And I love a scary movie. It makes your toes curl and it’s not you going through it.

I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.

Football games are on TV, and it doesn’t affect stadium attendance at all. It’s the same with movies. People who really love movies and like to go out on a Saturday night will go to the movie theater.

My music is a luxury.

My goal is to entertain myself and others.

Movies are fun, but they are no cure for cancer.

I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I’ll go for the gross-out. I’m not proud.

My philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.

The sound and music are 50% of the entertainment in a movie.

Writers and books are cheap dates, especially when you compare the cost of a book with a ticket to the opera – or an NHL game.

Wrestling is intimate. You can reach out and touch the wrestlers.

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.

I don’t get bored.

Growing up I didn’t watch movies.

I like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.

Comedy Central was a great network, but ‚Chappelle’s Show‘ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‚Chappelle‘ reruns. For BET, the ‚Real Husbands of Hollywood‘ has that same potential.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

TV’s a big deal in prison. A big deal. People watch it nonstop.

Anybody that doesn’t like Cardi B a hater!

Man, I really like Vegas.

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood.

I don’t spend too much time on my phone, laptop or television. However, I do occasionally watch documentaries and shows on streaming platforms.

It just seems there’s better things to do in your life than be on television if it’s not interesting, if it’s not challenging, if it’s not fun. You know? When it stops being those things for me, I’ll stop making television.

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

Pop is totally results-oriented and there is a very strong feedback loop.

You entertain people who are satisfied. Hungry people can’t be entertained – or people who are afraid. You can’t entertain a man who has no food.

I know that if I had a television in my flat I would convince myself that everything on it was really interesting. I would say, ‚I’m a Celebrity – Get Me Out of Here!‘ is so sociologically fascinating that I think I’d better watch.

I like Cardi B!

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

I learned how important it is to entertain people and give them a reason to come and watch you play.

My shows are not narratives.

I don’t think comedy will ever die.

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage… You start to think that you’re Tom Jones.

You can always think of something like the Xbox 360 as a super set-top box that can do everything the set-top box does, but then have the graphics to do the games as well.

It’s really fun to be on stage in front of people.

I work hard for the audience. It’s entertainment. I don’t need validation.

I used to rush home to see ‚Match Of The Day.‘ Whatever I was doing, I wouldn’t miss it.

Those movies sure got me into a rut.

I don’t know who I touch and who I don’t. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don’t have any secrets. I don’t know the reasons I’ve been so well received.

There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I don’t really think most people really understand what they’ve seen.

Since childhood, I’ve been a clown. I’ve always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It’s my original self.

The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don’t like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around.

I don’t want people at my shows to come out and say, ‚I just saw a cool show.‘ I want them to say, ‚I had fun at the show.‘ I want it to be a collaborative thing and be part of the audience and have them be part of me. I try to interact with everyone there and have them be equal to me because they are.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

WWE is a space where I thrived, and I loved, and I still do. I love connecting with an audience; that is the greatest thing about going back to WWE.

You make ‚em, I amuse ‚em.

I’m Mickey Mouse. They don’t know who’s inside the suit.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

The best book, like the best speech, will do it all – make us laugh, think, cry and cheer – preferably in that order.

If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.

People are using Windows PCs more than they watch TV now.

I absolutely want to have a career where you make’em laugh and make’em cry. It’s all theater.

I saw MotoGP on TV first, before I saw F1 and other types of car racing. It’s what I got more into. It was cool, there was good, exciting racing.

Seeing a live Kenny Chesney show, you know what you’re going to get. You know it’s going to be an all-day party.

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

The celebrity-chef thing, even at its worst, its most annoying, its silliest, its goofiest, its most egregious and cynical, has been a good thing.