When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
Friedrich NietzscheThere is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
C. S. LewisSee, people are watching you. Especially your children. They’re taking in every single thing you do. They are like video cameras with legs. And they are always in the record mode. They learn more from what you do than from what you say.
Joel OsteenHusbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Marilyn MonroeRemember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.I’m typically single. I’m the girl who – I call it girl-next-door-itis – the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating.
Taylor SwiftWhen I get married, it’ll be no secret.
Elvis PresleyWit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark TwainYoungsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Erma BombeckTen people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
Napoleon BonaparteNothing new here, except my marrying, which to me is a matter of profound wonder.
Abraham LincolnActually, to be an effective person politically in this country, I think you have to be thirty or over, and also you have to be rich, well-placed, you have to be close to power. And I don’t think that young people, because they look young, can do much, as I think they are counterproductive.
Kurt VonnegutWe want our marriage to be a triumph, not a tragedy.
Joyce MeyerDivorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
VoltaireMarriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.
George EliotThe only really happy folk are married women and single men.
H. L. MenckenWhen I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.
Kevin HartFor it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
H. L. MenckenArthur Miller wouldn’t have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Marilyn MonroeMarriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Abraham LincolnWhat is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
George Bernard ShawThere’s a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.
Dave GrohlNothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
Samuel JohnsonWhen our governments want to sell us a course of action, they do it by making sure it’s the only thing on the agenda, the only thing everyone’s talking about. And they pre-load the ensuing discussion with highly selected images, devious and prejudicial language, dubious linkages, weak or false ‚intelligence‘ and selected ‚leaks.‘
Brian EnoThe good opinion of mankind, like the lever of Archimedes, with the given fulcrum, moves the world.
Thomas JeffersonI’ll tell you one thing, since I’m married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
Jerry SeinfeldJack Kerouac influenced me quite a bit as a writer… in the Arab sense that the enemy of my enemy was my friend.
Hunter S. ThompsonMy mother was born in Baltimore, and before her marriage, she was an artist and teacher of art.
J. Robert OppenheimerBasically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
Woody AllenMarriage is this grand madness, and I think if people knew that, they would perhaps take it more seriously.
BonoIt is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friedrich NietzscheThe trend of opinion among eugenists is that we must make marriage more difficult. Certainly no one who is not a desirable parent should be permitted to produce progeny.
Nikola TeslaA teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Henry AdamsI had real plans for my next decade and felt I’d worked hard enough to earn it. Will I really not live to see my children married? To watch the World Trade Center rise again? To read – if not indeed write – the obituaries of elderly villains like Henry Kissinger and Joseph Ratzinger?
Christopher HitchensWhere there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin FranklinLittle children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
George EliotMad or glad, Mr. Reagan is head over heels in love with Mrs. Reagan and can’t even imagine a world without her – He loves her.
Ronald ReaganWhen people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage.
Kevin HartMotivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it.
Dwight D. EisenhowerThe public doesn’t mind people living together without being married, providing they don’t overdo it.
Marilyn MonroeThe influence of a mother upon the lives of her children cannot be measured. They know and absorb her example and attitudes when it comes to questions of honesty, temperance, kindness, and industry.
Billy GrahamMarriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
H. L. MenckenI feel like I’m the kind of guy that would have kids before getting married. The first thing would be kids.
The WeekndMen are only as good as their technical development allows them to be.
George OrwellWhen we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
Gilbert K. ChestertonI give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture.
William ShakespeareKids are watching us. I experience it every single day. They hang on my every word, what I wear, what I say.
Michelle ObamaWe shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us.
Winston ChurchillCelebrity is ridiculous and silly and it’s mad that people like me are listened to – you know, rap stars and movie stars.
BonoMoral authority is never retained by any attempt to hold on to it. It comes without seeking and is retained without effort.
Mahatma GandhiMy wife has about everything I can think of.
Billy GrahamRituals are important. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip.
John LennonIn my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, ‚Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn’t understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn’t fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn’t want it to get any worse. You’re the mother of my kids – I don’t want to hate you.‘
Kevin HartWe must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.
Dwight D. EisenhowerI’m not a marketing person. I don’t ask myself questions. I go by instinct.
Karl LagerfeldA woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
Gilbert K. ChestertonMen’s vows are women’s traitors!
William ShakespeareIt is possible for a woman to be a romantic, but also to be single and to be happy.
Taylor SwiftI have been influenced in my thinking by both west and east.
Nelson MandelaThere is no power on earth that can neutralize the influence of a high, simple and useful life.
Booker T. Washington