I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho MarxI do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
Thomas JeffersonI am not bound to please thee with my answer.
William ShakespeareYou can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
George W. BushWe have to rediscover the eternal values and then live them out.
Jordan PetersonHealthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.
Winston ChurchillChemotherapy isn’t good for you. So when you feel bad, as I am feeling now, you think, ‚Well that is a good thing because it’s supposed to be poison. If it’s making the tumor feel this queasy, then I’m OK with it.‘
Christopher HitchensThe devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
Albert EinsteinThe AIDS is a disease that is hard to talk about.
Bill GatesI would like to see people more aware of where their food comes from. I would like to see small farmers empowered. I feed my daughter almost exclusively organic food.
Anthony BourdainI’m a fry lover.
Michelle ObamaAn army marches on its stomach.
Napoleon BonaparteI would never win an award for not loving pizza.
Dwayne JohnsonI think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn’t want them either, so it worked out well.
Dolly PartonI don’t have a need for speed. I’m not that guy.
Dwayne JohnsonWhoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o’clock is a scoundrel.
Samuel JohnsonI’m more of an adventurous type than a relationship type.
Bob DylanOne of my lungs is half gone, and the other half, because I smoked for years, has a lesion. So I can’t swim anymore and had the swimming pool covered over. Now it’s what I call the dance pavilion, and so I and my friends sit out and put music on and watch people dance.
Maya AngelouIf a woman can, by careful selection of a father and nourishment of herself, produce a citizen with efficient senses, sound organs and a good digestion, she should clearly be secured a sufficient reward for that natural service to make her willing to undertake and repeat it.
George Bernard ShawI’m evangelical on the subject of some chefs and writers.
Anthony BourdainI have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Winston ChurchillIf we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too little and not too much, we would have found the safest way to health.
HippocratesTraditions are a common part of our lives. They can be good, and not all traditions are wrong, but sometimes they can take the joy out of life.
Joyce MeyerTo keep the body in good health is a duty… otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.
BuddhaI don’t like celebrities; I don’t hang out with them; I don’t relate to that life.
Lady GagaAs the arteries grow hard, the heart grows soft.
H. L. MenckenReligion is not a department of life; it is something that enters into the whole of it.
Alan WattsIf we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.
Ronald ReaganI eat only vegetables and fruit, and to me it’s the most aspirational diet because it’s so easy. It’s quite simple, the cooking I do.
Vivienne WestwoodWhen I was 25 and I was told to eat 6 pieces of potato every day, someday it would be 8, someday it would be 10. Not that it’s going to make a big difference. But now when I am told by my nutritionist that you get to eat 6 pieces a day, it’s 6. Done!
Sunil ChhetriHunger is the best pickle.
Benjamin FranklinLet me recommend the best medicine in the world: a long journey, at a mild season, through a pleasant country, in easy stages.
James MadisonI hid myself in food.
Gordon RamsayIt is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Jiddu KrishnamurtiI don’t know if I could do this with the same energy, and in the same way – all the costume changes and glitter and hair and makeup – all the time. When I’m in my 50s, I kind of think I’ll want to be in a garden.
Taylor SwiftRidiculous yachts and private planes and big limousines won’t make people enjoy life more, and it sends out terrible messages to the people who work for them. It would be so much better if that money was spent in Africa – and it’s about getting a balance.
Richard BransonWaste brings woe, and sorrow hates despair.
Robert GreeneIt was a strike against me that I didn’t wear baggy jeans and jerseys and that I never hustled, never sold drugs.
Kanye WestThe problem with meditating is I generally go to sleep, and that’s because I’m doing it wrong.
Margaret AtwoodI’ve never eaten a strawberry in my life. I have no desire to do that.
Tom BradyMy experience of malaria was just taking anti-malarials, which give you strange dreams, because I don’t want to get malaria.
Bill GatesHappiness doesn’t come from being rich, nor merely from being successful in your career, nor by self-indulgence. One step towards happiness is to make yourself healthy and strong while you are a boy so that you can be useful and so you can enjoy life when you are a man.
Robert Baden-PowellI never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald ReaganYou don’t have to turn on the TV set. You don’t have to work on the Internet. It’s up to you.
Ray BradburyI love San Francisco and Brighton has something of San Francisco about it. It’s by the sea, there’s a big gay community, a feeling of people being there because they enjoy their life there.
Brian EnoOne of the huge imbalances in life is the disparity between your daily existence, with its routines and habits, and the dream you have within yourself of some extraordinarily satisfying way of living.
Wayne DyerIt is not possible to eat me without insisting that I sing praises of my devourer?
Fyodor DostoevskyThe devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
William ShakespeareThe Roman Curia has its defects, but it seems to me that people often overemphasize its defects and talk too little about the health of the many religious and laypeople who work there.
Pope FrancisA song has to take on character, shape, body and influence people to an extent that they use it for their own devices. It must affect them not just as a song, but as a lifestyle.
David BowieI’ve had two cancer bouts in my years on the Court, and the first one, Justice O’Connor told me, ‚Now, you do the chemotherapy on Friday because you’ll get over it during the weekend and you can be back in court on Monday.‘
Ruth Bader GinsburgShow me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I’ll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.
Charles BukowskiI’m a day-to-day-type person.
Clint EastwoodEconomic medicine that was previously meted out by the cupful has recently been dispensed by the barrel. These once unthinkable dosages will almost certainly bring on unwelcome after-effects. Their precise nature is anyone’s guess, though one likely consequence is an onslaught of inflation.
Warren BuffettWhen one begins to live by habit and by quotation, one has begun to stop living.
James BaldwinI try to encourage all my teammates, and I sure hope that some day all athletes – my kids, high school kids – get the same level of care I get. Because you can play for a long period of time without having knee replacements, without having all the major head trauma that people are dealing with.
Tom BradyI don’t exercise.
Lou HoltzEating is so intimate. It’s very sensual. When you invite someone to sit at your table and you want to cook for them, you’re inviting a person into your life.
Maya AngelouA wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn how by his own thought to derive benefit from his illnesses.
HippocratesMy grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman