I’m really happy and had such an amazing time performing at Super Bowl – wish I could relive it all over again.

You want me to own a team and deal with these rich, spoiled stubborn athletes, and try to get them to perform? No thank you.

Enjoyment is an incredible energizer to the human spirit.

Wishful thinking is not idealism. It is self-indulgence at best and self-exaltation at worst. In either case, it is usually at the expense of others. In other words, it is the opposite of idealism.

If I died tomorrow, I would be a happy girl.

Life is better when people are working, happy, and spending money.

There’s something about being in front of a live audience that’s fun. It’s a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you can’t get it anywhere else. And I’ve been doing it since I was 23, so it’s part of my being – it’s part of my fabric as a person.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

It is wrong to assume that men of immense wealth are always happy.

True happiness arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one’s self, and in the next, from the friendship and conversation of a few select companions.

When you’re in comedy, people always come up and say, ‚Oh, it must be so hard.‘ It really isn’t hard unless you’re not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.

There is nothing I fear more than waking up without a program that will help me bring a little happiness to those with no resources, those who are poor, illiterate, and ridden with terminal disease.

I’m not really an actor, I’m a reactor; I’m a pitchman. That’s what I do best. Nobody can do it any better.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

I’m so happy I discovered early how wonderful music makes me feel.

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.

There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.

There are some days when I think I’m going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

Man falls from the pursuit of the ideal of plan living and high thinking the moment he wants to multiply his daily wants. Man’s happiness really lies in contentment.

There is a lot of pressure put on me, but I don’t put a lot of pressure on myself. I feel if I play my game, it will take care of itself.

There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I don’t really think most people really understand what they’ve seen.

I’ve run the Boston Marathon 6 times before. I think the best aspects of the marathon are the beautiful changes of the scenery along the route and the warmth of the people’s support. I feel happier every time I enter this marathon.

Life, an age to the miserable, and a moment to the happy.

Who’s to say what’s a good voice and not a good voice?

As a sportsperson, the best thing is people recognising you and loving you for what you do. For me, glamour is 100 people in the hotel feeling happy to see you.

You know, T can stand for anything. T stand for working hard. T stand for loving thy neighbor. T stand for feeding the hungry. T stand for just working, working, working, being happy on the set, you know, lifting everybody’s spirits. T stands for just a nice guy.

Power means happiness; power means hard work and sacrifice.

My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn’t have any money, we just survived on happiness, on being a happy family.

The happiest people in the world are those who feel absolutely terrific about themselves, and this is the natural outgrowth of accepting total responsibility for every part of their life.

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.

The man who is aware of himself is henceforward independent; and he is never bored, and life is only too short, and he is steeped through and through with a profound yet temperate happiness.

My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

Happy is the hearing man; unhappy the speaking man.

There is no value in life except what you choose to place upon it and no happiness in any place except what you bring to it yourself.

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give.

Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.

If we are to be happy, we must first react against our tendency to follow the line of least resistance, a tendency that causes us either to remain as we are, or to look primarily to activities external to ourselves for what will provide new impetus to our lives.

In my own life I know that my state of cheerfulness is a reliable gauge of my level of spiritual enlightenment at that moment. The more cheerful, happy, contented, and satisfied I am feeling, the more aware I am of my deep connection to Spirit.

Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it’s just a daisy in a jelly glass.

We all have to live together, so we might as well live together happily.

Yes, it is one of my ultimate aims – it is the ultimate sense of football: to make the people happy, to let them live some emotions that you usually can’t get.

I like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.

Marriage is the most wonderful thing ever.

If our condition were truly happy, we would not seek diversion from it in order to make ourselves happy.

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.

There is no doubt that some plant food, such as oatmeal, is more economical than meat, and superior to it in regard to both mechanical and mental performance. Such food, moreover, taxes our digestive organs decidedly less, and, in making us more contented and sociable, produces an amount of good difficult to estimate.

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

I never intended for the Monster Ball to be a religious experience, it just became one.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

Happy the man whose wish and care a few paternal acres bound, content to breathe his native air in his own ground.

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.

I did stand-up for my grandparents every day when I was, like, eight.

I believe that the greatest gift you can give your family and the world is a healthy you.

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.

As long as I stay in training and play well, I don’t see what objection there can be to what I do off the field.