I always wanted to be a father and thought it would be great, but it just took the right woman and the right time to make it all happen.
Matthew McConaugheyWhen I get married, it’ll be no secret.
Elvis PresleyLove is a really scary thing, and you never know what’s going to happen. It’s one of the most beautiful things in life, but it’s one of the most terrifying. It’s worth the fear because you have more knowledge, experience, you learn from people, and you have memories.
Ariana GrandeI think everyone should approach relationships from the perspective of playing it straight and giving someone the benefit of the doubt. Until he establishes that this is a game. And if it’s a game, you need to win. The best thing to do is just walk away from the table.
Taylor SwiftGo up close to your friend, but do not go over to him! We should also respect the enemy in our friend.
Friedrich NietzscheThe thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth.
Charles BukowskiWishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
AristotleI will never be happy without having someone. Going to sleep alone kills me.
Elon MuskDeceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
Oscar WildeConstant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust, and hostility to evaporate.
Albert SchweitzerI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho MarxSomeone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma BombeckWhenever a fellow tells me he’s bipartisan, I know he’s going to vote against me.
Harry S. TrumanIf at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.
Henny YoungmanPeople like music when they’re in love, but they don’t need it as much. You need music when you’re missing someone or you’re pining for someone or you’re forgetting someone or you’re trying to process what just happened.
Taylor SwiftRelationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it’s a green light.
Taylor SwiftLove is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.
Maya AngelouA man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. MenckenIt is easy to say how we love new friends, and what we think of them, but words can never trace out all the fibers that knit us to the old.
George EliotFrisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George CarlinFriend, there’s no greater investment in life than in being a people builder. Relationships are more important than our accomplishments.
Joel OsteenBisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody AllenLove always ends differently and it always begins differently – especially with me.
Taylor SwiftI have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho MarxI learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman’s skillet and the man’s ax-helve.
Abraham LincolnSarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
Fyodor DostoevskySo many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I’ll say, ‚That’s right, keep the same haircut for ten years.‘ How fun is that?
Tom BradyWhen I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‚Did you sleep good?‘ I said ‚No, I made a few mistakes.‘
Steven WrightI’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Groucho MarxA lot of times, people make other people responsible for their joy: ‚You’re not making me happy, you’re not doing this, you’re not doing that.‘
Joyce MeyerI would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
George Bernard ShawPerhaps, as some wit remarked, the best proof that there is Intelligent Life in Outer Space is the fact it hasn’t come here. Well, it can’t hide forever – one day we will overhear it.
Arthur C. ClarkeBetter a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William ShakespeareOne hearty laugh together will bring enemies into a closer communion of heart than hours spent on both sides in inward wrestling with the mental demon of uncharitable feeling.
William JamesPerhaps people like us cannot love. Ordinary people can – that is their secret.
Hermann HesseGreat loves too must be endured.
Coco ChanelIf you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.
Haruki MurakamiI was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
George CarlinPolitics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it.
Thomas JeffersonLove is a serious mental disease.
PlatoAnybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
EminemI hate to be smart.
Paulo CoelhoAll men hate the nagging.
Kevin HartWe are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Will RogersEven the rich are hungry for love, for being cared for, for being wanted, for having someone to call their own.
Mother TeresaThe greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.
Jerry SeinfeldI was adored once too.
William ShakespeareI’ll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
Kanye WestMy wife has about everything I can think of.
Billy GrahamEight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent.
Terry PratchettIt is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other.
Samuel JohnsonOne can love a child, perhaps, more deeply than one can love another adult, but it is rash to assume that the child feels any love in return.
George OrwellSo far is it from being true that men are naturally equal, that no two people can be half an hour together, but one shall acquire an evident superiority over the other.
Samuel JohnsonWhen your mother asks, ‚Do you want a piece of advice?‘ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
Erma BombeckWives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.
Francis BaconThe worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That’s why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, ‚Bye!‘
Jerry SeinfeldOften, little situations trigger enormous reactions. Be there, present for it. Your partner will find it easier to see it in you, and you will find it easier to see it in them.
Eckhart TolleLove is an interesting thing. Perhaps I’ve never been in love before – I don’t really know? I think I have. I guess it’s subjective in that way.
Lady GagaMy son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it’s feet first!
Henny YoungmanTrue friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde