Brevity is the soul of wit.
William ShakespeareWithout music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich NietzscheWhoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o’clock is a scoundrel.
Samuel JohnsonLaw and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice and when they fail in this purpose they become the dangerously structured dams that block the flow of social progress.
Martin Luther King, Jr.No true believer could be intolerant or a persecutor. If I were a magistrate and the law carried the death penalty against atheists, I would begin by sending to the stake whoever denounced another.
Jean-Jacques RousseauI were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion.
William ShakespeareIf we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die.
Maya AngelouThe problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.
Lou HoltzWhatever you cannot understand, you cannot possess.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheWhere love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.
Carl JungAn eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Mahatma GandhiA man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he’s going to get sick on it.
Lyndon B. JohnsonIf a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.
Thomas JeffersonSo foul and fair a day I have not seen.
William ShakespeareLet him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on.
Robert FrostThe penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
H. L. MenckenWords are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is ‚elephant‘.
Charlie ChaplinI don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
J. R. R. TolkienI heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I’d invented it, because it is very true.
Audrey HepburnThe will is a beast of burden. If God mounts it, it wishes and goes as God wills; if Satan mounts it, it wishes and goes as Satan wills; Nor can it choose its rider… the riders contend for its possession.
Martin LutherLet reverence for the laws be breathed by every American mother to the lisping babe that prattles on her lap – let it be taught in schools, in seminaries, and in colleges; let it be written in primers, spelling books, and in almanacs; let it be preached from the pulpit, proclaimed in legislative halls, and enforced in courts of justice.
Abraham LincolnNothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Winston ChurchillWhen the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. ThompsonImpossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
Napoleon BonaparteWhen I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny YoungmanThe law will never make a man free; it is men who have got to make the law free.
Henry David ThoreauThe course of true love never did run smooth.
William ShakespeareA lot of truth is said in jest.
EminemA lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston ChurchillIce-cream is exquisite – what a pity it isn’t illegal.
VoltaireI must be cruel, only to be kind.
William ShakespeareI shall never believe that God plays dice with the world.
Albert EinsteinI tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.
Clint EastwoodObedience of the law is demanded; not asked as a favor.
Theodore RooseveltHe who hath many friends hath none.
AristotleThere is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness of wit.
Alexander PopeThat which is not good for the bee-hive cannot be good for the bees.
Marcus AureliusIf music be the food of love, play on.
William ShakespeareThe most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job.
Napoleon HillWater is the driving force of all nature.
Leonardo da VinciModesty forbids what the law does not.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaAs he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
William ShakespeareI want to destroy ownership in order that possession and enjoyment may be raised to the highest point in every section of the community.
George Bernard ShawSleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed.
Arthur SchopenhauerMore law, less justice.
Marcus Tullius CiceroI like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells.
Dr. SeussWhen Bugs Bunny walks into rehab, people are going to turn and look. People at rehab were stealing my hats and pens and notebooks and asking for autographs. I couldn’t concentrate on my problem.
EminemNothing is more terrible than to see ignorance in action.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheWar does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Bertrand RussellMy mother had a saying: ‚Kamala, you may be the first to do many things, but make sure you’re not the last.‘
Kamala HarrisGo, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho MarxIndecision may or may not be my problem.
Jimmy BuffettThe difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity.
Benjamin DisraeliWe are such stuff as dreams are made on; and our little life is rounded with a sleep.
William ShakespeareIf life gives you limes, make margaritas.
Jimmy BuffettI am not bound to please thee with my answer.
William ShakespeareThe most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
Ronald ReaganFreedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem.
Jiddu KrishnamurtiThe single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
George Bernard ShawThe mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.
Henry David Thoreau