Pfft, I hate Christmas Day. It’s for children and families. Not for people like me.
Karl LagerfeldWithout Cambodia, I may never have become a mother. Part of my heart is and will always be in this country. And part of this country is always with me: Maddox.
Angelina JolieReturning to your family and where you came from, and your history… this is what makes you strong. It’s not looking out that’s going to do that – it’s looking in.
Lady GagaDon’t judge other people. For example, if you want God’s anointing to be on you for parenting, you need to be careful not to criticize other parents.
Joyce MeyerNow that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
Adam SandlerAnd when I was young, my family was perfectly nice. I write a lot about it, as you noticed. But it was rather limited. I think, I don’t think anyone in my family would really feel I’d done them an injustice by saying that. We didn’t see many people. There were many books. It was as if I wanted to get away from home.
Christopher HitchensWe cannot fashion our children after our desires, we must have them and love them as God has given them to us.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheAll men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.
Henry David ThoreauI don’t pick up toys. I crush them.
Jocko WillinkAs apostles and prophets, we are concerned not only for our children and grandchildren but for yours as well – and for each of God’s children.
Russell M. NelsonWhen your mother asks, ‚Do you want a piece of advice?‘ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
Erma BombeckMy mom and I have always been there for each other. We had some tough times, but she was always there for me.
LeBron JamesI don’t keep people around me that aren’t family. You don’t get to stay. Unless you’re eating at the table with us, you’re not part. We eat together, we cry together, we live together, we die together. Everything that we do is for each other, and we care for another.
Lady GagaBuild me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid, one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.
Douglas MacArthurI don’t take pictures when I’m with my kids, for the sake of my kids. It’s important when you’re as busy as I am that you give your kids your time when you’re with them, and nothing compromises that. I’ve been lucky enough to have fans that understand that.
Kevin HartThe kindness that’s been shown to me, by doctors as well as my family and my friends, it’s really saved my life.
Lady GagaA man should never neglect his family for business.
Walt DisneyYour children will see what you’re all about by what you live rather than what you say.
Wayne DyerMy other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Henny YoungmanWhat I tell my kids is, ‚I’m preparing you for college and for life. So, having independence, knowing how to set your own boundaries, figuring out how to make that balance. We still have screen-time rules.‘
Michelle ObamaAs a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family.
ChanakyaMy mother made me truly appreciate women.
DrakeNever fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
George Bernard ShawI’m not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, ‚All right! Get out of the room.‘
Adam SandlerThat’s what I do this for, to secure my family’s future. I don’t care about anything else. I’m able to spoil people, and that’s the best thing.
Conor McGregorI still learn, but I think it’s the best thing in life to have a kid.
Cristiano RonaldoMother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
William Makepeace ThackerayMy mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark TwainWhen one has not had a good father, one must create one.
Friedrich NietzscheI do not raise brats!
Abby Lee MillerI am proud to have been born in Iowa. Through the eyes of a ten-year-old boy, it was a place of adventure and daily discoveries – the wonder of the growing crops, the excitements of the harvest, the journeys to the woods for nuts and hunting, the joys of snowy winters, the comfort of the family fireside, of good food and tender care.
Herbert HooverMy mother was very strong. Once, she picked up a coconut and smashed it against my father’s head. It taught me about women defending themselves and not collapsing in a heap.
Alice WalkerBeing the only man in the household with my mom definitely helped me grow up fast.
LeBron JamesI just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for a landslide.
John F. KennedyThere’s a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family.
Gordon RamsayMore than anything else, I want the folks back at home to think right of me.
Elvis PresleyAnd I come here as a daughter, raised on the South Side of Chicago – by a father who was a blue-collar city worker and a mother who stayed at home with my brother and me.
Michelle ObamaAll that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
Abraham LincolnMy first job in all honesty is going to continue to be mom-in-chief. Making sure that in this transition, which will be even more of a transition for the girls… that they are settled and that they know they will continue to be the center of our universe.
Michelle ObamaThe kids are a big part of my schedule.
Bill GatesI’m just a friendly person; that runs in my family.
Dolly PartonAccording to Ethiopian custom, parents wait to name a baby because children often die in the first weeks of life.
Bill GatesWhen I was a youngster I lived with different families. I nearly always felt closer to the man of the house. Maybe because I always dreamed of having a father of my own.
Marilyn MonroeTo bring a healthy child into this world, raise them right and watch them grow is the biggest miracle there is.
Matthew McConaugheyThe African is my brother but he is my younger brother by several centuries.
Albert SchweitzerAs a father and now a grandfather to three wonderful grandchildren, I know how magical the first year of a child’s life is but also how much hard work it takes. Being able to spend as much time as possible with your loved ones is absolutely vital, especially early on.
Richard BransonPeople change because of kids. They change how they eat. They change the way they think. They change the way they see one another.
Michelle ObamaI remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
Abraham LincolnAll things considered, there’s nobody better for children than parents.
Jordan PetersonHomework’s hard. Especially math. My kids joke with me. They tell me they have homework. I say, ‚Okay.‘ And then I sit down and they say, ‚It’s math.‘ ‚No! Not math! English, history, anything!‘
Angelina JolieI have to tell you, my seven-year-old granddaughter said to my daughter, her mother, ‚So what’s the big deal about Grandma Maddy having been Secretary of State? Only girls are Secretaries of State.‘ Most of her lifetime, it’s true. But at the time it really was a big deal.
Madeleine AlbrightWe’re all bombarded with so many dietary messages that it’s hard to find time to sort through all this information, but we do have time to take a look at our kids‘ plates.
Michelle ObamaMy dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had women in his life when I was a kid, there wasn’t any consistency.
Kevin HartI’ve done a lot of things I’m not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that.
Steve JobsI’m dying to be a great dad one day, whenever that day comes.
DrakeOne of the things I realized is that if you do not take control over your time and your life, other people will gobble it up. If you don’t prioritize yourself, you constantly start falling lower and lower on your list, your kids fall lower and lower on your list.
Michelle ObamaIt is a wise father that knows his own child.
William ShakespeareLike every parent, when you start your family, your life completely changes. And you completely live for someone else. I find that the most extraordinary thing. Your life is handed over to someone else. From that moment on, they come first in every choice you make. It’s the most wonderful thing.
Angelina JolieThe only time my records are going to be broken is by my own spawn. I’m going be training that child out the womb.
Conor McGregorPeople are always coming up to me and saying, ‚I heard your dad’s speech, and it’s really great.‘ And they’ll mention some place I didn’t even know my dad was going to.
Bill Gates