In the Western Church to which I belong, priests cannot be married as in the Byzantine, Ukrainian, Russian or Greek Catholic Churches. In those churches, the priests can be married, but the bishops have to be celibate. They are very good priests.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

Finding good partners is the key to success in anything: in business, in marriage and, especially, in investing.

Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.

In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, ‚Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn’t understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn’t fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn’t want it to get any worse. You’re the mother of my kids – I don’t want to hate you.‘

Married or single, you sisters possess distinctive capabilities and special intuition you have received as gifts from God. We brethren cannot duplicate your unique influence.

My family didn’t have a lot of money, so I worked my heart out to get my degrees. But the minute I graduated, suddenly everyone was asking me, ‚Well, when are you going to get married and start having kids?‘ And the truth is I had no idea how I would balance the expected role of wife and mother with a challenging career.

As a former resident with strong personal and ministry ties to the North Star State, I pray that the good people of Minnesota will show their support for God’s definition of marriage, between a man and a woman.

The public doesn’t mind people living together without being married, providing they don’t overdo it.

When it comes to our everyday habits, it’s important to ask: ‚Am I putting God first?‘

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

There’s a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and… the state in which you will find solid happiness.

The trend of opinion among eugenists is that we must make marriage more difficult. Certainly no one who is not a desirable parent should be permitted to produce progeny.

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

I don’t think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.

You don’t sign up for a divorce when you get married. It’s very painful. But it’s taught me a great deal about myself.

Men’s vows are women’s traitors!

Alimony – the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

My husband says I look like a Q-tip.

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

There will be gay couples; it will exist. It is not very nice that people who are married – who divorce in three seconds – don’t want protection for the others. The legal system should protect everyone, not just the few people who think they are above everybody else because they are married.

That’s what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he’s wise.

I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman’s skillet and the man’s ax-helve.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Mad or glad, Mr. Reagan is head over heels in love with Mrs. Reagan and can’t even imagine a world without her – He loves her.

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

We’re so immaturely cynical as a culture. We’re not wise enough to look at an institution like marriage and to really things about what it means and what it signifies. It signifies a place where people can tie the ropes of their lives together so that they’re stronger. It signifies a place where people can tell the truth to one another.

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.

We were born with a capacity to grow, love, marry, and form families.

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family.

Remember, it’s as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.

My wife and I are very affectionate.

I married my best friend that happens to be a girl.

I just got to feel that whoever I marry has some real regard for me.

Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage.

In our ecclesiastical region there are priests who don’t baptize the children of single mothers because they weren’t conceived in the sanctity of marriage. These are today’s hypocrites. Those who clericalize the church. Those who separate the people of God from salvation.

He knows my limitations and where I’m a good wife and a good mom.

I feel like I’m the kind of guy that would have kids before getting married. The first thing would be kids.

To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.

I used to live with my grandmother. I used to wonder why the other kids in school went home with their mothers and fathers. I wanted to be the guy that got married. I wanted to be the guy with the children and the white picket fence. I never had that.

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Solemnity is proper in church, but things that are proper in church are not necessarily proper outside, and vice versa. For example, I can say a prayer while washing my teeth, but that does not mean I should wash my teeth in church.

I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

My wife thinks she’s better than me at puzzles. I haven’t given in on that one yet.

I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone’s wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.