The only difference between Benito and Bad Bunny is 16 million followers on Instagram. And the money that Bad Bunny has in the bank. Benito had, like, $7. The numbers are different, but I’m still the same. Even my insecurities remain the same.
Bad BunnyWriters are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
John SteinbeckDon’t compare yourself with other people; compare yourself with who you were yesterday.
Jordan PetersonThe opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.
H. L. MenckenTo do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god.
Napoleon BonaparteObama has succeeded in descending even below George W. Bush in approval in the Arab world. It’s minuscule, few percent.
Noam ChomskyBefore you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you.
Erma BombeckUnlike many of its European neighbors, Britain shares many of America’s financial traits.
Robert KiyosakiThe brain is wider than the sky.
Emily DickinsonMy books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Mark TwainA noble man compares and estimates himself by an idea which is higher than himself; and a mean man, by one lower than himself. The one produces aspiration; the other ambition, which is the way in which a vulgar man aspires.
Marcus AureliusDictionaries are like watches, the worst is better than none and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.
Samuel JohnsonI hope to build a reputation as a science-fiction writer. That’s the pitch. We’ll see.
Kurt VonnegutThe difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don’t have to waste your time voting.
Charles BukowskiFor awhile after you quit Keats all other poetry seems to be only whistling or humming.
F. Scott FitzgeraldEach generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
George OrwellImmorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
H. L. MenckenI go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.
H. L. MenckenThe people who are absent are the ideal; those who are present seem to be quite commonplace.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheWriting music is just like writing a book.
Billie EilishIf a man constantly aspires is he not elevated?
Henry David ThoreauWhy would anyone steal a shopping cart? It’s like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma BombeckA first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting.
Abraham MaslowThere is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.
Bertrand RussellJust as I wanted to outdo everyone when I played, I had to outdo everyone when we were out on the town.
George BestEarth might one day soon resemble the planet Venus.
Stephen HawkingIn praise there is more obtrusiveness than in blame.
Friedrich NietzscheI’m trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, ‚I’m different. I’m not just a comedian.‘ I’m trying to become a rock star.
Kevin HartAs a British driver, you get compared to Lewis and I get that. But when he came to McLaren, they were doing well and had a championship-winning car. I’m in a very different situation so I don’t compare myself to his stats.
Lando NorrisParticularly Instagram, people look like they have a much better life than they really do. People basically seem like they are way better-looking than they really are, and they are way happier-seeming than they really are.
Elon MuskSome day, following the example of the United States of America, there will be a United States of Europe.
George WashingtonObama’s not Jesus. He can’t walk on water.
Mr. TI’ve done a number of Super Bowl ads. And that is the best advertising of the year. That is when people realize they’re going to be compared directly against other ads.
Jerry SeinfeldMadonna and I are very different. Just saying. We’re very different. I wouldn’t make that comparison at all, and I don’t mean to disrespect Madonna: she’s a nice lady, and she’s had a fantastic, huge career – biggest pop star of all time.
Lady GagaWhen women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
H. L. MenckenNature that framed us of four elements, warring within our breasts for regiment, doth teach us all to have aspiring minds.
Niccolo MachiavelliHypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing.
Edmund BurkeApple’s market share is bigger than BMW’s or Mercedes’s or Porsche’s in the automotive market. What’s wrong with being BMW or Mercedes?
Steve JobsAs an elder of the Americas and of the rest of the planet, it is my responsibility to care for and protect, to the best of my ability, the young.
Alice WalkerI have found far greater enthusiasm for science in America than here in Britain. There is more enthusiasm for everything in America.
Stephen HawkingWe’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first, rock ‚n‘ roll or Christianity.
John LennonThis country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will RogersPride is still aiming at the best houses: Men would be angels, angels would be gods. Aspiring to be gods, if angels fell; aspiring to be angels men rebel.
Alexander PopeFrench fries kill more people than guns and sharks, yet nobody’s afraid of French fries.
Robert KiyosakiI would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
Jack LondonIn the past there were people who were not rich but contented with their living style, laughing and happy all day. But when the new rich people appear, people look at them and ask, ‚why don’t I have a life like that too, a beautiful house, car and garden,‘ and they abandon their values.
Thich Nhat HanhI am a normal guy from the Black Forest, and I do not compare myself with the geniuses.
Jurgen KloppOur envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.
HeraclitusWhat an ugly beast the ape, and how like us.
Marcus Tullius CiceroGreat and good are seldom the same man.
Winston ChurchillI have more friends in New York than Paris.
Karl LagerfeldAs a Western, ‚The Magnificent Seven‘ was a pretty good film. I don’t think it was as interesting or as multi-faceted as ‚Seven Samurai.‘
George LucasMusic is like film to me.
The WeekndChristianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn’t argue with that; I’m right and I will be proved right. We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first – rock and roll or Christianity.
John LennonThere are not a few among the disciples of charity who require, in their vocation, scarcely less excitement than the votaries of pleasure in theirs.
Charles DickensA professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
H. L. MenckenIt would be an egregious mistake to ever refer to me in the same breath as most of the people I write about.
Anthony BourdainFew of us can stand prosperity. Another man’s, I mean.
Mark TwainA lot of people have it a lot worse than you do.
Joel OsteenJealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbour to have them through envy.
Aristotle