Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

I spend my money on my props and my creations. I’m an inventor.

I believe – we all pay taxes. I’m happy to pay it, but I hate to have it abused, money wasted, no accountability. That’s going to bother you.

Some people, through luck and skill, end up with a lot of assets. If you’re good at kicking a ball, writing software, investing in stocks, it pays extremely well.

Don’t bring your need to the marketplace, bring your skill. If you don’t feel well, tell your doctor, but not the marketplace. If you need money, go to the bank, but not the marketplace.

I follow three rules: Do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care.

Money doesn’t mean anything to me. I’ve made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important.

You know people talk about federal money as if it falls from heaven. You know we thank heaven for it, but it came out of people’s pockets – and I’ve driven all over Washington, D.C., I cannot find the money tree.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.

Our favorite holding period is forever.

Remember that credit is money.

I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

What we need to understand is that when traditions become laws, rules, obligations and expectations others put on us that we don’t want to fulfill, then they lose real meaning and steal the joy from our lives. And if we’re too religious, we won’t be able to be led by the Holy Spirit and enjoy an intimate relationship with Him.

In ‚Unfair Advantage: The Power of Financial Education‘ and ‚Why A Students Work for C Students,‘ I reveal the secrets of the wealthy and what schools will never teach you about money.

Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.

I think any statement about stock prices is always suspect unless it’s made by Warren Buffett.

Money has to serve, not to rule.

Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, ‚Too much of a good thing can be wonderful‘.

Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil. Capital in some form or other will always be needed.

I’m a bit like the Queen in that I don’t carry much cash.

I haven’t been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I’ve been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don’t blow money. I don’t have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I’ve already had that experience.

Obey the principles without being bound by them.

Integrity has no need of rules.

The Internet offers opportunities that are more unique than ever before. With TV, I know I’m making 22 minutes; I know there’s a commercial in the middle. With the Internet, no one knows anything. No rules.

It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

Many U.S. investors are already investing overseas rather than at home.

I find the difference, for me, between having no money and having quite a bit is that the bills get bigger. And that’s it. The lifestyle doesn’t change.

Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.

He does not possess wealth; it possesses him.

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter.

I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for a landslide.

If I hadn’t given my money away, I’d have had more than anyone else on the planet.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

Tax season always means a deluge of tax advice. Unfortunately, most of it is futile and lightweight.

The rules are there for a reason.

There is no rule more invariable than that we are paid for our suspicions by finding what we suspect.

If I’d observed all the rules, I’d never have got anywhere.

Every dollar I made from DJing, I put into my videos, promotion – everything.

If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.

Well, I think that California has had a history of always spending more money than it takes in.

A penny saved is two pence clear.

Only buy something that you’d be perfectly happy to hold if the market shut down for 10 years.

Wide diversification is only required when investors do not understand what they are doing.

I don’t invest in ideas because ideas are a dime a dozen. I could steal the idea pretty quickly.

Finding good partners is the key to success in anything: in business, in marriage and, especially, in investing.

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I’m making like it’s the last time I’m going to make it.

Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rules and equations. What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe?

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

One of the reasons so many people get burned in the market is because they start buying as they see prices going up.

I think that I know the value of a dollar.

Jim Cramer is a very smart man. I watch his show. I just do not follow his advice.

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket.

Time is money.

Money without brains is always dangerous.

Don’t hold against me that I don’t own – that I don’t own a single stock or bond. Don’t hold it – I have no savings accounts.

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is not to forget the first rule.