A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand a broader mark for sorrow; but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too.

A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.

Animation offers a medium of story telling and visual entertainment which can bring pleasure and information to people of all ages everywhere in the world.

If one oversteps the bounds of moderation, the greatest pleasures cease to please.

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.

I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

We cannot be more sensitive to pleasure without being more sensitive to pain.

I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex.

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

I’m a workin‘ girl.

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

I don’t have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what’s appropriate or attractive.

If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

In everything, satiety closely follows the greatest pleasures.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Nothing is more terrible than to see ignorance in action.

The woman that deliberates is lost.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount.

Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination, because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise, gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which it was not before possessed.

The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she runs away from herself.

Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain.

I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies – it is the first law of nature.

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

I were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion.

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

The choicest pleasures of life lie within the ring of moderation.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells.

If merely ‚feeling good‘ could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.

If we weren’t all crazy, we’d just go insane.

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child!

All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.

Sweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

A man makes you feel important – makes you glad you are a woman.

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.

The valiant never taste of death but once.

The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.

Naturally, there are times when every woman likes to be flattered… to feel she is the most important thing in someone’s world. Only a man can paint this picture.

Life is either a great adventure or nothing.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

The ear is the avenue to the heart.

I must be cruel, only to be kind.

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don’t need an enemy.

It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them.

Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.

If everything isn’t black and white, I say, ‚Why the hell not?‘

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

If a man has not discovered something that he will die for, he isn’t fit to live.

The earth laughs in flowers.

For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.