Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.
George Bernard ShawIf you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail.
HeraclitusOn one of my last days at school, the headmaster said I would either end up in prison or become a millionaire. That was quite a startling prediction, but in some respects, he was right on both counts!
Richard BransonI have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn’t think I could read, much less write.
George W. BushAt 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn’t expecting it.
Jimmy BuffettI can honestly say – and it’s a big surprise to me – that I have never had a dream about being on the moon.
Neil ArmstrongWhen it comes to the qualifications that we should demand of our president, to start with, we need someone who will take the job seriously.
Michelle ObamaPut a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.Yes, I’m always – I’m always surprised when you make a film and you live with it a while and you put it out, you never dream that anybody is ever going to want to really see it.
Clint EastwoodSeriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Oscar WildeWhen we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we’d been saying they were.
John F. KennedyHe who is not just is severe, he who is not wise is sad.
VoltaireWhen I put out ‚Video Games‘ in May 2011, it was a 5:25-minute love song; I was surprised when a lot of people said they were listening to it. I was surprised when it went to the radio, without me even knowing how something like that even happens!
Lana Del ReyIf you’re serious, you really understand that it’s important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you’re the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you’re funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.
Maya AngelouEuropeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party.
Richard P. FeynmanA friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend – and he’s a priest.
Erma BombeckI’m very, very serious – I’m serious enough not to take myself too seriously. That means I can be completely wedded to the moment. But when I leave that moment, I want to be completely wedded to the next moment.
Maya AngelouThe secret to humor is surprise.
AristotleAt seventy-seven it is time to be in earnest.
Samuel JohnsonThe husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
VoltairePeople tend to play in their comfort zone, so the best things are achieved in a state of surprise, actually.
Brian EnoWhen I came to Delhi and noticed an insider view, I felt what it was, and I was surprised to see it. It seemed as if dozens of separate governments are running at the same time in one main government. It appeared that everyone has its own fiefdom.
Narendra ModiBetter understated than overstated. Let people be surprised that it was more than you promised and easier than you said.
Jim RohnSociety is always taken by surprise at any new example of common sense.
Ralph Waldo EmersonThe wild Indian power of escaping observation, even where there is little or no cover to hide in, was probably slowly acquired in hard hunting and fighting lessons while trying to approach game, take enemies by surprise, or get safely away when compelled to retreat.
John MuirI must have been one of the least surprised people on earth on September 11. I felt very braced for that. I knew something like that was going to come.
Christopher HitchensWhen I did ‚Bird,‘ it was a surprise to some people, first because I wasn’t in it and second because most of the films I’d been doing were cop movies or westerns or adventure films, so to be doing one about Charlie Parker, who was a great influence on American music, was a great thrill for me.
Clint EastwoodGrowing old has been the greatest surprise of my life.
Billy GrahamI have my own vocabulary. I love linguistics. That surprises people.
Matthew McConaugheyI started writing at the kitchen table after midnight. It took ten months to finish that first book; I sent it to a publisher and I got some kind of prize, so it was like a dream – I was surprised to find it happening.
Haruki MurakamiI had not expected ‚A Brief History of Time‘ to be a best seller.
Stephen HawkingIf you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn’t. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar WildeLife does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard ShawI try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I’m gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.
Jim CarreyEverything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination, because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise, gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which it was not before possessed.
Joseph AddisonPeople are always coming up to me and saying, ‚I heard your dad’s speech, and it’s really great.‘ And they’ll mention some place I didn’t even know my dad was going to.
Bill GatesA sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open.
Francis BaconHow to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‚page 2.‘
Henny YoungmanMen are convinced of your arguments, your sincerity, and the seriousness of your efforts only by your death.
Albert CamusBrad was a huge surprise to me. I think we were both the last two people who were looking for a relationship. I certainly wasn’t. I was quite content to be a single mom with Mad.
Angelina JolieTo Sun-tzu and the ancient Chinese, doing something extraordinary had little effect without a setup of something ordinary. You had to mix the two – to fix your opponent’s expectations with some banal, ordinary maneuver, a comfortable pattern that they would then expect you to follow.
Robert GreeneThe backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Carl von ClausewitzWe may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.
Desmond TutuEven though I’m known as a pop musician, I have a seriousness about what I do.
Brian EnoI don’t need you to be funny. I don’t want to be entertained.
Jerry SeinfeldThe Occupy movement is – it was a big surprise.
Noam ChomskyIt was like being in the eye of a hurricane. You’d wake up in a concert and think, Wow, how did I get here?
John LennonA grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
Erma BombeckNo tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader.
Robert Frost