Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There’s entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.
Jerry SeinfeldI think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the Scriptures, but with experiments, and demonstrations.
Galileo GalileiImmigration laws are the only laws that are discussed in terms of how to help people who break them.
Thomas SowellI think the whole stigma of ‚black movies‘ is slowly being lost. When you look at movies like ’12 Years A Slave,‘ to ‚The Butler,‘ to ‚The Best Man,‘ to ‚Ride Along,‘ to even ‚Think Like a Man‘ from last year – these movies are just good movies.
Kevin HartI’ve had this terrible stomach problem for years, and that has made touring difficult. People would see me sitting in the corner by myself looking sick and gloomy. The reason is that I was trying to fight against the stomach pain, trying to hold my food down. People looked me and assumed I was some kind of addict.
Kurt CobainI would never say I was an icon, but so many people have said I am, so I suppose I am. I mean, I can’t not be what everyone says I am. But I don’t feel like an icon.
Jane GoodallHe was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Woody AllenThe worst times were the years I was alone. The image to the public entering the courtroom was eight men, of a certain size, and then this little woman sitting to the side. That was not a good image for the public to see.
Ruth Bader GinsburgBecoming famous was never what I wanted to do. There’s a lot of things that come with fame – it’s what people in the limelight have to do.
Bruno MarsI shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Adam SandlerI think there ought to be some serious discussion by smart people, really smart people, about whether or not proliferation of things like The Smoking Gun and TMZ and YouTube and the whole celebrity culture is healthy.
Stephen KingBecause people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another’s money. Idiots!
Arthur SchopenhauerOne thing I have learned in my painful career as a gambler is that bragging when you get lucky and win a few games will plunge you into gloom and unacceptable beatings very soon. It happens every time.
Hunter S. ThompsonYou create a community with music, not just at concerts but by talking about it with your friends.
David ByrneLosers are people who are afraid of losing.
Robert KiyosakiA celebrated people lose dignity upon a closer view.
Napoleon BonaparteThere’s no doubt that usually a president’s public image is enhanced by going to war. That never did appeal to me.
Jimmy CarterThere is always room for losers in the football business. They are the mother’s milk of gambling, and why not? Somebody has to do it, or there won’t be any winners.
Hunter S. ThompsonI’m a singer, not a politician, and I think you don’t want the two to get confused. It’s not OK to be on CNN talking about people starving and then tell the interviewer that your new album is coming out in six months.
BonoI don’t think it is so difficult to solve the problems between Cuba and the United States; it all depends on whether there is a dialogue, a discussion, or if the prejudices and hatred of people like the extremists and terrorists from the Cuban community, who try to impose their policies, prevail.
Fidel CastroThere is no gambling like politics.
Benjamin DisraeliWe have language and they do not. Chimps communicate by embracing, patting, looking – all these things. And they have lots of sounds. But they cannot sit and discuss. They cannot teach about things that are not present, as far as we know.
Jane GoodallThere was a stool there, and some fella kept asking me if I wanted to sit down. When I saw the stool sitting there, it gave me the idea. I’ll just put the stool out there and I’ll talk to Mr. Obama and ask him why he didn’t keep all of the promises he made to everybody.
Clint EastwoodI wanted to write when I was young, but people said it was impossible. Then my parents locked me in a mental institution – they said I was crazy and would never make a living from writing.
Paulo CoelhoRemember this, folks – I am a Hillbilly, and I don’t always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.
Hunter S. ThompsonThe AIDS is a disease that is hard to talk about.
Bill GatesI love argument, I love debate. I don’t expect anyone just to sit there and agree with me, that’s not their job.
Margaret ThatcherMarch is a month without mercy for rabid basketball fans. There is no such thing as a ‚gentleman gambler‘ when the Big Dance rolls around. All sheep will be fleeced, all fools will be punished severely… There are no Rules when the deal goes down in the final weeks of March. Even your good friends will turn into monsters.
Hunter S. ThompsonBeing a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.
Marilyn MonroeI have long understood that losing always comes with the territory when you wander into the gambling business, just as getting crippled for life is an acceptable risk in the linebacker business. They both are extremely violent sports, and pain is part of the bargain. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Hunter S. ThompsonIn Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Steven WrightIt seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer’s you are an old fart. That’s how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.
Terry PratchettSeptember 11 shocked many Americans into an awareness that they had better pay much closer attention to what the U.S. government does in the world and how it is perceived. Many issues have been opened for discussion that were not on the agenda before. That’s all to the good.
Noam ChomskyLeaders in all spheres who are living with HIV should be encouraged, not coerced, to lead by example and disclose their HIV status.
Nelson MandelaWIth football you can have up to 28 guys you consider starters, and if they can pick up the slack when some aren’t playing so well, you don’t have to turn those two game losing streaks into six-game losing streaks.
Tom BradyVictory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today’s winners are tomorrow’s blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.
Hunter S. ThompsonAIDS itself is subject to incredible stigma.
Bill GatesIn one case out of a hundred a point is excessively discussed because it is obscure; in the ninety-nine remaining it is obscure because it is excessively discussed.
Edgar Allan PoeThere are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart.
Hunter S. ThompsonIt’s not morbid to talk about death. Most people don’t worry about death, they worry about a bad death.
Terry PratchettThe secular argument, or the liberal argument, is to as much as possible remove taboos so things do not become unmentionable; to let some air into the discussion.
Christopher HitchensIf we do discover a complete theory, it should be in time understandable in broad principle by everyone. Then we shall all, philosophers, scientists, and just ordinary people be able to take part in the discussion of why we and the universe exist.
Stephen HawkingDialogue means debates and everyone’s point of view.
Kevin HartGambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces.
Hunter S. ThompsonIt’s vulgar, coming from where I do, to talk about money.
Gordon RamsayThere is hardly such a thing as a war in which it makes no difference who wins. Nearly always one side stands more or less for progress, the other side more or less for reaction.
George OrwellIllegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan QuayleWithout gambling, I would not exist.
Hunter S. ThompsonGreat minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor RooseveltThe Roman Curia has its defects, but it seems to me that people often overemphasize its defects and talk too little about the health of the many religious and laypeople who work there.
Pope FrancisWhenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.
H. L. MenckenThis administration is going to be cussed and discussed for years to come.
Harry S. TrumanNo one knows what to say in the loser’s locker room.
Muhammad AliTime travel was once considered scientific heresy, and I used to avoid talking about it for fear of being labelled a ‚crank.‘
Stephen Hawking