Jim Cramer is a very smart man. I watch his show. I just do not follow his advice.

The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted, evidently an effrontery.

In ‚Unfair Advantage: The Power of Financial Education‘ and ‚Why A Students Work for C Students,‘ I reveal the secrets of the wealthy and what schools will never teach you about money.

Dude, maybe not everyone loves ‚Glee.‘ Me included. I watched 10 minutes and it wasn’t my thing.

We can never learn too much of His will towards us, too much of His messages and His advice. The Bible is His word and its study gives at once the foundation for our faith and an inspiration to battle onward in the fight against the tempter.

You’ve got to invest in the world, you’ve got to read, you’ve got to go to art galleries, you’ve got to find out the names of plants. You’ve got to start to love the world and know about the whole genius of the human race. We’re amazing people.

I have a problem with too much money. I can’t reinvest it fast enough, and because I reinvest it, more money comes in. Yes, the rich do get richer.

During the Enron debacle, it was workers who took the pounding, not bankers. Not only did Enron employees lose their jobs, many lost their retirement savings. That’s because they were at the bottom of the investing food chain.

To get a hold on boys you must be their friend.

Investing for the poor requires participation from the entire community.

If I can give you one strong piece of advice, when you go away for that romantic weekend, whatever you do, do not accept or take the upgrade to the honeymoon suite.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.

When you make a TV show, they always say you’re a guest in someone’s home. Online, you’re a guest in someone’s face. So that’s why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I’m in your face.

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‚I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.‘

You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.

Any time an investment company has to spend heavily on advertising, it’s probably a bad business in which to invest.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

It’s disgusting, but my father taught me when your mouth gets dry, just suck the sweat out of your own jersey. There’s no bravado to any of it; it’s just a disgusting little trick.

Common sense is not so common.

If you’re in this business and you are scared, then you better do something else.

Don’t run if you can walk. Don’t walk if you can stand. Don’t stand if you can sit. Don’t sit if you can lie down.

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it’s best to let him run.

An author ought to write for the youth of his own generation, the critics of the next, and the schoolmaster of ever afterwards.

The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.

At the end of the day, the TV show is the best job in the world. I get to go anywhere I want, eat and drink whatever I want. As long as I just babble at the camera, other people will pay for it. It’s a gift.

One of the reasons so many people get burned in the market is because they start buying as they see prices going up.

I just think people should invest in the world. Don’t invest in fashion, but invest in the world.

You have to be practical. So every time I say, if you want to write a novel you have to be practical, people get bored. They are disappointed. They are expecting a more dynamic, creative, artistic thing to say. What I want to say is: you have to be practical.

We simply attempt to be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful.

As a general rule, the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information.

When in doubt, don’t.

Don’t go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you’ll land in trouble too big for you.

In business or in life, don’t follow the wagon tracks too closely.

I never give advice unless someone asks me for it. One thing I’ve learned, and possibly the only advice I have to give, is to not be that person giving out unsolicited advice based on your own personal experience.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment.

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

Counsel with your parents is a privilege at any age.

In a magazine, one can get – from cover to cover – 15 to 20 different ideas about life and how to live it.

An active investor is someone who actually lives off their investments as opposed to wages from a job.

Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

Politics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it.

I will say this: one of the things that is a pain when you’re expecting children is how much advice unsolicited people give you when you’re not asking for it.

In words, as fashions, the same rule will hold; Alike fantastic, if too new, or old: Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.

It’s far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price.

I’m used to seeing it, but it’s weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it’s kind of surreal to have one in your house.

People who lie to themselves about investing are the same as overweight people who blame their genes for their obesity.

I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience of winning political debates. But I don’t have that experience. My only experience is at losing them.

Be sincere; be brief; be seated.

I haven’t gone out of my way to seek advice from people I don’t know.

It was high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, ‚always do what you are afraid to do.‘

Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, ‚Too much of a good thing can be wonderful‘.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!

Beware of geeks bearing formulas.

What I invest in, while not risky for me, may be too risky for most people.

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school – my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program.

I don’t like to give advice. I like to give people information because everyone’s life is different, and everyone’s journey is different.