A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
Joseph AddisonMy son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it’s feet first!
Henny YoungmanGive every man thy ear, but few thy voice.
William ShakespeareNever invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
Gilbert K. ChestertonI’m odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
Angelina JolieYou know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.
John SteinbeckI always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar WildeI like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.
Kurt CobainHe that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other.
Francis BaconDignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of coat and waistcoat than some people imagine.
Charles DickensIt’s my old girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained.
Charles DickensNever interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon BonaparteWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
George Bernard ShawWhen you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it’s best to let him run.
Abraham LincolnThere’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‚I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.‘
Jerry SeinfeldThe advice I’ve been giving to people all my life – that you may not be interested in the dialectic but the dialectic is interested in you; you can’t give up politics, it won’t give you up – was the advice I should have been taking myself.
Christopher HitchensSometimes the poor are praised for being thrifty. But to recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.
Oscar WildeOlder and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.
Jimmy BuffettThe time to take counsel of your fears is before you make an important battle decision. That’s the time to listen to every fear you can imagine! When you have collected all the facts and fears and made your decision, turn off all your fears and go ahead!
George S. PattonIf the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
Winston ChurchillI think dress, hairstyle and make-up are the crucial factors in projecting an attractive persona and give one the chance to enhance one’s best physical features.
Vivienne WestwoodIn Hollywood a girl’s virtue is much less important than her hairdo.
Marilyn MonroeI am not handsome or sexy. Of course, it’s not like I am hopeless.
Keanu ReevesPolitics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it.
Thomas JeffersonKeep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin FranklinJump out the window if you are the object of passion. Flee it if you feel it. Passion goes, boredom remains.
Coco ChanelNo one wants advice – only corroboration.
John SteinbeckRemember this, folks – I am a Hillbilly, and I don’t always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.
Hunter S. ThompsonI don’t notice anybody unless they look great, and every now and again they do, and they are usually 70.
Vivienne WestwoodMy mother told me to be a lady. And for her, that meant be your own person, be independent.
Ruth Bader GinsburgI owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
Gilbert K. ChestertonWhen in doubt, don’t.
Benjamin FranklinThere are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
Dale CarnegieThere is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man’s self.
Francis BaconIf you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn’t do anything to you, but since you aren’t wise, you need us who are old.
Martin LutherA man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
Oscar WildeBe sincere; be brief; be seated.
Franklin D. RooseveltJudges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.
Francis BaconI didn’t like the way I looked in pictures – when I saw myself on a digital camera, I was like, ‚Eesh.‘
The WeekndAll of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school – my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program.
Mark ZuckerbergNever contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself.
ConfuciusParticularly Instagram, people look like they have a much better life than they really do. People basically seem like they are way better-looking than they really are, and they are way happier-seeming than they really are.
Elon MuskThere was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.
William ShakespeareHe that won’t be counseled can’t be helped.
Benjamin FranklinWhen we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaThe only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will RogersIn words, as fashions, the same rule will hold; Alike fantastic, if too new, or old: Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
Alexander PopeIt is easy to be beautiful; it is difficult to appear so.
Hosea BallouPolitical language… is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
George OrwellNever give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
ConfuciusIf you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.
Bill GatesAh! yes, I know: those who see me rarely trust my word: I must look too intelligent to keep it.
Jean-Paul SartreIt is not once nor twice but times without number that the same ideas make their appearance in the world.
AristotleI still derive immense pleasure from remembering how many hod-carrying brickies were encouraged to put on lurex tights and mince up and down the high street, having been assured by know-it-alls like me that a smidgen of blusher really attracted the birds.
David BowieThere is a time to take counsel of your fears, and there is a time to never listen to any fear.
George S. PattonIf you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.
George Bernard ShawBeauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.
Ralph Waldo EmersonIt’s disgusting, but my father taught me when your mouth gets dry, just suck the sweat out of your own jersey. There’s no bravado to any of it; it’s just a disgusting little trick.
Kobe BryantThe fact that our task is exactly commensurate with our life gives it the appearance of being infinite.
Franz KafkaIn a magazine, one can get – from cover to cover – 15 to 20 different ideas about life and how to live it.
Maya Angelou