There was once a caustic comment from someone suggesting I was breeding a new race. Fans from different countries have married, amazing things like that. I’ve been to some of the weddings. I went to one here the other day, a pagan ceremony.

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives‘ mouths.

I like actors very much, but to marry one would be like marrying your brother. You look too much alike in the mirror.

I used to live with my grandmother. I used to wonder why the other kids in school went home with their mothers and fathers. I wanted to be the guy that got married. I wanted to be the guy with the children and the white picket fence. I never had that.

Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

Part of me feels you can’t say you were truly in love if it didn’t last. If I end up getting married and having kids, that’s when I’ll know it’s real – because it lasted.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

I don’t think marriage is a civil right, but I think that being able to transfer property is a civil right.

You don’t sign up for a divorce when you get married. It’s very painful. But it’s taught me a great deal about myself.

Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.

Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.

My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.

My wife and I are very affectionate.

I’ve been known to have a good step or two. I’m half Samoan, you know, and part of our culture is singing and dancing daily.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

When people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage.

I have noticed… that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women.

It’s hard for anybody who’s been with me not to feel starved for affection when I’m making love to my ideas. Maybe it’s not meant for me to settle down and be married.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

I don’t think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

If I’d married someone in show business, there’d be too much competition.

In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one’s rights and double one’s duties.

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

I took the vow of celibacy in 1906. I had not shared my thoughts with my wife until then, but only consulted her at the time of making the vow. She had no objection.

Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.

I’ve been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

Marriage is scary to me, man.

Rituals are important. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

I had real plans for my next decade and felt I’d worked hard enough to earn it. Will I really not live to see my children married? To watch the World Trade Center rise again? To read – if not indeed write – the obituaries of elderly villains like Henry Kissinger and Joseph Ratzinger?

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it’s absolutely true.

I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me ‚understand‘ something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.

Never marry someone in hope that they’ll change later.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

When I get married, it’ll be no secret.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

I really thought I was on the way out. My husband Blake saved my life. Often I don’t know what I do, then the next day the memory returns. And then I am engulfed in shame.

There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic – you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

I’ve married somebody who I knew for 14 years. So, I’m just living with a friend. All through my ups and downs in football, from winning the I-League to losing the ISL final, she has been a source of great support.

In our ecclesiastical region there are priests who don’t baptize the children of single mothers because they weren’t conceived in the sanctity of marriage. These are today’s hypocrites. Those who clericalize the church. Those who separate the people of God from salvation.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman’s skillet and the man’s ax-helve.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Married or single, you sisters possess distinctive capabilities and special intuition you have received as gifts from God. We brethren cannot duplicate your unique influence.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.