I spend a lot of time just, you know, with my girlfriend and my dog. And I mean, we don’t have a lot of furniture in our house, so it’s really simple. And we’re trying to build products for everyone in the world, right. And you don’t want to get isolated to do that.

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

My wife thinks she’s better than me at puzzles. I haven’t given in on that one yet.

I don’t throw lavish parties or nothing like that – I just want a bed and a TV.

Mostly, my flying has been solo, but the preparation for it wasn’t. Without my husband’s help and encouragement, I could not have attempted what I have. Ours has been a contented and reasonable partnership, he with his solo jobs and I with mine. But always with work and play together, conducted under a satisfactory system of dual control.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls.

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.

All truth is simple… is that not doubly a lie?

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

As a father and now a grandfather to three wonderful grandchildren, I know how magical the first year of a child’s life is but also how much hard work it takes. Being able to spend as much time as possible with your loved ones is absolutely vital, especially early on.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

That man is rich whose pleasures are the cheapest.

If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or ‚our‘ country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.

When you are enthusiastic about what you do, you feel this positive energy. It’s very simple.

A friend is nothing but a known enemy.

I’m generous. I give good tips. It’s just – the way I live my life, ironically enough, is: I don’t want anything. I’m not a consumer. I don’t crave objects.

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

All you need is love.

Be polite to all, but intimate with few.

Working with a lot of people at the same time is a task. I really like making stuff and getting stuff done. One of the things I really liked about Facebook was that I could always move so quickly. I wrote the original application in, like, nine days at the end of January.

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

To be loved is very demoralizing.

You should not have taken advantage of my sensibility to steal into my affections without my consent.

I don’t like cream puff, corny guys. Usually, they are the nice guys, the ones that won’t hurt you. They’ll pull out the chair for you and the whole nine yards. Everything is perfect and boring.

I’m not very gifted for hairdos. I don’t like gel and all those products.

There are always people always asking you for something. But I feel like I have a foundation. I have a supporting cast where it doesn’t bother me too much.

I make friends faster and easier than journalists.

I’m more of an adventurous type than a relationship type.

The ability of a successful company to add functionality to its product has long been upheld.

Every sin is the result of a collaboration.

In God’s family, there are no outsiders, no enemies.

I’m trying my best to keep up with all this new technology, and I surround myself with all these wonderful people that are in the know and kind of help me out with all that.

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal.

Taylor Swift’s audience can listen to me, but so can the street kids. I want to touch it all.

I’m not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I’m the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.

There are really two things that have to occur in order for a new technology to be affordable to the mass market. One is you need economies of scale. The other is you need to iterate on the design. You need to go through a few versions.

No matter the nationality, no matter the religion, no matter the ethnic background, America brings out the best in people.

I think the perfection of love is that it’s not perfect.

Love is a really scary thing, and you never know what’s going to happen. It’s one of the most beautiful things in life, but it’s one of the most terrifying. It’s worth the fear because you have more knowledge, experience, you learn from people, and you have memories.

To be one, to be united is a great thing. But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater.

A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think.

Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.

We cannot always assure the future of our friends; we have a better chance of assuring our future if we remember who our friends are.

One of life’s terrible truths is that women like guys who seem to know what they’re doing.

We never love a person, but only qualities.

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.

Here in America, we don’t give in to our fears. We don’t build up walls to keep people out.

My wife told me if there is any rumors about me, it better be about politics and not about my social life.

My wife has about everything I can think of.

Every increased possession loads us with a new weariness.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.