A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

We want our marriage to be a triumph, not a tragedy.

You know, God has some really weird kids, and I find it hard to be in their company most of the time.

I don’t like people going behind my back.

But, you know, it’s still a drag to get your picture taken when you’re eating a sandwich. It’s a downer.

My personal telephone book is a book of the dead now. I’m so old. Almost all of my friends have died, and I don’t have the guts to take their names out of the book.

I remember the first time I heard a teenager say ‚LOL.‘ Just what? But it means ‚laugh.‘ Why don’t you just laugh? What are you doing?

It is impossible to love and to be wise.

What’s really hard is that you could care a lot for someone and not want to live with him anymore.

My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.

If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.

Love is a better teacher than duty.

I wouldn’t say that anyone in fashion is on my side. I don’t think there’s anyone on my side.

The worst solitude is to have no real friendships.

Those who hate you don’t win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.

Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbour to have them through envy.

He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy.

I’m a girls‘ girl. I have guy friends, but the problem with having guy friends is, like, I always get linked to them, and they’ll end up in a slideshow of people I’ve apparently dated on the Internet.

Every once in a while I get the highly inappropriate proposal which is like, ‚Wow, Really! You don’t even know me and I don’t know you at all, and you want that to happen? Tonight? Ok, I get off work at 7.30.‘

I think there are things that are based in your own dealings with someone that is a personal dealing, not a public dealing. Because you have personal experiences.

I feel like I’m the kind of guy that would have kids before getting married. The first thing would be kids.

A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

I’ve just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that’s the record.

It is the most sensual men who need to flee women and torment their bodies.

I do all my own stunts. I’m kidding.

Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.

Friendship with ones self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.

I think any man who lets a woman pick what he should wear… I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere as a man. I see these guys, ‚My wife told me to wear this!‘ And I just shake my head.

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them.

Distance does not decide who is your brother and who is not. The church is going to have to become the conscience of the free market if it’s to have any meaning in this world – and stop being its apologist.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

When we turn to one another for counsel we reduce the number of our enemies.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.

I’ve had moments when I’ve thought about somebody, picked up the phone to call them and they are on the line already, and I think that maybe there’s some vibration, some connection.

There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.

The Bible is clear – God’s definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.

My problem was my inability to spend much time at home. I thought my family was secure, so I went running around everyplace else. I guess I had more of an effect on other people’s kids than I did my own.

Rituals are important. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip.

When I say I’m going to take care of a woman, I don’t just mean physically or sexually or romantically. I’m going to take care of her emotionally and spiritually. I’m going to take care of her in all ways. I take a lot of pride in that today.

I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Basically, when you get to my age, you’ll really measure your success in life by how many of the people you want to have love you actually do love you.

I don’t think it’s possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.

Never be the only one, except, possibly, in your own home.

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.

I’ve married somebody who I knew for 14 years. So, I’m just living with a friend. All through my ups and downs in football, from winning the I-League to losing the ISL final, she has been a source of great support.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

Women may fall when there’s no strength in men.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

I boldly assert, in fact I think I know, that a lot of friendships and connections absolutely depend upon a sort of shared language, or slang. Not necessarily designed to exclude others, this can establish a certain comity and, even after a long absence, re-establish it in a second.

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.

When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you.

I spend a lot of time just, you know, with my girlfriend and my dog. And I mean, we don’t have a lot of furniture in our house, so it’s really simple. And we’re trying to build products for everyone in the world, right. And you don’t want to get isolated to do that.

I’ve never been a boyfriend kind of girl.

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.