‘ That wasn’t on my mind.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I’m 31 now. I think I’m beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.

I never had a speech from my father ‚this is what you must do or shouldn’t do‘ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

It’s nice when little teams win.

I can handle pain.

I don’t think about that. I wasn’t a kid growing up saying one day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn’t on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do.

I grew up cursing a lot.

We just bought this house. It’s too big. It’s like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It’s just too big.