If I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don’t believe in it.
Karl LagerfeldMost of us are raised to believe we are ordinary. The anchor of the universe is present in every child. A parent only needs to guide and step aside and let them fulfill their dharma. Help children remember that they can do or be anything.
Wayne DyerMy parents pretty much realized that I would do whatever I wanted, and that was it, really.
Amy WinehouseI did have two dads; one was a socialist, and one was a capitalist. I really decided I would rather be a capitalist.
Robert KiyosakiThere was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
Ralph Waldo EmersonThere is a ‚sanctity‘ involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.
James BaldwinI will say this: one of the things that is a pain when you’re expecting children is how much advice unsolicited people give you when you’re not asking for it.
Matthew McConaugheyMy experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about – having kids, traveling, going through relationship problems, dealing with things in my own family. All that stuff builds character.
Kevin HartBut now, being a parent, I go home and see my son and I forget about any mistake I ever made or the reason I’m upset. I get home and my son is smiling or he comes running to me. It has just made me grow as an individual and grow as a man.
LeBron JamesBeing a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
Erma BombeckI didn’t start sweating until I had children. That was one of the first things I realized when my daughter Violet was born – I started getting wicked BO. You know there’s a difference between basketball BO and stress BO? This was definitely stress BO. Like, new dad BO.
Dave GrohlWalking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
Thomas JeffersonAny teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball, I think I set a terrific example of ‚Don’t do this‘ and ‚Don’t do that.‘ And that’s one of the things that I’m most proud of.
Bob UeckerDo I worry about being in the public eye and raising kids? Yeah. Any situation you’re in, you’re gonna worry about raising kids. But it’s champagne problems, too. There are people who can’t feed their kids.
Kanye WestCycling is a joy and faster than many other modes of transport, depending on the time of day. It clears the head.
David ByrnePart of my daily regime is my glucosamine and, of course, a multitude of multivitamins. Branched-chain amino acids, glutamine, of course protein. I have one protein shake a day, and that is immediately after my training.
Dwayne JohnsonMy mother insisted that her children read.
Jimmy BuffettThere is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
Erma BombeckTo lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Benjamin FranklinBecause I am a mother, I am capable of being shocked: as I never was when I was not one.
Margaret AtwoodI had a good time boxing. I enjoyed it – and I may come back.
Muhammad AliI can’t say this enough – the food that you put into your bodies can actually help you get better grades. And it can also affect your performance in sports and other activities too. You see, when you give your body the best possible fuel, you have more energy, you’re stronger, you think more quickly.
Michelle ObamaKids will remind you that, even though you’ve gone down a road 100 times, it’s brand new for them – and that’s healthy.
Matthew McConaugheyA two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Jerry SeinfeldI actually feel like women in my position, when we have all at our disposal to help us, shouldn’t complain when we consider all of the people who are really struggling and don’t have the means or support. Many people are single, raising children. That’s hard.
Angelina JolieTrain up a child in the way that he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
King SolomonEverything I do, I hope, is that I represent something, and I represent the right things to my children and give them the right sense of what they’re capable of and the world as it should be seen.
Angelina JolieI don’t like to read things that people write about me. I’d rather read what kids have to say about me because it’s not their profession to do that.
David BowieWe think it’s fun for our kids to have cameos and join us on set, but not to be actors. That’s not our goal for Brad and me at all. I think we would both prefer that they didn’t become actors.
Angelina JolieWhile I believed deeply in my husband’s vision for this country… and I was certain he would make an extraordinary President… like any mother, I was worried about what it would mean for our girls if he got that chance. How would we keep them grounded under the glare of the national spotlight?
Michelle ObamaI do not raise brats!
Abby Lee MillerI worked out a lot before I was 20. I was hard underneath. I had just a little padding. I was quilted. Always Chanel.
Karl LagerfeldI still work out on a daily basis.
Clint EastwoodNo parent is perfect; we all can look back and think of things we could’ve done to help our children be better prepared for adulthood. And sometimes it’s best to admit it to them and encourage them to learn from our mistakes.
Billy GrahamI understand the importance of bondage between parent and child.
Dan QuayleI had one incident where my daughter said that a girl asked if she was a brown person. I said, ‚We’re black. You have black people, white people, Chinese people, Hispanic people; we’re all brought up differently.‘
Kevin HartFor different roles, my condition and training and diet does alter. Depending on the role, it will really dictate the type of training I do.
Dwayne JohnsonIf you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or task they decide upon, you will have succeeded as a parent and you will have given your children the greatest of all blessings.
Brian TracyChildren sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.
Francis BaconModern cynics and skeptics… see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.
John F. KennedyWhat I tell my kids is, ‚I’m preparing you for college and for life. So, having independence, knowing how to set your own boundaries, figuring out how to make that balance. We still have screen-time rules.‘
Michelle ObamaClearly this is a tough economic time, and a lot of families are hurting. So when we talk to parents, we talk about small changes for kids and things that don’t cost extra money. Like adding water and eliminating sugary drinks and sodas. That’s going to save money right there. Or adding a few more vegetables.
Michelle ObamaI still learn, but I think it’s the best thing in life to have a kid.
Cristiano RonaldoWhen I inspire myself, I want to spread the word because its important to be healthy. I don’t think they’re teaching us enough about that. I think we should eat better and exercise. Look who’s saying that – a guy who was 300 pounds – but I’m doing a lot better than I used to. I’m letting people know its important because it makes you feel better.
DJ KhaledThe great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you’re the person who takes them to go poop!
Angelina JolieMy husband and I had to raise five of my younger brothers and sisters. They lived with us. We sent them to school.
Dolly PartonI am not someone who does a lot of exercise, so I attempt to maintain some sort of rhythm, and I think the jump rope is the funnest way. It’s easy, you can do it in your room or anywhere.
Bad BunnyThe only time my records are going to be broken is by my own spawn. I’m going be training that child out the womb.
Conor McGregorThere’s nothing like the endorphins from being fit, and the incredible endorphin rush that goes with that.
Richard BransonMy daughter doesn’t even get my humor. She’s like, ‚Um, no. I don’t get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.‘
Kevin HartGod has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave.
Francis BaconAll my stepchildren carried the burden of my fame. Sometimes they would read terrible things about me, and I’d worry about whether it would hurt them. I would tell them: ‚Don’t hide these things from me. I’d rather you ask me these things straight out, and I’ll answer all your questions.‘
Marilyn MonroeI would say the most satisfying thing actually is watching my three children each pick up on their own interests and work many more hours per week than most people that have jobs at trying to intelligently give away that money in fields that they particularly care about.
Warren BuffettThese wretched babies don’t come until they are ready.
Queen Elizabeth IIUltimately this issue is on us. We’re the ones who make the decisions about what our kids eat.
Michelle ObamaPeople have told me, ‚You shouldn’t bring your daughter onto the podium, ‚cause it’s the workplace,‘ and things like that. But I’m not gonna really listen to that. I’m gonna do what I think is fun for me and my family, and everything’ll be all right.
Stephen CurryMy friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Steven WrightI like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights.
Joel OsteenI want parents to teach that academic intelligence is essential, but so is financial intelligence.
Robert KiyosakiI have tennis shoes with little rhinestones that I slip on if I exercise. But I always wear heels, even around the house. I’m such a short little thing, I can’t reach my kitchen cabinets.
Dolly Parton